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#524284 - 07/11/11 06:52 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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don't feel bad... i watched the Zuckerberg hatchet job yesterday. watch it backwards for a surprise, yes?. who knew the guy was a megalomaniac douchebag?. good for jt though. he got paid to play the role of sean the fuckstain from napster. talk about a charmed life for both those slobs...
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#524286 - 07/11/11 06:56 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Registered: 12/09/08
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Limitless with Bradley Cooper. More interesting than I thought it would be. Nice amount of senseless bloodshed.
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#524287 - 07/11/11 07:04 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Registered: 08/30/09
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you should pick up the record store day release of the soundtrack on vinyl. think i saw it on turntablelab.com the last time i checked it out. pretty good movie about actors hired to portray a family to hawk goods to the community.demi moore could have easily been replaced by courtney cox,there was no need for the three beer queer son or mulders travels with charlie,but other than that its entertaining.also you can see what envy can end up doing to your life. i had higher expectations for this one for some reason.not really sure why though.shia lebeouff only cheesed out once during the movie so i guess you gotta give him credit.the storyline kind of seemed rushed at the end also.catch it the next time its on hbo or just watch the original.also it has that awesome quote"Stop telling lies about me and Ill stop telling the truth about you." "What happened to my career?Well Im not exactly sure." im gonna stick my lawn gnome up haters asses.
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#524327 - 07/11/11 09:15 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Josh Brolin's been pretty much a one trick pony since No Country. Kind of a John Layfield- esque Texan thing going. JR Ewing for the New Millenium. Hedoes have it down tho. He has a very imposing screen presence.
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#524331 - 07/11/11 09:27 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#524350 - 07/12/11 09:54 AM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I was charmed & delighted almost to the point of fainting by a movie I was sure, unless I miss my guess, was either Tron Legacy or Fast and The Furious: Glowsticks Edition, and as a fan of the original (revolutionary at the time) I committed myself to 2 hours of computer mumbo jumbo and guys in latex suits playing dance-frisbee. And it is here we find the guy that won an oscar for Crazy Heart, now reduced to wearing pajamas and hoodies in a bright white sort of batcave thrown over last-minute by pottery barn and stocked with maybe the finest piece in the digital domain, played by the girl on the boxcover. And do you think he got a taste? "Nah, later for that." Not even a whiff! Seriously, WTF was all that about. The plot is straightforward catastrophe by a five-year-old screenwriter paid in skittles but the soundtrack doesn't suck and gave the new HSU subs a workout. All in all its dead, crucified, regurgitated and mass marketed fish feed before it takes one suck from the bottle. #DOA You forgot to mention Ziggy Stardust owning a disco/fight club.
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#524428 - 07/14/11 11:41 AM
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#524999 - 07/19/11 04:07 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Registered: 12/09/08
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Tyler Perry's a Tom. Spike Lee says so. Good enough for me. But I do love a good minstrel show.
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#525014 - 07/19/11 10:46 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Registered: 08/30/09
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bitches and guns this is everymans dream-r.a. the rugged man despite what people said about the plot i liked it and the gratuitous action and sexy bitches in hot outfits.this movie made me precum.watch it or an incubus will butfuck you in your sleep. what couldve been a decent movie became predictable and cliche towards the end.julianne moore gets bent over though. still hot.annette benning not so much. didnt bother watching the ending but ive seen it plenty of times before.this movie doesnt hold up anymore.it does show how gay some people can be by trying to fuck up peoples lives because they hate their own. tossed off to this pic a bunch in hs and it doesnt really hold up to well now either.growing up without the internet sucked. alright viewing.couldve been better but worth watching.you could go grab some popcorn for this one.
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#525016 - 07/20/11 12:11 AM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#525027 - 07/20/11 04:12 AM
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A lot of Amicus/Hammer stuff. Currently watching Vault of Horror.
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#525037 - 07/20/11 09:02 AM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Rango
Good God if you played a drinking game where you had to drink after every reference or homage to a classic movie (especially, but not totally limited to, westerns) you would be completely shitfaced by the end of this.
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#525046 - 07/20/11 11:36 AM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Good God if you played a drinking game where you had to drink after every reference or homage to a classic movie (especially, but not totally limited to, westerns) you would be completely shitfaced by the end of this. so its like the simpsons of cgi comedy?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#525215 - 07/22/11 07:04 AM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Yeah I finished it. It's more about the girl and the dude and the journey than the monsters. It did hold my attention.
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#525218 - 07/22/11 07:21 AM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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^^^Yeah, but you've been extremely ill and heavily medicated, so there's more than a grain of salt to go with this assessment.
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#525233 - 07/22/11 03:00 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Porn Jesus
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Heh very true. :-)
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#525474 - 07/24/11 03:00 AM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#525480 - 07/24/11 08:04 AM
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Machete - lol funny and silly .
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#525502 - 07/24/11 04:13 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Porn Jesus
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rodriguez is planning two sequels for it.^
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#525528 - 07/25/11 09:33 AM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Cool....I miss going to the drive in theaters back in the day when all the movies were that goofy !
No movies last night just "True Blood", "Falling Skies" , an old Flash Gordon episode with Buster Crabbe and an old episode of "Angel".
Edited by backdoorman (07/25/11 09:35 AM)
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#525614 - 07/26/11 03:09 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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^^ God, Brandon Iron actually shows signs of displaying good taste. What's next BI, Wild Strawberries?
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#526112 - 08/03/11 07:39 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Porn Jesus
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fucking great movie.best ive seen since watching sucker punch.the trailers couldnt do enough justice to this fine piece of film.ensemble cast,great story,genuinely suspenseful moments and blake lively looking like a lil whore.watch it you twink and get your weight up so you can be a chub.maybe one day youll be a bear like hyde. fucking funny movie that looked completely retarded but you have to watch. right from the beginning with those dressed dead mice posing for photo shoots you can tell good times are ahead.it also has touching moments too so give it a shot. saw this maybe a month or more ago and didnt like it.this movie is some depressing shit.and then they throw out that the nazi jew from alpha dog(ben foster of flash forward fame) touched some kids in the movie.watch american beauty,lost in translation,adaptation,the family man,or any movies that are like the ones i mentioned instead.pass on this shit. saw this last month and i think i forgot to review it.this is a very slept on movie from 98 thats worth checking out.its got a good cast and lots of humor. pure shit other than angelina jolie looking sexy.one critic nailed it on the head saying this was just an excuse to pair angelina and captain jack together.oh and stop getting angelina jolies back tatoo ladies.its sexy on her but its time for originality. "I believe hes right my darling."-depp "Yes but is that a baby anteater or a shar pei puppy hes holding right now?"- jolie
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#526194 - 08/04/11 06:30 AM
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fucking great movie.best ive seen since watching sucker punch. This is like saying this is the best meal I've had since I came down with that case of botulism a last week.
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#526203 - 08/04/11 10:18 AM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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^that pic coulda been so great. you have this nice story (with a little bit of fact thrown in) and it turns into a 'caper' movie. And Pete Postlethwaite was completely underused and given some mad corny dialogue.
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#526935 - 08/12/11 09:03 PM
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Boondock Saints is great. BDS2, not as much. It is entertaining, but it seems like they rush through the movie, trying to recreate the high points of the original. And they swap out the greasy goumba for a greasy spic.
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#527662 - 08/21/11 07:18 AM
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^ Intriguing.
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#527665 - 08/21/11 07:48 AM
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I actually like Franco better. Grittier usually.
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#527685 - 08/21/11 03:27 PM
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Sorry Frankie, but there are claims of malware from some of your pictures.
Edited by have2cit (08/22/11 07:01 PM) Edit Reason: malware?
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#527710 - 08/21/11 10:47 PM
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Sorry Frankie, but there are claims of malware from some of your pictures. Is Envy the one where they eat flan?
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#527738 - 08/22/11 08:32 AM
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yes panzer its the one with flan.speaking of which im going to make some before lunch so itll be ready as an afternoon snack.keep on forgetting about those boxes cuz theyre behind some stuff.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#527832 - 08/22/11 09:49 PM
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Haven't watched anything yet, but I'm going to test out the vudu.com app on my Samsung home theater system later. You get credit for a free $5.99 movie, which is enough to allow you to rent and stream one 1080p movie. I don't think anyone else streams movies above 720p. You don't have to register or put in a credit card number or anything, just your email address and you're good to go. I think I might watch Limitless.
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#527833 - 08/22/11 10:23 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Haven't watched anything yet, but I'm going to test out the vudu.com app on my Samsung home theater system later. You get credit for a free $5.99 movie, which is enough to allow you to rent and stream one 1080p movie. I don't think anyone else streams movies above 720p. You don't have to register or put in a credit card number or anything, just your email address and you're good to go. I think I might watch Limitless. Damn steezo, I did EXACTLY the same thing(ps3 instead) 2 days ago...limitless was entertaining...yeah, no cc required...
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