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#330035 - 06/10/08 12:35 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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What is that? ^^^
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#330036 - 06/10/08 12:40 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Looks like Leaving Las Vegas

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#330037 - 06/10/08 09:11 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Looks like Leaving Las Vegas


Yup her first encounter w/Cage in the street. Love that movie, she's soo hot that Ms. Shue .

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#330038 - 06/10/08 10:04 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Baraka




This?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103767/

What did you think of it??




It was great. Better than Koyaanisqatsi, if you're familiar with that one. But the latter is good too.
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#330039 - 06/11/08 12:03 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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"The Notorious Bettie Page" on HBO tonight. Suicide, corruption and drug abuse all from watching this devils work.

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#330040 - 06/11/08 06:00 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Koyaanisqatsi




When I was about 18 and an intern at a long-since-defunct magazine, I met Philip Glass and told him how much I liked Koyaanisqatsi. His response: Yeah, right, just put that shit over there, kid.

Uppity Prick. Never listened to any of his stuff again.

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#330041 - 06/11/08 06:44 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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You're gay for liking Phillip Glass in the first place. What's next...Yanni wouldn't sign your autograph book?
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#330042 - 06/11/08 07:41 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Watched 'American Beauty' last night... I hadn't seen it since it came out. Still as awesome as it was the the first go round.
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#330043 - 06/11/08 08:08 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Watched 'American Beauty' last night... I hadn't seen it since it came out. Still as awesome as it was the the first go rounf.




One of my all-time favs. I never get tired of watching it.
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#330044 - 06/11/08 10:18 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Yanni wouldn't sign your autograph book?




You know, that wife-beating prick stole my pipe and smoking jacket. Maybe he'll trade 'em for John Tesh's Grammy nomination letter.

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#330045 - 06/11/08 02:24 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I am about to watch Ratatouille. I generally stay away from animation but it's supposed to be pretty good.

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#330046 - 06/11/08 03:58 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Ratatouille was reeeeaalllly cute. we vod'd 'mrs. doubtfire' last night, and tonight we're going to watch MASH. i don't think that i've ever seen the movie version. i got so sunburned today, with spf 70. what the fuck?
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#330047 - 06/11/08 04:10 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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"The Notorious Bettie Page" on HBO tonight. Suicide, corruption and drug abuse all from watching this devils work.


I love it.

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#330048 - 06/11/08 09:51 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Is there a film about Mamie Van Doren ? What a true whore. I think Hollywood should do a film about her too. Maybe I should post this in the section where I request films to be done?

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#330049 - 06/12/08 10:52 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Watched 'American Beauty' last night... I hadn't seen it since it came out. Still as awesome as it was the the first go rounf.




One of my all-time favs. I never get tired of watching it.


Never, the ending is one of the best parts with the ex Marine.

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#330050 - 06/12/08 10:53 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Is there a film about Mamie Van Doren ? What a true whore. I think Hollywood should do a film about her too. Maybe I should post this in the section where I request films to be done?


Mamie was a sex magnet, I dont really know if there is one, but I would have think of who could pull her off.

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#330051 - 06/13/08 06:28 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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i think we are going to see 'the incredible hulk' tonight. i hope it doesn't suck but i'm not too hopeful. i'd rather see 'the happening', but we have no babysitter. i'm seriously considering telling everybody i have to go to the bathroom while we're at 'the hulk' and ditching their asses to go watch the other movie.

oh and i'm sunburned and in severe pain, lame.
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#330052 - 06/13/08 07:19 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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^^GiGi it got really bad reviews here, Im disappointed that Ed Norton would take that part, I like him alot. I hope its good for you and the kids enjoy it anyway. Good luck, let us know.

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#330053 - 06/13/08 09:58 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I went to see the Hulk movie. It's not all that good. It does have moments where is is enjoyable. The CGI is fantastic and very good action scenes. The dialog and performances were really cheesy at times.

If you like comic book movies in general you'll probably like it. If not it might be worth missing.

They are totally setting up the Avengers and Captain America movies too.
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#330054 - 06/13/08 10:11 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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FINALLY watched "There Will Be Blood" in its entirety and have to agree with the consensus analysis:

Outstanding acting by DDL and award-winning cinematography undercut by PTA's inability to plot a movie and unwillingness to edit same to FLOW instead meander fitfully until the movie runs out...

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#330055 - 06/14/08 12:51 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Quote:

FINALLY watched "There Will Be Blood" in its entirety and have to agree with the consensus analysis:

Outstanding acting by DDL and award-winning cinematography undercut by PTA's inability to plot a movie and unwillingness to edit same to FLOW instead meander fitfully until the movie runs out...

Yada Yada Yada...just loved it when DDL beat the little bitch to death with a bowing pin in the ending.

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#330056 - 06/14/08 10:29 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
Gigi Offline
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saw 'the incredible hulk' last night. i thought it was actually quite good. better than i expected after i had read several ho=hum reviews.
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#330057 - 06/14/08 04:18 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Hulk smash?
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#330058 - 06/14/08 09:01 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Saw "The Incredible Hulk" yesterday. Thoroughly entertained. Lots of Easter eggs throughout. VERY very cool flick.
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#330059 - 06/15/08 05:21 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I watched Category 7: The End of the World. Pretty standard disaster movie. Only good thing: Gina Gershon, who, I think, is very sexy and pretty. Didn't see the end, because another movie started.

Scream 2: entertaining. Opening scene in the cinema was nice, but all in all not very scary. Tonight, they air Scream 3.
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#330060 - 06/15/08 10:53 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Don't bother with Scream III...it's weak shit.

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#330061 - 06/15/08 11:07 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
Gigi Offline
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i thought 'the dark knight' was coming out june 25... i just realized it's really JULY 25. so bummed now!

and has anyone seen "the happening" yet?
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#330062 - 06/15/08 01:15 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I just watched Liar, Liar. Gigi, skip The Happening. It's another shitty M. Night Shamaslurpeebeefjerkyan movie.
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#330063 - 06/15/08 02:05 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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and has anyone seen "the happening" yet?




I prefer to call it M. Night Shyamalan's first R rated film and yes, it's a fscking disaster.
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#330064 - 06/15/08 02:09 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Passion of The Christ, I love it.

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#330065 - 06/15/08 02:31 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
Gigi Offline
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on jezebel they are calling the "the crappening." i still wants to see it, although this may have more to do with mark wahlberg than anything else
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#330066 - 06/15/08 04:12 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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If you like Wahlberg and would go see a movie just because he's in it go google up "john cena" and just pleasure yourself at home without paying $9.50 for a ticket, $5 for a soda, $6 for popcorn and $3 for Sour Patch Kids.
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#330067 - 06/15/08 05:28 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
Gigi Offline
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john cena is an asshat. and i never buy snacks at the movie theatre. their prices are like an assrape, but not in a good way. i like the wahlberg boys, i can't help it. i camped out for NKOTB tickets in high school because i was really going to marry donnie...
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#330068 - 06/15/08 06:48 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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go google up "john cena" and just pleasure yourself at home




Sounds like somebody has a crush.
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#330069 - 06/15/08 08:11 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I saw "You Don't Mess With the Zohan" yesterday, the first part was very funny, the middle kinda dragged but had its moments, but the final act really sucked.

Emmanuelle Chriqui is in it and is insanely hot.

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#330070 - 06/15/08 08:36 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Quote:

go google up "john cena" and just pleasure yourself at home




Sounds like somebody has a crush.




It's going to be fun watching Vin disassemble this fucken incoherent half-load of a man?.
Don't expect primetime from that fucken failure Blahh, kids.
Bitch is genetically programmed "Straight To Video".
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#330071 - 06/15/08 11:41 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Slippin':10 years with the Bloods

Uncle Jarvis, classic.
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#330072 - 06/16/08 05:51 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Quote:

go google up "john cena" and just pleasure yourself at home




Sounds like somebody has a crush.




Thank you for your contribution shiteyes. Now go back to standing in the corner.
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#330073 - 06/16/08 06:48 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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the satc movie
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#330074 - 06/16/08 09:52 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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and has anyone seen "the happening" yet?




I prefer to call it M. Night Shyamalan's first R rated film and yes, it's a fscking disaster.




I gotta agree on this one. The Happening is absolutely horrible. Wooden acting, horrible direction, bad writing... there is nothing redeeming about this film.
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#330075 - 06/16/08 09:37 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I just watched "Hot Fuzz" and enjoyed it. It's by the same guys that did "Shawn of the Dead". It's basically a send up of Michael Bay/ cheesy cop movies.

Very British, very dry and very funny in places.

"What do we got here?"
"Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery."
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#330076 - 06/17/08 01:29 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Slippin':10 years with the Bloods

Uncle Jarvis, classic.



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#330077 - 06/17/08 06:15 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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"the chronicles of narnia: prince caspian"

i think that was the longest two hours and twenty minutes of my life.
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#330078 - 06/17/08 08:24 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I watched Trainspotting again. Great movie which also contains what I feel is the grossest scene ever filmed.

Watch if you have a strong stomach.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XrvpEIiC1w

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#330079 - 06/17/08 02:18 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I watched 'Space Truckers' while I was having lunch today...it reminded me of the unfunny bits you get on Mystery Science Theatre 3000 when they're not watching/slating the movies. Which is to say it's just awful.

All the way through I'm asking myself 'Who directed this piece of shit?', then the end credits roll and I see it was none other than Stuart Gordon, the guy who made 'Re-Animator'. I couldn't believe it...

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#330080 - 06/17/08 11:22 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I watched Cannonball. It is without question the cheesiest movie of all time. It is so bad I was having a hard time telling if it was a spoof or not. I'm still not sure. But it was awful in every sense. Terrible performances, terrible dialog, terrible music.......And I loved every minute of it.

It is so bad it's genius. I recommend getting really stoned (like I did) and watch this movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074279/
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#330081 - 06/18/08 10:29 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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For the Bible Tells Me So: I love this documentary. Basically, it's a bunch of bible thumpers bashing gays and talking about the abominations of gay butt sex before they are eventually forced to accept that homosexuals exist.

Virtual Desire is still the greatest film on Earth.
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#330082 - 06/18/08 03:54 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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An MST3K episode I hadn't seen yet that was in a boxed set I recently picked up. The movie was The Rebel Set. Kinda dull. Last 30 minutes picked up a little bit with some good riffs here and there, but nothing really laugh out loud funny or really memorable about it. 2 out of 5.
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#330083 - 06/18/08 04:38 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Cocaine Cowboys, documentary from the 70's and 80's Miami drug cartel. Very, very interesting, coming out w/part 2 I believe the end of June.

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#330084 - 06/18/08 05:31 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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