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#330936 - 12/29/08 07:40 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
Gigi Offline
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i type "star wars" and you show up within six hours.
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#330937 - 12/29/08 12:32 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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i type "star wars" and you show up within six hours.




And, you're surprised??
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#330938 - 12/29/08 12:34 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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i got the husband all the star wars movies for christmas, and so far we've watched 'the phantom menace' and 'attack of the clones.' they're way better than expected, but natalie portman can't act for shit.




Natalie Portman peaked in The Professional. Ask Burg.





I saw her as "Anne Frank" on Broadway and she was pretty good ... but that was like 10 years ago ...
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#330939 - 12/29/08 03:38 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Just watched a Gran Turino trailer and it reminded me of
Bornyos sig..
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#330940 - 12/29/08 03:55 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Really Weird Tales (1987)

I couldn't find a decent picture of the box anywhere so I took my own.


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#330941 - 12/29/08 05:25 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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#330942 - 12/29/08 06:44 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Registered: 12/25/08
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Quote:






I've got that but haven't watched it yet.

I've seen "Ilsa Harem Keeper Of The Oil Sheiks" which was pretty amusing.

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#330943 - 12/29/08 07:51 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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I've got that but haven't watched it yet.

I've seen "Ilsa Harem Keeper Of The Oil Sheiks" which was pretty amusing.




I have 3 Ilsa movies, including the one you named. So far I've only seen the one I've posted.

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#330944 - 12/29/08 07:57 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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So what did you think of She Wolf?

It was pretty controversial back in the day.

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#330945 - 12/29/08 08:21 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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So what did you think of She Wolf?

It was pretty controversial back in the day.




I'd say that it still has some shock value, even today. Which is what this film is all about. Producer David F. Friedman, was so ashamed that he removed his name from it.

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#330946 - 12/29/08 08:58 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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One of my childhood favorites, Ernest Goes to Camp.

Eggs erroneous reminded me of something Panzer would post a picture of in the cooking thread.
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#330947 - 12/29/08 09:30 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Grandma's boy and now the new X files movie

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#330948 - 12/29/08 10:10 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Grandma's boy and now the new X files movie



Grandma's Boy was hysterical.

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#330949 - 12/29/08 10:17 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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JP was hilarious LOL!!!

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#330950 - 12/30/08 09:16 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead




I got a screener of this a few weeks ago, great freaking movie! Hilarious, disgusting, and gory all wrapped into one.
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#330951 - 12/30/08 09:34 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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One of my childhood favorites, Ernest Goes to Camp.





@MoronBoy: Have you ever seen "Ernest Goes to Africa" (1997)?

I'm not sure what it intended to do but it managed to be one of the most racist films I have ever seen.




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#330952 - 12/30/08 11:52 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Loved Poultrygeist. The Arby character was about the best parody of the guy in just about every sci-fi or horror flick who is just about completely clueless about what is going on right in front of his own eyes while the viewing audience is sitting in the theater or on the couch near the point of throwing a brick through the screen hoping to hit him the head for being so stupid.

Can't say I've ever seen that Ernest flick, since I quit watching them once they went straight to video.
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#330953 - 12/30/08 12:32 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Starts off as another piece of lovely exploitation then turns all artsy fartsy on me. Excellent visuals towards the end and some unexpected great performances.


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#330954 - 12/30/08 01:54 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
Gigi Offline
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The Revenge of the Sith... i liked this one best of the prequels. starting the 'real' star wars movies tonight. i think i've only seen whichever one has the ewoks.
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#330955 - 12/30/08 02:33 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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The Revenge of the Sith... i liked this one best of the prequels. starting the 'real' star wars movies tonight. i think i've only seen whichever one has the ewoks.




I have the "program" from the 1st Star Wars.

Saw it at this high-end theatre near Times Sq for my birthday when it came out. They sold programs like the plays.

Loved that one. Still think it's the best.
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#330956 - 12/30/08 03:40 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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The Revenge of the Sith... i liked this one best of the prequels. starting the 'real' star wars movies tonight. i think i've only seen whichever one has the ewoks.




His name is Brandon Iron, not Ewok.
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#330957 - 12/30/08 03:57 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Huge Star Wars geek here. Gigi, you'll love A New Hope...still my fav.....followed by Empire Strikes Back, Revenge of the Sith, Return of the Jedi, Attack of the Clones and lastly, the Phantom Menace....in that order. *dork flag flying high*
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#330958 - 12/30/08 04:33 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
Gigi Offline
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is 'a new hope' just the regular old first-made 'star wars'? i'm fucking old as dirt; it's still odd thinking of the original movie as star wars IV. making a whole bag of pizza rolls for the occasion, yeeeaahh.
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#330959 - 12/30/08 04:36 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Yes, what is now called A New Hope was the first one made.
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#330960 - 12/30/08 05:31 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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#330961 - 12/30/08 05:37 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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MK77,
Dude,do you watch ANY movies that wouldn't cause a female to run screaming out the door ? LOL
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#330962 - 12/30/08 05:40 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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is 'a new hope' just the regular old first-made 'star wars'? i'm fucking old as dirt; it's still odd thinking of the original movie as star wars IV. making a whole bag of pizza rolls for the occasion, yeeeaahh.





Does it have the "added footage", like Han talking to Jabba??

I actually like the added stuff.

Sadly, while I'm watching, I remember the original so well I actually can point out each added scene as it goes ...

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#330963 - 12/30/08 06:02 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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MK77,
Dude,do you watch ANY movies that wouldn't cause a female to run screaming out the door ? LOL




My girlfriend watches many of them with me. She can watch most of them, except some of the most extreme stuff.
The Funhouse is pretty mild.

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#330964 - 12/30/08 06:18 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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The Dark Knight

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#330965 - 12/31/08 01:19 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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"The Day the Earth Stood Still"

If it wasn't for the special effects in an IMAX theater it would have been a complete waste of time.
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#330966 - 12/31/08 06:33 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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"The Day the Earth Stood Still"

If it wasn't for the special effects in an IMAX theater it would have been a complete waste of time.




Sorry to hear that. Thx for the tip.
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#330967 - 12/31/08 11:14 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Stupid fucking movie. Not a good time. Maybe I should have smoked a joint first?? Naah, it would have killed my buzz...
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#330968 - 01/01/09 08:27 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Burn After Reading
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#330969 - 01/01/09 08:50 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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"Red Belt"

I was intrigued by it until the ending, even though I called the 'twist' halfway into the flick, but then it all fell apart for me.
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#330970 - 01/02/09 12:17 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Quote:

"Red Belt"

I was intrigued by it until the ending, even though I called the 'twist' halfway into the flick, but then it all fell apart for me.




Red Belt is good


im watching Chronicles of Narnia- Prince Caspian

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#330971 - 01/02/09 01:37 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Bigger, Stronger, Faster: A steroid documentary but not really at all. It was fantastic. Thanks for the tip, MarkJ...
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#330972 - 01/02/09 06:33 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
Gigi Offline
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"The Empire Strikes Back", meh. halfway through, finishing it tonight. fucking carrie fisher is more annoying than natalie portman! i mean, at least natalie is ridiculously hot. and harrison ford is beyond irritating. the wookie is like totally saving the movie for me right now.
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#330973 - 01/02/09 06:42 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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Gigi, you might want to invest some time in finding the Star Wars Holiday Special.

It's been a few years since I watched but from what I recall there is hardly any english dialogue, mostly Wookies screaming at each other.

Also when Carrie Fisher appears she is so obviously on drugs it's hilarious.

Every version I have seen of it is of pretty poor quality so watching it online isn't going to be much worse or better than a VHS copy.

Here is a link to view it on google video.

Enjoy learning all about Wookie Life Day.

Did you know Chewbacca has a son named Lumpy?
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#330974 - 01/02/09 06:45 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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^^^ You totally left out Bea Arthur's scene! Classic. The scene with the Wookie family is truly mind-numbing...15 minutes of Wookies howling/growling with absolutely no subtitles.
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#330975 - 01/02/09 06:47 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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I wanted it to be a surprise.

Quote:

15 minutes of Wookies howling/growling with absolutely no subtitles.





I forgot about that. The first time I saw it was with a buddy who bought a bootleg VHS of it somewhere, the tape even had the commercials intact. I thought not having subtitles was some kind of mistake at the time... It's probably better this way.
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#330976 - 01/02/09 07:37 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
Gigi Offline
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thanks, but i'm kind of getting star warred out. the kids have been playing 'star wars: the force unleashed' on wii since christmas, ntm i got hit in the face with a red, spring-action light sabre and the bridge of my nose is one big bruise (hotness). i can't wait to rent 'eagle eye' and think dirty thoughts about shia.
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#330977 - 01/02/09 09:05 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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The Pope of Greenwich Village.

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#330978 - 01/02/09 11:34 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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The Pope of Greenwich Village.




Fell in love with Daryl Hannah in that movie.

Cringe about the loss of thumbs, though.
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#330979 - 01/02/09 11:39 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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"Phantom of the Paradise" [on DVR via FoxClassicMovies]



Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVXS3bESQ94

[It's on at 8:08PM EST tonight as well ... ]


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#330980 - 01/02/09 07:34 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Mother of Tears by Argento



Good flick, ending left a bit to be desired but great atmosphere


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#330981 - 01/02/09 07:37 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Flash Gordon

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#330982 - 01/02/09 07:56 PM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Charlie Wilson's War

Good flick, I had always blamed Reagan in retrospect for aiding the saracen. Guess my blame was misplaced. Interesting as well that the movie makes a point of saying that bad things will happen because we didn't help the afghans after the war with russia. Well those schools are getting built along with roads now- lets see if it improves their lot in the world or their love for the west in general.

Pity we ever got involved at all in Afghanistan back then- those Russians are willing to do certain things we are not Plus it would have been Russia these fiends were focused on as the evil empire and us to a lesser extent.



So overall-A good flick and a really good performance by that barney rubble looking fellow with the blonde hair, Phil seymour Hoffman


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#330983 - 01/02/09 08:36 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Flash Gordon



Back when I was in high school a bunch of us dropped acid and watched that on laser disc.

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#330984 - 01/02/09 10:27 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#330985 - 01/03/09 07:21 AM Re: What is The Last Movie You Watched?
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fucking carrie fisher is more annoying than natalie portman! i mean, at least natalie is ridiculously hot.




From a Review of Fisher's new book:


"When the author was 15, (her mother Debbie) Reynolds gave her a vibrator for Christmas, and also gave one to her own mother, who declined to use it for fear it would short out her pacemaker. Some years later, perhaps taking the inbreeding principle to extreme, Ms. Reynolds suggested that her daughter ought to have children with Richard Hamlett, Ms. Reynold’s last husband."



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