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#332414 - 05/19/08 09:42 PM is pretty the new ben?
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i seriously wonder, flynn-effect taken into account, if they fucked exactly where that kid's iq-range would be? assuming a small drop, do you think we're talking about pushing the severe-retardation line here?

look at the thoughts they have and remember they're using their primary language. it's really weird and i don't understand they can be real, but it's fucking transfixing watching them say stuff.
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#332415 - 05/19/08 09:47 PM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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what???!
lol
i totallydont even understand what that means
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#332416 - 05/19/08 09:53 PM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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Quote:

i don't understand they can be real




They're not.

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#332417 - 05/19/08 09:57 PM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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YES!
Quote:

what???!
lol
i totallydont even understand what that means


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#332418 - 05/19/08 10:27 PM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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I already asked Pretty is she was Ben's sister. I forgot which thread, though.
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#332419 - 05/19/08 10:52 PM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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yeah
why does everyone say that?
im real
i think ben is nice
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#332420 - 05/20/08 04:53 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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Thanks Pretty! I like you too
I feel honoured to be associated with you. It would be cool if you were my sister!
I don't know why everyone is picking on us

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#332422 - 05/20/08 05:55 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
have2cit Offline
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That's pretty demeaning to the box of rocks.


Edited by have2cit (05/20/08 07:09 AM)

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#332423 - 05/20/08 06:33 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
destro Offline
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Stupid people shouldn't breed or use the internet.
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#332424 - 05/20/08 06:56 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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Quote:

Thanks Pretty! I like you too
I feel honoured to be associated with you. It would be cool if you were my sister!
I don't know why everyone is picking on us






theyre meanies
thanks ben
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#332425 - 05/20/08 07:22 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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Quote:

what???!
lol
i totallydont even understand what that means




Wow...

Thread won.
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#332426 - 05/20/08 07:36 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
pretty Offline
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neat! i win?
what do i win?
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#332427 - 05/20/08 07:40 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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Quote:

I already asked Pretty is she was Ben's sister. I forgot which thread, though.




lol
it was nitenliun's someone has to say it thread
its in the cage
but i dont have any siblings?

love, pretty
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#332428 - 05/20/08 07:40 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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Quote:

yeah
why does everyone say that?
im real





Scan and post your Colorado Drivers License/ID. You must have one for 2257 compliance. Redact your personal info, of course.

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#332429 - 05/20/08 07:42 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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Quote:

Quote:

yeah
why does everyone say that?
im real





Scan and post your Colorado Drivers License/ID. You must have one for 2257 compliance. Redact your personal info, of course.




its a terrible pic its like a year old
i dont mind doing it
but how do i redact the info?
and i dont really want everyone to know my real name either?
how would you know im the girl in the id?
well the beauty mark is there but i was way fatter
and i moved into my house so my address is different so i guess that doesnt matter
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#332430 - 05/20/08 07:44 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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Quote:

neat! i win?
what do i win?




A copy of "Hooked on Phonics" and a years subscription to "Highlights for Kids".
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#332431 - 05/20/08 07:45 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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Quote:

but how do i redact the info?
and i dont really want everyone to know my real name either?




Use photoshop or paint to blacken out your real name and address. If you're real, we already know your DOB.

And we've already seen "Fat Pretty" pics.

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#332432 - 05/20/08 07:46 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
pretty Offline
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good point
ill try
i think i can do it with a photobooth pic and then fuck up the info in iphoto
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#332433 - 05/20/08 07:55 AM Re: is pretty the new ben? *DELETED*
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Post deleted by pretty
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#332434 - 05/20/08 07:56 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
it worked! it worked!
hehe
im real! see?

there ya go
i gotta go to the gym now
bye xpt- mwa!
love, pretty

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#332435 - 05/20/08 08:04 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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Alright. I stand corrected. I really thought you were one of Monkey's better alts.


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#332436 - 05/20/08 09:01 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
gia jordan Offline
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Ok, now that we know she's real, let's have Pretty delete the post with her DL. Yes, the name is blocked out, but the number is still on there.
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#332437 - 05/20/08 09:39 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
destro Offline
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I think the only reason I bash pretty is her inane posting and poor sentence structure. If she was a better linguist and had more interesting things to discuss I would likely be less rude. Unfortunately she has yet to disprove my assumption that she is just another "wannabe" dumb porn whore.

Also her face kinda reminds me of Corky from "Life Goes On." There is something about her that screams downs syndrome smile.
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#332438 - 05/20/08 09:42 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
pretty Offline
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oh thats the way the macbook stretcehs out the pics for some reason
i dont know how to fix it
but someone here did once for me with the butt pic
before
im ditzy
i dont have downssyndrome
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#332439 - 05/20/08 09:42 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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Quote:

Ok, now that we know she's real, let's have Pretty delete the post with her DL. Yes, the name is blocked out, but the number is still on there.




i deleted it
thanks gia
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#332440 - 05/20/08 09:49 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
gia jordan Offline
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You know, for a stripper, you sure are up early. I applaud that.
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#332441 - 05/20/08 09:52 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
destro Offline
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pretty - I will be nicer if you promise to never use that old signature ever again.
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#332442 - 05/20/08 09:54 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
you like the burg one better?
i changed it
the old ones something i said in one of my scenes from a while ago
that dirty liked
i sign loveletters to him with that old quote
the new ones something burg said about me in a thread here
i dont know how to change the picture
but like isaid someone here does
i found spellcheck too!
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#332443 - 05/20/08 09:59 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

You know, for a stripper, you sure are up early. I applaud that.




yeah i dont really sleep alot
lol
i get up at six regardless
i am taking my two days off
cause i hate two for one tuesdays
and then thursdayll be my free day
i go in at open to beat the house fee too
but other than dancing and porn im pretty boring
i dont party or go out late or anything
well i did for my launch party but that was a special occasion
and i worked that day too during dayshift
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#332444 - 05/20/08 10:01 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
destro Offline
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do they serve squirrel meat
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#332445 - 05/20/08 10:02 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
what??!
lol
at the deja vu?
no they have a vending machine
but they dont serve lunch
?
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#332446 - 05/20/08 10:02 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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I think if you bring in a squirrel you just killed they'll cook it for you at no charge.
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#332447 - 05/20/08 10:03 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
pretty Offline
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Quote:

I think if you bring in a squirrel you just killed they'll cook it for you at no charge.




like an armadillo?
in louisianna?

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#332448 - 05/20/08 10:19 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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Quote:

You know, for a stripper, you sure are up early. I applaud that.




Up early every morning, day shift stripper, doesn't sleep much, incoherent speech, and recently lost a lot of weight. 1+1+1+1+1 =

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#332449 - 05/20/08 10:20 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
no i dont do drugs silly
i drank shots at my party but thats it
im sober
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#332450 - 05/20/08 10:21 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
destro Offline
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Posts: 486
Would you like to do some drugs?

Quote:

no i dont do drugs silly
i drank shots at my party but thats it
im sober


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#332451 - 05/20/08 10:23 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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Loc: colorado
lol
no thank you
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#332452 - 05/20/08 10:23 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
have2cit Offline
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The math speaks for itself.

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#332453 - 05/20/08 10:25 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
im bad at math
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#332454 - 05/20/08 10:26 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
destro Offline
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Quote:

im bad at math




Thank you for my new signature.
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#332455 - 05/20/08 11:05 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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The meth speaks for itself.
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#332456 - 05/20/08 11:08 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
have2cit Offline
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Quote:

im bad at math




but good at meth.

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#332457 - 05/20/08 01:19 PM Re: is pretty the new ben?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
ew
i wouldnt do that crap
its full of gross chemicals
and the girls that do it
ive seen em at work
they look terrible
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#332458 - 05/20/08 01:23 PM Re: is pretty the new ben?
Gigi Offline
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it's sad, the best i ever looked was when i was geeked out of my mind. well, other than my eyebrows and all.
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#332459 - 05/20/08 01:54 PM Re: is pretty the new ben?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lol
its bad for you
dont do it gigi!
just be vegan
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#332460 - 05/20/08 03:10 PM Re: is pretty the new ben?
Blue Offline
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It's been a long time since I've laughed as hard as I have reading this thread. This is great stuff!
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#332461 - 05/20/08 03:31 PM Re: is pretty the new ben?
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Quote:

Thanks Pretty! I like you too
I feel honoured to be associated with you. It would be cool if you were my sister!
I don't know why everyone is picking on us





This has to be the post of the month.
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#332462 - 05/20/08 07:15 PM Re: is pretty the new ben?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
it is?

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#332463 - 05/21/08 11:55 AM Re: is pretty the new ben?
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
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In my experience, Pretty is a VERY good Whore, and in this line of work, isn't that all that REALLY matters?

-Keep It Dirty
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#332464 - 05/21/08 12:04 PM Re: is pretty the new ben?
Sho'nuff Offline
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Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
Quote:

In my experience, Pretty is a VERY good Whore, and in this line of work, isn't that all that REALLY matters?

-Keep It Dirty




Yes it is.

But unfortunately posting on a message board is not a part of that "line of work", therefore your post is pretty much meaningless when it comes to this discussion.

Thanks for trying though.

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