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#620188 - 10/16/14 08:29 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Porn Jesus
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not everything is on netflix and i prefer to watch stuff on the tv if i can.especially porn.
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#620217 - 10/17/14 09:16 AM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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With a roku you can have porn out your ass.
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#620224 - 10/17/14 11:41 AM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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With a roku you can have porn out your ass. Really? Do tell.
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#620325 - 10/18/14 12:14 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Fyre tv, Videobox, Adultdvdempire, Sugardvd, AEBN, HotMovies, Hotflix, Score right off the top of my head have apps. Nowhere man has a private channel for tube sites [low video quality] and there are other private channels as well. The private channels aren't listed in the channel store. Each site gives you a link to add to your Roku then you enter a code at the site to enable. I got more porn than I can fap to.
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#620409 - 10/19/14 10:50 AM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Porn Jesus
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Thanks for the info.
We've been looking at the Amazon Fire tv gadget. Anyone have any experience with them?
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#620959 - 10/28/14 07:28 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Thanks for the info.
We've been looking at the Amazon Fire tv gadget. Anyone have any experience with them? I got mine about a month ago and absolutely love it. If you have Prime it really excels because the voice search for now only relates to Amazon instant and Prime. This box is the most powerful of all similar products so things are really fast and snappy, i have not run into buffering issues like I have on other streaming mediums and you can play some android type games if that appeals to you. I am really happy with my purchase. If you have Prime and order from Amon your Fire TV , it will arrive already loaded with your info so no need to plug in passwords or set up the amazon stuff on the box.
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#620999 - 10/29/14 07:56 AM
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#621005 - 10/29/14 09:23 AM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I watched some extended cut of Cocaine Cowboys on Showtime On Demand. Took me about 2 weeks to get through it, watching each night as I fell asleep.
It is much better than the Square Grouper doc about weed smuggling.
Amazing how much money they were making. The one guy who owned the smuggling planes had $26mill in Florida real estate. Also amazing how little jail time the guys got.
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#621008 - 10/29/14 11:35 AM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Porn Jesus
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Thanks for the info.
We've been looking at the Amazon Fire tv gadget. Anyone have any experience with them? I got mine about a month ago and absolutely love it. If you have Prime it really excels because the voice search for now only relates to Amazon instant and Prime. This box is the most powerful of all similar products so things are really fast and snappy, i have not run into buffering issues like I have on other streaming mediums and you can play some android type games if that appeals to you. I am really happy with my purchase. If you have Prime and order from Amon your Fire TV , it will arrive already loaded with your info so no need to plug in passwords or set up the amazon stuff on the box. I'm leaning toward the Fire, too. The Girl is leaning toward the Roku. I don't care one way or the other really. Just want one that works with little effort.
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#621011 - 10/29/14 11:50 AM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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you might want a ps3 if you dont already have one then.you can get just about all of the streaming apps and its very intuitive. although the ps4 is gonna drop to 350 soon,so you might want that.
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#621021 - 10/29/14 03:16 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Porn Jesus
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We're an Xbox 360 house. It's on our main room tv, which we pretty much have figured out. We're shooting for something for the tv in our room.
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#621100 - 10/30/14 08:37 PM
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Heard good things too but I'm in no fucken mood for Joaquin Phoenix.
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#621104 - 10/30/14 08:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i dont think joaquin phoenix is either.but i didnt mind him in gladiator(where he appropriately played a pompous little prick),8mm,and signs.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#621291 - 11/03/14 12:05 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Porn Jesus
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kaz.this is a doc about the creator of the gran turismo games.it shows how passionate he is about the series as well as how proud he is of the gran turismo academy students that go on to participate in actual races.gran turismo 2 and r4 ridge racer were how i learned how to drive as a teenager.i didnt actually get behind the wheel of a car till i had my permit at 18 but that first day my mom was pleasantly surprised at how well i drove.she even thought i was lying when i said no after she asked if any of my friends had let me drive their cars.stream this on crackle if you like car games. 6 souls.this movie sucked even though it had julianne moore in it.watch hannibal instead. smiley.this movie harkens back to the glory days of horror movies ie:98-04.the cast is a bunch of no namers and the main characters roommate has some corny dialogue but other than that its a good watch with a very surprising twist of an ending.stream this on prime(next time you order something try prime for free and then you can stream from them for a month.also it seems you can be a free trial member of prime more than once a year 8) ). comic con episode 4: a new hope.this is an alright doc about the san diego comic con.it focuses on a few attendees;some artists looking to break in,others costume designers,as well as casual fans and celeb input.its kind of slow in parts but its worth watching if youve been or plan on going.stream it on netflix. outrage.instant classic takeshi kitano yakuza movie that proves you cant beat takeshi.usual humor and great action abounds.you might be dissapointed by the ending unless you watch the trailer for the sequel(which cant be streamed for free on prime ).so stop sitting around and stream this already. spring breakers.pretty good flick about lil flavorinas that hold up a diner to fund their spring break adventures only to get into even more trouble during their trip with quite a bit of t and a thrown in for all you horndogs.so get streamin and creamin like ladies when they see willie beamens semen on prime. horgasm.short but sweet doc(clocking in at 35 mins) about pro snowboarder torstein hormo.it covers two years of his pro career and throws in some good footage of some jibbing(which is what i prefer to watch as opposed to big air).stream it on prime. pain and gain.markie mark and the rock star in an enjoyable based on a true story extortion movie that takes place in florida.obviously theres plenty of eye candy including the russian stripper that looks like julez ventura kind of,as well as nikki benz looking exceptionally hot playing a stripper.i think there were some other pws in the strip club scene but cant remember.you know the deal already,stream this on prime. halloween(2012).solid rob zombie remake of the classic horror film.it also has his wife in it whos matured up rather nicely.give it a stream on prime.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#621299 - 11/03/14 02:05 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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^^^ I just found out the other day that the mask the dude was wearing in the original Halloween movie was a William Shatner/Captain Kirk mask painted white.
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#621310 - 11/03/14 10:16 PM
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The Howling The Howling 2, Your Sister is a Werewolf The Howling 3, The Marsupials
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#621311 - 11/03/14 10:19 PM
Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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^^^ I just found out the other day that the mask the dude was wearing in the original Halloween movie was a William Shatner/Captain Kirk mask painted white. It's a slightly creepy coincidence William Shatners character had blacked out eyes in Devils Rain
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#621382 - 11/05/14 07:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Those Howling sequels are over the top good "bad" movies.
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#621386 - 11/05/14 08:24 AM
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^^^ I just found out the other day that the mask the dude was wearing in the original Halloween movie was a William Shatner/Captain Kirk mask painted white. thats a pretty interesting tidbit i never knew.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#621398 - 11/05/14 10:34 AM
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i remember that mask. it looked like a Shatner face with several coats of paint given to it to make it even blander.
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#621692 - 11/09/14 05:59 PM
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gone.amanda seyfried powered vehicle about abduction.pretty standard and boring the end kind of had a nice twist.i dont even remember seeing the trailers back in 2012,so taking that into account and how bad it was,im guessing its a straight to video movie.pass on this. some lifetime sorority date rape initiation movie,except the guy doesnt really get raped but he comes back,gets his car,and then dies.yawn.pass also. watched the beginning of a for hipsters by hipsters movie about sunday funday.the group of friends sunday funday list gets seen by a more severe breed of hipsters so they end up everywhere the lesser hipsters go.this is pretty much what the whole movie must be like.i got bored and sleepy,so i hit the hay.it couldve been funny but pretty much every other joke was the other hipsters being where they were already,including a so hip taco stand that its at a graveyard.pass.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#626101 - 03/07/15 01:45 PM
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#626102 - 03/07/15 01:48 PM
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#626103 - 03/07/15 01:57 PM
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^^^ He also loved fatass black women more than movies.
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#626125 - 03/08/15 12:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
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And candy corn. Fucker went ape over candy corn.
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#626143 - 03/08/15 08:32 PM
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I never agreed with that guy's reviews. I thought he was a dufus.
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#626144 - 03/08/15 09:40 PM
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I just watched Capt. America Winter Soldier. I think it was much better than the first one.
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#626153 - 03/09/15 12:23 PM
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I watched 'Koyaanisqatsi' again last night.
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#626165 - 03/09/15 06:34 PM
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#626175 - 03/10/15 10:01 AM
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I watched On The Road the other night. I once got about 40 pages into the book and that was it, so I figured I'd check out the movie and see if it inspired me to pick up the book again.
Meh. I'm still indifferent on reading the book. Highlight was naked Kristin Stewart and her lil titties. I find the Beats kinda boring and quite gay.
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#626176 - 03/10/15 10:10 AM
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The Beats were very gay. In fact a startling number of artistic movements were in the beginning just excuses for homosexuals to congregate.
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#626178 - 03/10/15 10:28 AM
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The Beats were very gay. In fact a startling number of artistic movements were in the beginning just excuses for homosexuals to congregate. Yes, I'm way more into the 60s, when it became all about the drugs.
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#626269 - 03/15/15 09:14 PM
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National Enquirer doc. Meh.
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#626270 - 03/15/15 10:45 PM
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Larry Flynt: The Right to Be Left Alone. 2008. Netflix. Includes the randalls, jewluke ford,etc, opining on the man, the empire and the pink
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#629525 - 08/16/15 07:45 PM
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I have been in a documentary kind of mood: 1} Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau 2} Milius Both available on Netfix Instant and I loved both of them!
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#632032 - 12/13/15 07:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Spectre
I know it has had a mixed reaction but other than the piss poor title song I liked it a lot. My biggest complaints have to do more with the Bond reboot films in general than Spectre in particular. There are a couple of spokes on the wheel they need to break off.
1. Can we please have just one plot where Bond just gets assigned to take down a mega-maniacal arch-villain like he does in Fleming's books instead of having to do either directly or indirectly deal with a mole in MI6 in every movie?
2. Here are the reoccurring characters and what they need to be doing in a Bond movie.
M-give Bond his orders, give him a name or contact to get the ball rolling then sit behind your desk and drink tea the rest of the film.
Moneypenny-play the role of Bond's secretary/travel agent and unsuccessfully flirt with Bond for thirty seconds in one of the beginning scenes.
Q-show Bond all the fancy gadgets and weapons he is going to use in this movie, be the butt of a couple of Bond one liners then spend the rest of the film experimenting with prototype knickknacks in your bunker/laboratory.
Bond-everything else
Stop trying to turn the supporting characters into Bond's posse. If he needed their help carrying out the actual mission he wouldn't be James Bond. You might as well replace all the Aston-Martins, Lotuses, and BMWs with The Mystery Machine. We are one Great Dane and one Q sex change away from turning this into a British Scooby-Doo series. Zoinks!!
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#632061 - 12/13/15 07:56 PM
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Wait, you left out boink chicks of every race and nationality and then see them die.
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#632240 - 12/22/15 06:36 PM
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Watched a bootleg stream of Hateful Eight last night and I think there's a good chance that Quentin Tarantino = Tritone. The dude is obsessed with BBC.
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#632242 - 12/22/15 07:54 PM
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The Big Short- pretty good story about the handful of money men who knew the housing bubble was about to burst and bet against the mortgages. Very watchable and fast paced, which is not easy when the topic is banking and finance.
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