Swami, how's the whole tearfully jerking off in front of the mirror while screaming "why can't i be wankus??" thing working out? still wearing the red and blue lipstick, you crazy bills fan?

you're not even k-sex lite, and fat guys talking about sports hasn't been cool since "da bears"
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits