JM Productions Launches New Series Mother of the Year
They may win some awards for their gaping anuses but definitely not for their parenting!
May 19, 2008


Chatsworth, CA — JM Productions is proud to announce that on May 19th it will proudly be launching a brand new MILF series with the release of Mother of the Year, a celebration of motherhood (and assfucking). The new series features only whores that are truly real life mothers who work hard to pay the bills by filling their mouths, cunts, and assholes with the cocks of random degenerates for your viewing pleasure.

Many people reading this may be asking themselves, “Are they being sarcastic, or are these women really good mothers?” To Mother of the Year director Jim Powers, the answer is obvious, “Of course they are. I mean, after all you’d have to be a very dedicated mom if you’re paying your diaper bills by letting a scumbag like Otto Bauer pry open your asshole and spit into it, wouldn’t you?”

Each scene features an in depth interview with the real life mother before she gets her holes mercilessly stretched and turned inside-out. “Sure, these interviews are definitely conducted with a hint of sarcasm,” explains JM publicist Tony Malice, “And maybe in the real world these chicks wouldn’t be winning an award by letting a dysfunctional miscreant like Seth Dickens pollute and defile their holes, but in pornoland we definitely feel comfortable anointing them as the Mother of the Year.”

MILF movies from many other companies are filled with old bags that may or may not actually be mothers. But JM’s Mother of the Year features only young, hot whores who are sucking and fucking to support and raise their child, despite the fact that they're probably not even sure who the kid’s father actually is.

Some critics may argue that mocking these whores’ parenting decisions & lifestyle choices is in poor taste and may one day cause emotional distress to their innocent children. “People who believe that are douchebags,” points out JM Publicist Tony Malice, “Besides, we’re pretty sure the children of metrosexual losers like Howard Levine will need much more therapy than those of these assfucked hooker mothers.”

Mother of the Year features the ball draining talents of real-life mothers Adriana, Kaiya Lynn, Holly West, and Alanna Ackerman, and while they probably shouldn’t be parents, they are certainly excellent whores. The DVD will be available on May 19th. Distributors can order now by contacting JM Productions at (800) 550-3659. For more information or to acquire your copy please visit Jerkoffzone.com on the web!

Best line in the press release:

"But JM’s Mother of the Year features only young, hot whores who are sucking and fucking to support and raise their child, despite the fact that they're probably not even sure who the kid’s father actually is."

I like this one:

Some critics may argue that mocking these whores’ parenting decisions & lifestyle choices is in poor taste and may one day cause emotional distress to their innocent children. “People who believe that are douchebags,” points out JM Publicist Tony Malice

Lest we forget...Gia came up with this concept. Well done.

The whore on the box is cute. Is that Adriana?