scrooged.classic bill murray.if you dont like it your mom does drugs and gets used by men for gangbangs.but seriously this is a holiday classic must watch.even greedy jews like panzer can learn the meaning of christmas through this hilarious movie of yesteryear.


christmas vacation.another christmas classic with laughs abound.this isnt for scrooge mcduck dicklickers that touch boys at parks.nice eyecandy too with the brunette at the register and the wife.must see tv.


contagion.this movie is fucking lame.i didnt make it passed the first half hour.you want a good outbreak movie watch outbreak or twenty eight days later.


contraband.this movie is way better than the trailers made it look.but to the makers of this movie and anyone else;stop with that slow motion explosion bullshit.fucking cornball shit and it makes your movie look cheap.just disregard the fact that walberg and his team coudlve just killed the idiots that were owed money or whatever(missed the first 20 mins) and enjoy this movie on hbo.ribisis voice is really gay in this one though,and beckinsale looks hot as a blonde.

I thought Contagion was a dog, too. There was such a sense of urgency but it was overwhelmed by the pure boringness of the whole effort.

I liked Contraband a lot. Tons of plot holes, but it was a really fun movie.

Horror Express

i love horror movies from the 70s and 80s.theres something that adds to the whole vibe of the movie.


home alone 1 and 2.classic holiday movies that are great to watch even when it isnt the holiday season.funny,well written,and casted.just put aside the fact lil kevin couldve just called the cops on them without going on all those adventures and rigging all that shit up.santas gonna put a lump of coal in your butt if you dont like these.


the girl next door.great comedy from the early 00s.theres not much to not like about this movie.its funny,has an interesting story and has a fair amount of fake tits thrown about(especially rachel sterling,the fanny girl from american wedding,and the asian pw).the out takes on this are funny as fuck too.watch this or your mom might think she has aids due to so much unprotected sex with strange men where they creampie her and havent been tested.


jawbreaker.ive always liked this movie since the first time i watched it on hbo back in hs.hot cast(mainly judey greer and rose mcgowan),good plot,and no boring parts.clever writing as well.ive read reviews where they compare it to the 80s movie heathers but i watched that movie only because of those reviews and thought heathers sucked my asshole(and i love 80s movies).so buy this and skip that other load of zebra cum.if not,along with finding out your son is a budding white supremacist,youll also find out that hes a closet fag.


the butterfly effect 1( ireviewed two search for it).i forgot how good this movie was,seeing as how i havent watched it in a long time.i also forgot how disturbing it is as well.basically kutcher finds out he can go back in time and actually already has(confusing but watch it and itll make sense towards the end).he tries to alter the past to change the future which is basically fucked up due to his friends' pedo dad and the son being a real piece of shit because of it(fuck i hate the dog in a bag scene ).he keeps going back only to find out each future is even more fucked up than before.until he works it out so him and the girl friend dont grow up together anymore.at least thats the ending on this version.he also walks by her and recognizes her as adults,but keeps walking in order to save her.the other endings were iirc a similar one but they walk back towards eachother,and the one where he goes back to being a fetus and tangles himself with the imbilical cord so that he was never born(i think that was the original ending).if you buy these(2 was actually good and had good sex scenes;see review) then get the infinifilm 2 pack version as opposed to the one i have so you can see those other endings.

also since ive been starting to pick up blu rays ive noticed the picture is really alot sharper.i was at best buy the other day and was going to pick up americano(with selma hayek) on dvd but then found the blu ray for a couple bucks more and mulled that over.only decided against it because i could buy porn with that money and the dvds not going anywhere.also there was a de niro movie called blank red.i cant remember but i read the back and it seems good.so basically if the blu rays just a lil bit more say fuck it and go for it.shit they had full metal jacket for 7 bucks or in a 3 in one with american history x,and a history of violence(thought that one sucked) for 10.

edit for jondra and i think the three pack with fmj had a clockwork orange and something else.the american history x one had true romance.

School of Death - nice little Spanish horror film

I'm with you on Jawbreaker. Had the hots for Fern ever since. She was in The Descendants this year. Contagion was boring. My fav "little movies" this year or so:

Bernie
Butter
Win Win
Cedar Rapids
Marley

ted unrated.this is the must buy dvd of the year.fucking hilarious!!!seth mcfarlane ups the ante on his family guy humor and puts it in your eyes and minds like a big wad of laughs.i dont want to give anything away about this movie,but trust me,you need to buy it.you even get a free custom text ted sticker(s and h though).


grumpier old men.just like the first one this is a great comedy you need to watch.plus it has sophia loren and her sultry italian tits.ann margrets not bad either.so take out your beefy macaroni or man sized manacotti and enjoy.


eraser.classic 90s action with arnie and queen chocolate tits 2(1 being vivica fox and her fakies).if you watch this and like it then watch under siege 2:dark territory also.if not then your familys getting deported.


a christmas story.an xmas classic.its on every christmas for a whole day so you have no excuse to not watch it.they were doing the same thing with deck the halls( a new xmas classic as of 07) on fx but i guess they lost ratings to ralphie and scut farkas.watch this or you wont get your red rider bb gun,instead youll get a bag of dicks.or possibly mouth fucked by some old hairy fat fuck while you pause to say"this is all i do".


underworld awakening.this much closer to the original than its shitty predecessors.although theres obvious moments that the same dickheads that did the resident evil movies did this one.this is worth a watch but im not sure if you should add it to your collection.they really need to add more sexy vampires in corsets.i think they should have that in every vamp movie.oh and no gay 3d in this one makes it more watchable.


after porn ends.this documentary has a misleading title since its more about reminiscing about their careers than what theyre doing after porn.its kind of slow paced but its interesting and worth a watch.catch it on netflix right now.


bad teacher.this movie starts off really funny but then kind of loses the humor after maybe the first hour or so.its still funny afterwards just not as much.theyre playing it on starz right now so watch it if you have it(i just have it for free for a lil bit due to the move).if you dont watch this youll keep getting your heart broken by assholes you let fuck you way too soon over and over ad nauseam.

"Killer Joe" was pretty good.

Deadlier than the male- Elke Sommer and Sylvia Koscina

I really liked Ted. McFarlane is running out of voices, tho. But as far as just funny, stupid movies, it was a really good one.

the notorious bettie page.this is a great biography piece on bettie page starring gretchen mol and her perfect tits.its very entertaining and has a good plot.who wouldve thought trusting a black guy with a camera could lead to a career?jokes aside,do yourself and dvd collection a favor and pick it up.


paranormal activity 3.this one sucked.watch the second one instead.bleh


captain america.this is one of the best marvel movies theyve made yet.good action,non corny looking costume,and some clever laughs thrown in.catch it on netflix.


the rebound.this is a romantic comedy thats about an older woman and younger guy.it can also be a cautionary tale about older women.basically if you do anything that displeases them youre just a stupid kid.i say watch this one on netflix.


the whistleblower.what do you get when you cross rachel weisz,monica belluci,and white slavery?you get a good movie,thats what you penis inhaler.monica belluci is noticeably older in this one and still just as sexy.flavor.watch it.


bloodrayne:the third reich.this is the closest to a proper video game plot related bloodrayne movie as theres gonna be.the only thing is the movie ends right where it shouldve kept on going.not trying to set it up for another movie.catch this on netflix and then buy the 2 playstation 2 games and play them.


skyline.i remember the trailer for this and thinking how stupid it looked.its actually a fairly decent movie,regardless of the similarities to independence day.give it a watch if you want an action based alien movie.


super 8.this movie was really good and you actually see the alien quite a bit.basically some kids are making a movie for a contest and one night end up seeing their science teacher cause a train crash with the alien being transported in it.theres some good laughs thrown in too.give it a watch.


red lights.this is a movie about a team trying to see if a so called psychic/miracleman is the real deal.the movie seems straightforward for awhile but then throws a big twist.overall its a decent movie.


all good things.this movie was shitty and not interesting.but it has ryan gosling in drag if youre into that.so theres that.basically pass on this one.

An erection.

good answer^.interesting side note i read in the reviews on amazon,the stud from the rebound is married to julianne moore in real life.

^^^ I think he's also the guy from the Hangover movies who does mostly nothing in each movie.

The director of The Rebound is married to Julianne Moore.

my mistake jig.and steezo youre right.that shows how completely forgettable that guy is.

Night of the Scorpion
Surprisingly good thriller from Spain in the Giallo vein. And quite a bit of nude flesh.
AT IMDB

Desperation -- meh it was OK .



The Theater Bizarre- decent I suppose

jiro dreams of sushi.as an aspiring chef this is a very motivational movie.this guy lives,breathes,and eats sushi hence the title.this is a very good and entertaining documentary.watch it on netflix.


bro.this was actually a watchable movie overall(even though towards the end its not that good).basically some paisa kid gets into motocross and drug dealing through his gfs brother played by pro moto crosser beau manley(who i think has gotten wise to the fact he hasnt earned that tat of 100% wood on his knuckles and wears rings over them now).theres quite a bit of t and a in this movie also.catch it on netflix.



whores glory.this is a barely watchable doc on whores from thailand,bangladesh(which i skipped because those bitchs are ugly),and mexico.i say barely watchable because most of this has been covered already.plus they filmed the mexico one in some lil town that just has whores in doors outside of little shack like buildings.they shouldve filmed at a more upscale place like adelitas or a similar one.that aside a few of the thai girls were cute and had some nice tits.the ending of the mexico one was kind of sad.two of the whores smoking crack on christmas eve.i say watch some of the other whore docs on netflix instead.


crazy on the outside.this has the always likeable tim allen as a freshly released con adjusting to life outside again.other notables include sigourney weaver,ray liotta(wtf ever happened to him?),and julie bowen(who is extremely sexy in this one,like lick her whole body from head to toe then rub your dick the same way on her),and the guy that played schillinger on oz.its a pretty funny movie so add it to your que.


life happens.pretty decent movie starring the skinny whore from dont trust the b in apt 23 and the tasty flavorina rachel bilson(who plays a virgin,so obviously this has to be a mythical world).basically the main character fucks anyone with a dick until one day theres only one condom between her and her roommate who both brought home cocks.9 months later is where the movie picks up again.this is well written and isnt just a comedy.give it a watch.


3 extremes.this gives three asian horror masters a short movie of their own.the first one shows that women will do anything to maintain their youth,even if that means eating unborn babies.the second one shows how crazy and desperate envy can make someone.the third is by takashi mikke who strangely enough has the tamest story(if youve seen some of his other movies youll see what i mean).i say watch it the next time it and the second one come back to netflix( i didnt catch the second one yet).but you should probably watch each story seperately.


bloody birthyday.if you love 80s horror movies then this is a no brainer.three kids born on the same day in a weird alignment of the planets that causes them to not have feelings or remorse start killing people for no reason.plus in the great tradition of 80s movies were treated to the perfect natural tits of the older sister.put this on your que already.


butter.really good black comedy in the same vein as election,extract,and the promotion.it revolves around a butter sculpture competition and the very sexy jennifer garner(no brainer as to why ben affleck ditched j lo for her).if this isnt in your que already it needs to be.


wrath of the titans.if you saw the first remake then you know what to expect with this one.its watcable but just barely and its stupid near the end.i liked the original clash of the titans growing up more than these remakes.never saw the original wrath of the titans(if there was one).meh


adopting terror.pretty straigtforward movie about a couple adopting a baby and being stalked by the babys father(plus the adoption agency advocate or whatever is in on it with him).the adoption agency worked is pretty sexy but you dont really need to see this unless you like this kind of movie.pass.

Frankie do you still have Netflix? Their new show House of Cards went live last week.

Aren't they supposed to reboot Arrested Development?

yeah i still have netflix.whats house of cards about?i dont think ive seen it on the que(different gaming systems get different movies and shows at different times).

Just finished watching Zero Dark Thirty. It was pretty good other than the stealth area 51 commanche+F-117-based transport helicopters. Also the "4-eye" NVG with parallel night vision binocular was kinda odd.

Will start watching Flight soon [either today or tomorrow].

Not reboot. A whole new season starting n May.



They don't. If you go Netflix.com from your computer you add things to your queue. Then when you're using your PS3 or whatever your queue will show up in the exact same order.

ah i see^.but they did just add it the other day.but if you dont que online then different systems get stuff at different times.

get the gringo.mels back at it again in full jew-ass kicking mode.he lands in a mexican prison(which for those that dont know are like mini towns) and gets into all sorts of adventures.gibson,cartel,tacos,fuck your mom we got a movie right here.catch it on netflix or buy it for 5 bucks on amazon.what else are you gonna do with that money,go service some business man who at best treats you like a high class call girl and wont remember your name next month?


anatomy of hell.this is an original tale that analyzes mans contempt for women starring none other than mr flush your head while i fuck you:rocco siffredi.in this flick hes a fruity lala man who follows a woman into a bathroom in a gay bar.he takes her to get fixed up and then she blows him(safe and smart right?).she then hires him for her own twisted fuckstick activities(despite the disclaimer im pretty sure the sex is real in this one,mostly.i dont think he really stuck the hoe handle in her cooter but never say never ).through their very strange tease/sleep fuck excersizes they also have discussions about the relations between men and women.alot of it in the beginning is some deep stuff but it trickles as the movie goes on.im not exactly sure what happened at the end(wont spoil it but i looked away for all of a second because of cage barking)but either way its a fucked up ending.also the movies in french with subtitles.but it only clocks in at about an hour and 20 mins.catch it on netflix(not sure if this is the uncut version or not,but theres alot of nudity and fucking,if you like nice french tits or roccos cock(i know some women lurk here)then sit back and enjoy the eyecandy.



battleship.this is another one of those blockbuster movies that looks like complete shit in the trailers but is ok to watch when it hits hbo.basic alien invasion shit except this time we fight back using battleships(hence the title you cock camel).your typical muscle twinks of the month are in this for the ladies and brooklyn decker brings her twins for the guys.but sorry you wont see a tit from her so much as youll see shirtless guys;once again hollywood has gaybared us due to mostly teenage girls and year long summer fags being the main ticketholders.you can catch it on demand on hbo.put down the flesh pipe and excersize your eyes.

Hollywood directors are bunch of queens. They love to show a dudes floppy cock but hardly ever have a woman go full frontal. Fuck'em.

Argo and Side Effects, both really good stories.

Wanting to see Argo. I was maybe in 8th or 8th grade during the crisis. It was surreal time. Every night at the end of the CBS Evening News Cronkite would say how many days since the crisis started. I couldn't imagine if something similar happened today. Oh...Benghazi. It would be ignored.

The Movie is allright


Best novelty songs... That's what I remember from the Crisis... and Nightline...

i remember similar coverage of desert storm when i was a kid.also i remember oj being on the run vividly.

The ex and I sat in a truck stop lounge watching the OJ chase. remember it like it wwas yesterday.

I lived through the OJ shit as a neighbor. The restaurant where she left her glasses and Ron Goldman was the waiter is at the end of my block. OJ's house was just on the other side of Sunset Blvd and the FUCKING news copters were day and night. I had many thoughts of taking a rifle to the lot of them. Then later when we were working on the coastline shooting stuff, the FUCKING copters were hovered over the SaMo courthouse all morning. We had to ADR weeks of stuff.

Red Dawn. The North Koreans can't feed their troops, but a takeover of the west coast is no problem. It was shot in Spokane, WA. I'd imagine that the NKs only got as far as the Hillyard neighborhood, only to be repelled by a militia of meth addicts.

There's a shootout in a Subway shop. A fucking Subway sandwich shop. In the middle of the Occupation. "Honey, I'm a sandwich artist. You knew this day might come when you married me. They need me. I'm a sandwich artist, Tina.".

There are literally hundreds of FFL holders and I can think of at 7 Class 3 Weapons dealers and manufacturers between in the Western WA/ Eastern Idaho corridor. Seriously the last place I'd sent an army who is by average 6 inches shorter than it's neighbor's army.

Lots of senseless violence and explosions. Spokane will never have a bald black mayor. That homo Republican really messed the population.

lol

The fucking in this is real, it's just not the actress' cooter. ie. stunt pussy.

i melt with you.this movie sucked although it got interesting the last 50 mins or so.sasha grey is in this also;idve rather seen that lil blonde that gone really tone and sexy since john tucker must die topless.this is basically not what the description says instead its a movie about guys in midlife crisis that made a suicide pact when they were in college.carla gugino is hot in this though as a female dep.pass on this and watch very bad things or judgement night instead.i dont think the last one is on netflix but it should be.get on it netflix dickheads.


the last exorcism.this movie was surprisingly good.i wont give to much away but it starts off as a sham exorcist and his filming crew documenting themselves ripping off people that actually have a possesed family member.then it gets really interesting.the ending made me want to see the sequel.this is how good the paranormal activity franchise shouldve been.which leads us to the next review.


paranormal activity 4.just like number three this one is forgettable.really the only one worth rewatching is the second one.and i cant remember why,but it might just be because of the middle daughter from the tim allen show last man standing being in a bikini in that one.the ending on this was fucking stupid and only makes me imagine how shitty number 5 will be.im thinking they might crank one more of these out and then cancel the rest like they did with saw(saw was originally gonna be 10 movies long).pass.



sherlock holmes 2.like the first one this ones stupid and its like the writers and directors are really blowing themselves with what they think is clever writing and film direction.those fight sequences where he predicts everything and then it plays out that way were cheesey in the first one and they still are here.pass on this.

Flight
Slumdog Millionaire
Zero Dark Thirty
Hurt Locker
Life of Pi
Argo

Just watched this movie:

project x.this is a movie about some nerds trying to go cool by throwing a party.laughs and young nubile tits abound in this one.watch this on hbo.


men in black 3.this was surprisingly enjoyable and much better than the second one(which lara flynn boyle looked hot in atleast,but it also had flavor of the month johnny knoxville for no reason).the plot is very similar to the first one but you dont really notice it much(trying to kill an alien to stop an invasion/destruction of earth).give it a watch.also nicole scherzinger looks really hot with pin up style hair and showing off her tits in the beginning.





doesnt she just have some hair youd like to cum in?

Mixing up the weird fetishes eventually. Good start.

I've been watching a lot of film noir on Netflix.

indeed.i came up with a whole new fetish/genre today(non cum in hair related/titfucking).its all hush hush for now.

Don't use the attention whore platform for your product launch. It'd be old news before lunch.

dont worry im not.im keeping this one in the vault.

Player.

Rollerball. The James Caan version.

bird on a wire.take gibson and goldie,mix with humor,and interesting plot and you get a classic 90s movie.they just dont make em like this anymore.they try with shit like that tom cruise/cameron diaz movie,or whatever asshat movie has gerard butler or the blonde bitch with big jugs,but they just cant make em right anymore.laughs and legs abound(hawns got a pair on her).catch this on hbo the next time its on.

I was without cable or internet earlier this week, so I caught up on viewing some of my 100gb of movies.

Thor & Capt America were about what I expected from super hero movies. Thor was a lil better.

Taken 2 was good, not as good as the first one.

Unknown was a little better than Taken 2.

Stone was lousy. Having DeNiro and Norton in the film my hopes were high. Only redeeming value of the film was seeing Milla Jovovich's tremendous nipples.

Idiocracy I must be a masochist to have sat through that pile of shit.

Robert Fuller Shoot Interview was a 4 out of 5 *. I enjoyed hearing about Global and Continental wrestling from down in the Alabama/Arkansas area. It was cool hearing the stories from a guy whose dad, grand dad and brother ran territories, who eventually hit the big time at an advanced age when he got into WCW and WWE as a manager. He thanked Missy Hyatt for talking about his huge cock, even though he says he don't know how she ever saw it.

To Have and Have Not Bogey and Bacall. She seemed to possess the same acting range of emotions that a piece of cardboard, but I'd love to have fucked that black and white hottie. The movie, eh. Too many song breaks w/ that Hoagy fuck. Probably not in my Fave Five Bogart movies, but worth a watch.

A Hare Grows in Manhattan Classic Bugs Bunny, I got force my kid to start watching Warner Bros. cartoons.

Man With The Iron Fists again, I wasn't expecting the 2nd Godfather. It was an decent Kung Fu movie. Shoulda had some titty in it.

American Pie Reunion (unrated) Speaking of titties, and ass, the lil whore that plays Jim's neighbor is worth watching the movie, even if the entire movie is kinda gay.

Iron Sky After seeing the American Pie movie, I was longing through this entire flick to see Renata's Space Nazi tits. Unfortunately, the early scene where she is down to bra and garters was the peak of sexiness, not the fore shadowing of things to come. Light hearted, cheezy, fun flick. The Palin/Bush 2 hybrid president cunt irked me though.

War Horse I like horse movies. Black Stallion, Secretariat, even Seabisciut. This movie sucked.

I'm going to fall asleep tonight watching The Big Sleep. Next week during work I'll be viewing Hitchcock, Wrath of the Titans, and Bikini Girls on Ice. I have to get some headphones w/ longer cord on them, cause some dialog is too quiet to hear over the machines in my shop.

Thanks for the post Jerkules, I liked the mini reviews you included as I was on the fence about a few of these.