If I write a check to Arland for $200, will he finally shut the fuck up about Johnny Trust? All I ask for in return is a receipt signed by "Arland D. Kerkove, convicted pedophile."
Even better, Arland, take him to court, spent $3 grand on an attorney, then pretend to be a retard when you can't afford to pay the lawyer.

<-- Arland pretending to be off his meds.