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#332189 - 12/20/10 03:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Have to watch this movie at least twice a year just to make sure my proclamation of it being the best movie ever made is still accurate. It is.
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#332190 - 12/20/10 03:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I love that movie, TUP.
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#332191 - 12/20/10 05:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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And the retarded reviewer at the Time Out London website that considers Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid to be a vastly superior film can eat a bag of dicks.
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#332195 - 01/02/11 06:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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decent.dothead shamalam could make a comeback. this is schwartzman being himself in every movie hes done.so pass on it.i heart huckabees was good though. good.not confusing like southpark would make you think. long ass movie.i fell asleep the last hour just as they were coming with the clues.i will finish it when i can. decent but the twist was kind of counting to potatoe 'tarded.
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#332198 - 01/16/11 04:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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fucking awesome.threw kill bill in a blender with ww2 and a great score.julie dreyfus needs to be in more movies. one good laugh in the whole thing.and that taylor guy from twilight is a closet twink. pretty damn good and funny movie about a good girl gone porn editor.stormy and her forehead make an appearance too. that isnt spanish but for some reason i can read it.anyway this is better than drag me to hell,pulse,or most of the crappy horror movies from the past few years.which isnt saying much but its worth a watch.
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#332199 - 01/16/11 05:49 PM
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Registered: 06/09/03
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^^ Portuguese. Looks like the distributor is parisfilmes.com.br - Brasil/Brazil
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#332202 - 01/20/11 09:10 PM
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Registered: 10/02/08
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bluray re-release of Dances With Wolves, aka the social network. saw this first time since '91 because i'll watch any garbage on Blu now.
truth be told, the cavalry soldier played by Kevin Costner is a white man fantasy. his ways had nothing do with Native ways. his gift? rifles. he has a mustache. he plays harmonica.
eventually he falls in love with a beautiful white woman raised by the tribe, teepee trash with no real direction and a meth addiction. he says to her and I'm quoting directly, "it's an all-beef wiener" and winks at her as he says it. Eye-lid down on "wee", up on "ner". she gets plowed and spends her salary on nails and pussy retightening surgery.
third act, white intruder. apparent idiots who couldn't spring a balloon from a birthday party. but facebook wants to break out of its east coast thing so they continue westward- here we see babies ground under wagon wheels while mom and dad are landfilled. total disaster. it is a repetition by evolutionary design: societies exploiting resources fully begin to seek others and subsume weaker ones in the search. skin color is irrelevant.
finally, with tears in costner's eyes, trembling with spit foam at the corners of his mouth and face stop-light red, the ass drops out of indian nation. the end.
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#332203 - 01/25/11 12:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
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Quite surprised there isn't an entire thread dedicated to this one with the level of sub humans posting here.
Chick is hot and very naked. Rape scene, eh, for a movie yeah its rough, but nothing compared to some of the porn out there. The revenge killings were nice and brutal. I wish there was more to the ending. I don't know if the plot wasn't well thought out, or they were trying to show how fucking dumb the non retarded rapists were. It is worth watching.
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#332205 - 01/25/11 01:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I didn't think I'd like this one. I knew nothing about Facebook, besides every dipshit in town has a page and posts every time they wipe their ass. It was probably the best of the 3 I've posted about. Bitter computer geek, acting like an Asperger's sufferer, comes up with goose that lays golden eggs, fucking over everyone he can in the process. I don't know how close to reality it was, but the douche Timberlake played, from Napster, did a good job ripping off a fanboi for 5% of the company. I'd really recommend this one.
On a side note, I can't wait until the Facebook bubble bursts, just like myspace and AOL.
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#332206 - 01/28/11 02:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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Mugabe And The White African
Decent documentary about an important but forgotten subject.
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#332210 - 02/05/11 06:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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^^^^^Another note on True Grit. The girl in the new one isn't nearly as annoying as Kim Darby in the original.
I saw Secretariat last night. Yeah, you know the horse wins the big races, but the story behind the horse is pretty interesting. From a coin flip for who gets what foal, to getting the right jockey and trainer, it was a perfect storm of good fortune that the horse became who he was. That said, he was junk as a stud. Never threw half the quality horse flesh that Seattle Slew did. Makes me wonder if meds made him great.
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#332211 - 02/05/11 01:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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my son, my son, what have ye done?
kinda not as good as one would think david lynch and herzog working together should be, but not a trainwreck of egos either.
salton sea, was so fucked up the first time i saw it i thought it'd be worth a revist. between heat and meth-noir with a fun yet absurd plot, val kilmer's just trainwrecked beyond repair. ponytail exchanging mann's always solid choice of cars and weapons with pacino until splatting is a long, long, time gone.
nick cage is so hideous, you can still cripple him in that new orleans keitel remake and he's physically capable of a solid leaving las vegas, the guy literally never turned down a gig and he's broke, he's delightfully as dumb as you want him to be based on appearance. kilmer's just too fat elvis to cough and doc holliday it up, useless.
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#332212 - 02/05/11 03:25 PM
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#332215 - 02/05/11 09:04 PM
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#332216 - 02/05/11 09:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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sergio had just brutal taste in movies and music.
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#332220 - 02/09/11 04:47 PM
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I watched a double feature. Juice / boyz n the hood.
I wish doughboy smoked tre .
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#332221 - 02/09/11 06:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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Guapo, what are your thoughts on cocainism 2 and the last Vatican mix tape. Rae might be the greatest alive, mef,chef is unreal. Bobby dig producing honestly beats the last few gza and ghost face efforts Paging Starks, Anthony
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#332222 - 02/09/11 07:56 PM
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Jasem I don't know nigga. All I know is I miss odb.
Wu- 36 chambers Gza - liquid swords Chef- criminology Odb- Return to the 36
Can't nothing touch that quartet. NOTHING!
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#332223 - 02/09/11 08:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Big Baby Jesus was the only good rapper in that crew.
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#332224 - 02/09/11 08:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Big Baby Jesus was the only good rapper in that crew.
There's a good rapper?
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#332225 - 02/10/11 03:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
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meh. started off boring but got good and had lots of twists. always passed on watching this in highschool and wish i wouldnt have.watch this the next time you get a chance.
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#332226 - 02/10/11 05:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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I love that flick- I'm Big Dick Blaque.
The first time I saw the movie, it made want to see some porn.
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#332227 - 02/10/11 09:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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Guap get started on the mixtape stuff. Cold outside is the only decent track commercially released since the rza and isaac Hayes walking through the park with a two two track off the w. It's off Cuban Linx 2 with ghost
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#332228 - 02/10/11 10:15 AM
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Leonard cohens live in London is absurd
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#332229 - 02/10/11 02:21 PM
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Fucking stupid ass waste of time. You've been warned.
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#332230 - 02/10/11 03:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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the trailers were enough warning."I want to get chocolate wasted!." fucking stupid kid cant act.
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#332231 - 02/10/11 10:52 PM
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#332232 - 02/11/11 07:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Rush. Horrible and wonderful. Oliver stone will go down for putting together the best soundtrack of all time more than anything. Reznor isnt exactly my favorite but Dylan, two Leonard cohen track, the cowboy junkies sweet Jane and some dre and Indian chanting is solid. Holds up
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#332234 - 02/17/11 07:11 AM
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The movie that inspired JM Productions
I love that flick- I'm Big Dick Blaque.
That movie was great. I laughed so hard when I saw the wig George C Scott was wearing during the fake audition scene.
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#332235 - 02/17/11 07:26 PM
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