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#33156 - 06/20/04 02:55 PM Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
MeanieMe Offline
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Registered: 06/18/04
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Dont ever PM me again you SCUMFUCK-EVER.

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#33157 - 06/20/04 03:09 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
Smelly Monkey Offline
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What in the fuck are you talking about?. First off i can't even remember pming you and second i never ASK people for sex, i post sexual innuendoes , maybe your too ignorant to tell the difference, apple?.
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#33158 - 06/20/04 05:03 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
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Monkey, leave new members alone. If you start scaring off new members you will get banned.
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#33159 - 06/20/04 05:42 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Monkey, leave new members alone. If you start scaring off new members you will get banned.






Fuck You jrv you cancerous tumor. This fucking idiot is talking out of his backside. I sent him a private message AFTER he was writing crap about me asking if i knew him and i might of referred to him as sexy man or something equally as innocent. So don't let the mod power get to your head freak, the fucking day a newbie has more pull on this board then me is the day i pull a tapeworm out of your mother's ass with my teeth. WORD.
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#33160 - 06/20/04 06:01 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
MeanieMe Offline
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Registered: 06/18/04
Posts: 25
Monkey, Here is your PM. So now instead of being a scumfuck you are a coward and a liar on top of it.

I would like to do naughty things to you
smelly monkey
06/18/04 09:10 PM


I would like to do naughty things to you

From: smelly monkey

I'm not sure if your posts were a sign of flirting with me or not. I am taking it as they are, have you ever been with a man before?. If not and you would like to i promise to be real gental. I have a smooth touch that has driven many a men crazy, care to find out. (monkey flips his tongue over his front teeth as a flirting sign to let meanie know he has the green light)


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#33161 - 06/20/04 06:03 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
MeanieMe Offline
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Registered: 06/18/04
Posts: 25
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What in the fuck are you talking about?. First off i can't even remember pming you and second i never ASK people for sex, i post sexual innuendoes , maybe your too ignorant to tell the difference, apple?.





The proof is right there and any moderator or member who wants it forwarded can see it for him or herself so buy a bullet and rent a fucking gun. Put to head. Pull trigger. Rinse,lather,repeat.

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#33162 - 06/20/04 06:07 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Monkey, Here is your PM. So now instead of being a scumfuck you are a coward and a liar on top of it.

I would like to do naughty things to you
smelly monkey
06/18/04 09:10 PM


I would like to do naughty things to you

From: smelly monkey

I'm not sure if your posts were a sign of flirting with me or not. I am taking it as they are, have you ever been with a man before?. If not and you would like to i promise to be real gental. I have a smooth touch that has driven many a men crazy, care to find out. (monkey flips his tongue over his front teeth as a flirting sign to let meanie know he has the green light)






For starters, you can only use the term scumfuck one more time because its incredibaly lame and if overused i will loose what little respect i have for you. SECOND how was i to know you were a man and that isn't asking for sex thats mere flirting and third did i send this to you AFTER your posts about me?, Did i?.


Thats my main issue here is with what jrv said that im just sending random PM's to all the newbies which is complete crap. This wasn't a random PM to a newbie, he posted a few things baout me and i wanted to gauge his feelings on me, as i said before. See. Check mate.
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#33163 - 06/20/04 06:11 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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The proof is right there and any moderator or member who wants it forwarded can see it for him or herself so buy a bullet and rent a fucking gun. Put to head. Pull trigger. Rinse,lather,repeat.





Actually you said i was asking men for sex. Where did i ask for sex in that PM?. In terms of me saying have you been with a man before it was in reference to massages, hence the terms smooth and gentle touch. Get it right.


Edited by smelly monkey (06/20/04 06:13 PM)
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#33164 - 06/20/04 06:19 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
sportswami Offline
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Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
The guy is telling the truth. Smelly also sent me obscene PM's which I forwarded to Tony. He has finally stopped after I complained. He ruins the boards, bothers the shit out of people... BAN THE SICK PERVERT!!!

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#33165 - 06/20/04 06:20 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
MeanieMe Offline
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Registered: 06/18/04
Posts: 25
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Quote:

Monkey, Here is your PM. So now instead of being a scumfuck you are a coward and a liar on top of it.

I would like to do naughty things to you
smelly monkey
06/18/04 09:10 PM


I would like to do naughty things to you

From: smelly monkey

I'm not sure if your posts were a sign of flirting with me or not. I am taking it as they are, have you ever been with a man before?. If not and you would like to i promise to be real gental. I have a smooth touch that has driven many a men crazy, care to find out. (monkey flips his tongue over his front teeth as a flirting sign to let meanie know he has the green light)






For starters, you can only use the term scumfuck one more time because its incredibaly lame and if overused i will loose what little respect i have for you. SECOND how was i to know you were a man and that isn't asking for sex thats mere flirting and third did i send this to you AFTER your posts about me?, Did i?.


Thats my main issue here is with what jrv said that im just sending random PM's to all the newbies which is complete crap. This wasn't a random PM to a newbie, he posted a few things baout me and i wanted to gauge his feelings on me, as i said before. See. Check mate.





sure thing big daddy.

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#33166 - 06/20/04 06:22 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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The guy is telling the truth. Smelly also sent me obscene PM's which I forwarded to Tony. He has finally stopped after I complained. He ruins the boards, bothers the shit out of people... BAN THE SICK PERVERT!!!





Well in all honesty i did want to have sex with you swami, no secret there. Actually when you asked me to stop because you were afriad of the homo erotic feelings that were rising up inside of you after each post i sent you i stopped, tony asked me after the fact, how sad that a grown man can't take a few posts he has to complain to the mod, almost as sad as the fact you work for free. LET FREEDOM OF SPEECH REIGN. If i get banned the swami is coming with me.
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#33167 - 06/20/04 06:23 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
Smelly Monkey Offline
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sure thing big daddy.





Thats it, too gay, someone ban this fool.
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#33168 - 06/20/04 07:27 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Fuck You jrv you cancerous tumor.



Monkey, I don't care what insults you throw at me, or what gay fantasies you PM me. However, I do care if you chase away new members who don't yet realize they are supposed to ignore you. Leave them alone.
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#33169 - 06/20/04 08:27 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Monkey, I don't care what insults you throw at me, or what gay fantasies you PM me. However, I do care if you chase away new members who don't yet realize they are supposed to ignore you. Leave them alone.





Dude i don't PM newbies, this guy was taking shots at me hence the reason i PMed him, has nothing to do with the fact he is a newbie. I welcome all, more people on the board the better i know this, you know this , the country nambia knows this, join hands and as one will shall overcome.
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#33170 - 06/21/04 05:32 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I agree. If you attack anyone on the board, you're fair game for funny retaliating PM's.

Watch it, though, Monkey.

This board would instantly take a huge turn for the worse if you left.

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#33171 - 06/21/04 07:12 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
Super Macho Man Offline
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Registered: 06/10/04
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Naughty things, maybe he just wants to stick a pool cue up your ass. Doesn't mean he is gay, just wants to see you cry in pain...or enjoyment?!
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#33172 - 06/21/04 07:13 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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The guy is telling the truth. Smelly also sent me obscene PM's which I forwarded to Tony. He has finally stopped after I complained. He ruins the boards, bothers the shit out of people... BAN THE SICK PERVERT!!!




If we banned every sick pervert on this board there would be no one left,however if the monkey cant play nice he will get 86.You hear that monkey?Do not chase away members with you PM's.Anyone receiving a PM from the monkey please forward to Tony or post them up on this threat.
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#33173 - 06/21/04 07:18 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
TonyMalice Offline
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Normally I do support the monkey, but the creepy PMs are a little much. What I especially don't like to see is threads that are ABOUT the monkey. We're supposed to be talking about how much fun it is to watch and create video of whores drinking cum. That's what unites us. It's touching.

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#33174 - 06/21/04 07:35 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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I'll echo what Tony said: let's avoid posts *about* oneself or other board members. We don't want this place to degenerate into a knitting circle.
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#33175 - 06/21/04 09:28 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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I'll echo what Tony said: let's avoid posts *about* oneself or other board members. We don't want this place to degenerate into a knitting circle.





Bueno.

Porn is much more fun, anyway!
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#33176 - 06/21/04 10:13 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I agree. If you attack anyone on the board, you're fair game for funny retaliating PM's.



No, post to the board, don't use PM for this. Please don't ever retaliate in PM; that just makes for problems.

PMs should be avoided in general anyway. The board doesn't benefit from PMs. The good stuff should be posted for all to stroke to and the bad stuff left at home.

Quote:

We don't want this place to degenerate into a knitting circle.



To quote Albert Einstein, "We don't want the institute to become an institute!" (he was talking about Princeton)

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Normally I do support the monkey, but the creepy PMs are a little much. What I especially don't like to see is threads that are ABOUT the monkey. We're supposed to be talking about how much fun it is to watch and create video of whores drinking cum. That's what unites us. It's touching.



My problem is strictly with harassment of newbies. I don’t want people scared off by creepy PMs (whether they can handle the posts on XXXPT is their problem).

And indeed, I’d much rather talk about Gia Paloma. She’s moving up my list fast. I saw her Un-natural Sex 12 and it was amazing how much fun she had with it.
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#33177 - 06/21/04 11:05 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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jrv wrote:
No, post to the board, don't use PM for this. Please don't ever retaliate in PM; that just makes for problems.




I guess you make, or enforce, the rules. I still think the entire thing is silly. If you don't want a PM from someone, then don't open it.

Quote:


jrv wrote:
And indeed, I’d much rather talk about Gia Paloma. She’s moving up my list fast. I saw her Un-natural Sex 12 and it was amazing how much fun she had with it.





Man, she is a tasy whore, isn't she. I was hooked after the first time I saw her fuck.
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#33178 - 06/21/04 11:16 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I don't think there is a problem with any of this except for the PMing of people. As I said before people might get upset if they get a PM from someone joking with them and they don't find it funny. Monkey has PMed me with this type of thing before and I found it amusing others don't so that I can see having a problem with but the stuff about not posting about other users I don't agree with because a lot of the most amusing topics on this board are these kinds of posts, I mean the Sammura and Swami stuff is priceless. The only thing I don't like is to pick on the female pornstars that post here relentlessly with regard to appearance, because I know with the way I look I shouldn't be ranking on pornstars about their appearance this of course excludes all the male talent because they are all freaks
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#33179 - 06/21/04 11:24 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Agreed, keep the PM's down and post so we can all enjoy the "flame" or "flaming" messages and get a laugh.

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#33180 - 06/21/04 11:32 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Exactly Have2cit, I love it when there are a lot of posts because it keeps me busy reading and responding to 'em. For me there is nothing worst than a board with not much activity. I think it may be ADD but i need constant stimuli
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#33181 - 06/21/04 12:17 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

jrv wrote:
I guess you make, or enforce, the rules.



No, I don't make any rules. Nobody even asks me that sort of thing. I was asked to “keep an eye on things”. That’s it. I should have said my opposition to PM in most cases is just my personal opinion.

As for what mods do, I think Jeff had in mind something like the guy at the bukkake he hands a mop to and says “Clean up whatever the whores don’t lick up.” Mop Boy may be the only one at the bukkake with a mop, but he’s still just the guy with the mop who makes sure the stars don’t slip.

Quote:

Quote:


jrv wrote:
And indeed, I’d much rather talk about Gia Paloma. She’s moving up my list fast. I saw her Un-natural Sex 12 and it was amazing how much fun she had with it.



Man, she is a tasy whore, isn't she. I was hooked after the first time I saw her fuck.



I also finally saw Trinity James in Assault That Ass 4. I like! How have I missed her so far?
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#33182 - 06/21/04 12:23 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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As for what mods do, I think Jeff had in mind something like the guy at the bukkake he hands a mop to and says “Clean up whatever the whores don’t lick up.” Mop Boy may be the only one at the bukkake with a mop, but he’s still just the guy with the mop who makes sure the stars don’t slip.






Why mop? Why don't they make the whores clean the floors with tongue?

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#33183 - 06/21/04 12:52 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Quote:

I guess you make, or enforce, the rules.



No, I don't make any rules. Nobody even asks me that sort of thing. I was asked to “keep an eye on things”. That’s it. I should have said my opposition to PM in most cases is just my personal opinion.

As for what mods do, I think Jeff had in mind something like the guy at the bukkake he hands a mop to and says “Clean up whatever the whores don’t lick up.” Mop Boy may be the only one at the bukkake with a mop, but he’s still just the guy with the mop who makes sure the stars don’t slip.





Yeah, that's why I said or enforce. It may be your personal opinion, but I think it has been made clear that if PM flames continue, then banning may occur. So I just meant that you, as a mod, have more of a say than I do.

Okay, metaphorically mop up spunk instead of enforce. My mistake. I think we can agree to disagree on the meat of the subject.


I still love ya'!




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#33184 - 06/21/04 12:55 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:


I also finally saw Trinity James in Assault That Ass 4. I like! How have I missed her so far?




I don't know. I did the same thing. I don't understand why she is not more popular.
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#33185 - 06/21/04 03:07 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: PM's guys asking for sex
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Please ban me then jeff and or tony. Ban me. If some guy comes here and starts slinging insults my way i don't complain, i just send them a homoerotic pm to ruffle their hetro tail feather. I DON'T PM NEWBIES. If i can't do that then please ban me, because i am not a real monkey then, and i am not given room to spread my real monkey wings, and do things that all great monkeys can and are supposed to do. Okay i lost myself on the last few sentences but you get what i mean, if this isn't okay then maybe its best you do ban me.


p.s since when does swami get rights on this board, fucking swami are you kidding. He insults jeff and his products and myself and says sammura is attractive and he is wrapped in cotton wool, it might not be wrong but it certainly isn't right.
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