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#330185 - 07/12/08 12:30 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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jesus christ on 3 bicycles




that was the best part of the movie, don't spoil it.
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#330186 - 07/12/08 12:37 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
ranathan Offline
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hellboy is that movie that you order on demand, pass out, try to watch it the next day, get bored, and then time runs out


im pretty sure thats what happened with me, the nazi thing was the hook but then i add'd got drunk and bored and next day watched the science network

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#330187 - 07/12/08 03:16 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Hellboy was cool...I have all the early comics, including the mythical first appearance. My buzz on this movie was somewhat dimmed by the fact that my brother got me the 2-disc special edition for Christmas a few years back, and now the money grabbing shits have come out with a 3-disc edition, which I ain't fucking buying!!!

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#330188 - 07/13/08 07:32 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Just watched "The Ex" last night...

Amusing, but unmemorable, comedy.
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#330189 - 07/13/08 10:44 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Nine and Half Weeks

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#330190 - 07/14/08 06:58 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The Year of the Dog was pretty good..however, 4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days was horrible...how did it win best foreign film at the Golden Globes?

Watched most of the 80s tv show Sledgehammer this weekend...what a disappointment! As a kid I thought the show was hilarious but if you want good parody just rent Police Squad

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#330191 - 07/14/08 07:05 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Over the weekend I watched The Pink Panther (2006) and Van Wilder 2.
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#330192 - 07/14/08 08:52 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
Gigi Offline
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watched samuel l. in "the cleaner" last night. it was pretty good-- some decent plot twists, and ed harris is never a bad way to spend an evening
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#330193 - 07/15/08 12:37 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I am watching the complete season 6 Of Curb Your Enthusiasm. So far it is a very funny season.
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#330194 - 07/15/08 07:48 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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How's the first Hellboy film, worth watching? I know there's two animated ones as well, have you seen them?




I have not seen the animated Hellboy films, but they are bloody inexpensive if you want to pick them up. I've seen them as cheap as ten bucks a pop. As for the Movie, it's good. It's not Fight Club or Shawshank Redemption good, but it's good. Funky ass effects, cool bad guys and good guys, well written and funny in spots.

You can find much worse ways to waste two hours on film. Trust me.

Fenris
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#330195 - 07/15/08 09:18 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The Constant Gardner and The Fog

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#330196 - 07/15/08 10:18 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Platoon
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#330197 - 07/16/08 02:51 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#330198 - 07/17/08 08:27 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The Shephere: Border Patrol and Untraceable

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#330199 - 07/18/08 12:08 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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American Pimp

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#330200 - 07/18/08 08:50 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Cleaner with Samuel L. Jackson

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#330201 - 07/18/08 09:07 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Watched two Cassavetes films to see if I liked them any better than I didn't like them a decade ago when I first watched them.

I did not.
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#330202 - 07/19/08 12:23 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Batman: The Dark Knight

Absolutely awesome.
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#330203 - 07/19/08 10:40 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Batman: The Dark Knight

Absolutely awesome.


Gellus, wanna see it, but Lincoln Center sold the fuck out immediately. And I like that theatre.
So I will wait till during the week, the one day Im off.

I watched The Pledge w/ Nickelson last nite, well while I was dozing on and off, so I really cant say I saw it well and if it was good.

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#330204 - 07/19/08 11:37 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Sigur Ros: Heima.

8.8 at IMDB

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8jmLec_wEc

The 21st Century Icelandic Pink Floyd...





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#330205 - 07/19/08 11:42 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Sigur Ros: Heima.

8.8 at IMDB

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8jmLec_wEc

The 21st Century Icelandic Pink Floyd...











by the way... Frontier(s) is a pretty fucked up movie.

Inside was good too!

rounding it off with Them right now.
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#330206 - 07/20/08 12:24 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Drillbit Taylor

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#330207 - 07/20/08 11:00 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
Ogie Oglethorpe Offline
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Got about half way through Lost Boys: The Tribe and just couldn't take it anymore. Feldman is laughable. There is a reason why he has been relegated to the reality-show heap.
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#330208 - 07/20/08 03:55 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I watched Blow-Up last week.
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#330209 - 07/20/08 05:00 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The Bank Job
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#330210 - 07/20/08 07:38 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
Sho'nuff Offline
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Took the kids to see Hellboy 2.

Amazing from a visual standpoint. Totally forgettable from a story standpoint.
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#330211 - 07/21/08 10:08 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Brutal Massacre - The title is quite apropos. This movie is fucking brutal. Horror filmmakers should NOT make comedies. The only upside in this piece of shit is it has the 3 ladies from The Evil Dead in it.
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#330212 - 07/22/08 08:58 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Heidi Fleiss Doc. this whore is totally fucking off the wall, instead of fucking, she's now building and expanding an aviary. She is so tweaked the fuck out in this, it's awesome.

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#330213 - 07/22/08 10:36 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Doomsday.

not as bad as i thought it would be... lots of gratuitous violence.
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#330214 - 07/23/08 07:07 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The Dark Knight on sunday finally...best movie this year by far

I'm probably going to go see Space Chimps this week...BOOOOOOO

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#330215 - 07/23/08 10:56 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
Gigi Offline
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^^i so vetoed "space chimps"; you're a better mother than i. taking the daughter to see "kit kittredge" tonight, for a little chick bonding and shit.
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#330216 - 07/23/08 10:59 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
nomore Offline
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^^i so vetoed "space chimps"; you're a better mother than i. taking the daughter to see "kit kittredge" tonight, for a little chick bonding and shit.




I actually liked 'Kit Kittredge'...Space Chimps looks really awful..i'm scared!

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#330217 - 07/23/08 11:03 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
Gigi Offline
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agreed on the monkey movie. i wouldn't go see "meet dave" either.
we're totally going to see 'x files' on friday. is it supposed to be any good?
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#330218 - 07/23/08 11:46 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
Fenris Offline
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^^i so vetoed "space chimps"; you're a better mother than i. taking the daughter to see "kit kittredge" tonight, for a little chick bonding and shit.




I actually liked 'Kit Kittredge'...Space Chimps looks really awful..i'm scared!




For gods sake, just go see Wall-E! Friends don't let friends go see Space Chimps!

Fenris
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#330219 - 07/23/08 12:15 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Quote:

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^^i so vetoed "space chimps"; you're a better mother than i. taking the daughter to see "kit kittredge" tonight, for a little chick bonding and shit.




I actually liked 'Kit Kittredge'...Space Chimps looks really awful..i'm scared!




For gods sake, just go see Wall-E! Friends don't let friends go see Space Chimps!

Fenris




I did go see Wall-E and i loved it! But, alas, the kids win out sometimes...

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#330220 - 07/23/08 04:33 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
Darrah Offline
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Zodiac with Jake Gyllenhaal. I wait till it comes out on dvd. I hate going to a theater and not hearing the movie because of others talking. And all the fucking pervs who keep on staring at me or sitting right next to me.



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#330221 - 07/23/08 06:30 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Zodiac with Jake Gyllenhaal. I wait till it comes out on dvd. I hate going to a theater and not hearing the movie because of others talking. And all the fucking pervs who keep on staring at me or sitting right next to me.








translation:

I hate going to the theater because my ass is too fat to fit in between the armrests... yes, i know some theaters have armrests that raise up... but the very fact that i have to do that makes me want to slit my meaty wrists. So instead i blame "people talking" though what i dont realize is when i am not in the theater it is dead silent because people are not whispering about my freakishly large near-corpse and the god awful smells that emit from the folds that i cannot properly wash. Like all fat girls I try to delude myself that the reason people are staring at me is because they are perverts, and not, that they are afraid i am going to eat their children... or the also common "how the hell does she wake up every morning without swallowing a shotgun... she obviously sticks everything else in her mouth", or "wonder if she notices she sat on that pretty girl" which are the realities of the situation.


Its either that or... my original assumption:

I can't go to the theater again... last time people kept on saying... "look at the Australian guy with the unibomber beard in that dress... should we call the cops?".... I wonder if they think i'm pretty? Perverts...
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#330222 - 07/23/08 06:48 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Darrah And all the fucking pervs who keep on staring at me...


dream on, darrah
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#330223 - 07/23/08 09:44 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Field of Dreams. Again.
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#330224 - 07/23/08 10:40 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
Darrah Offline
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translation:

I hate going to the theater because my ass is too fat to fit in between the armrests... yes, i know some theaters have armrests that raise up... but the very fact that i have to do that makes me want to slit my meaty wrists. So instead i blame "people talking" though what i dont realize is when i am not in the theater it is dead silent because people are not whispering about my freakishly large near-corpse and the god awful smells that emit from the folds that i cannot properly wash. Like all fat girls I try to delude myself that the reason people are staring at me is because they are perverts, and not, that they are afraid i am going to eat their children... or the also common "how the hell does she wake up every morning without swallowing a shotgun... she obviously sticks everything else in her mouth", or "wonder if she notices she sat on that pretty girl" which are the realities of the situation.


Its either that or... my original assumption:

I can't go to the theater again... last time people kept on saying... "look at the Australian guy with the unibomber beard in that dress... should we call the cops?".... I wonder if they think i'm pretty? Perverts...





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#330225 - 07/23/08 10:44 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
Darrah Offline
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Quote:

Darrah And all the fucking pervs who keep on staring at me...


dream on, darrah



Whatever you say is meaningless to me considering you have a picture of Skeeter as your avatar.


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#330226 - 07/23/08 11:17 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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agreed on the monkey movie. i wouldn't go see "the other monkey movie" either.







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#330227 - 07/24/08 02:46 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Cannibal Holocaust.

I liked it. Music was great, not too many dialogues. The plot was incredible. I expected some weird twists and turns, but I didn't see this coming.
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#330228 - 07/24/08 03:12 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Quote:

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Darrah And all the fucking pervs who keep on staring at me...


dream on, darrah



Whatever you say is meaningless to me considering you have a picture of Skeeter as your avatar.





Talk about meaningless(that would be your existence), you didn't even know who Skeeter was a week ago you loopy cunt. And even if she does have a Skeeter fixation that is beyond comprehension she is still an awesomely nice person.
And pretty F'ing hot too.
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#330229 - 07/24/08 03:19 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Cannibal Holocaust.

I liked it. Music was great, not too many dialogues. The plot was incredible. I expected some weird twists and turns, but I didn't see this coming.




That's one of my favorite movies of all time, and I'm as girly as they come.
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#330230 - 07/24/08 03:26 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I made it through 20 minutes of Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj last night...

I knew it would be bad, but I had no idea exactly how bad it was gonna be. *shudder*
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#330231 - 07/24/08 06:02 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Darrah And all the fucking pervs who keep on staring at me...


dream on, darrah



Whatever you say is meaningless to me considering you have a picture of Skeeter as your avatar.





Talk about meaningless(that would be your existence), you didn't even know who Skeeter was a week ago you loopy cunt. And even if she does have a Skeeter fixation that is beyond comprehension she is still an awesomely nice person.
And pretty F'ing hot too.


yeah, what corndog said!
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#330232 - 07/24/08 07:18 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Chapter 27.

Amazing flick about Mark David Chapman.
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#330233 - 07/26/08 08:58 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The Man in the Iron Mask

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#330234 - 07/26/08 11:29 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Field of Dreams. Again.





Is this the baseball movie with Kevin Costner, because if it is I fscking loath that film.
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