don't feel bad... i watched the Zuckerberg hatchet job yesterday. watch it backwards for a surprise, yes?. who knew the guy was a megalomaniac douchebag?. good for jt though. he got paid to play the role of sean the fuckstain from napster. talk about a charmed life for both those slobs...

Limitless with Bradley Cooper. More interesting than I thought it would be. Nice amount of senseless bloodshed.

you should pick up the record store day release of the soundtrack on vinyl.



think i saw it on turntablelab.com the last time i checked it out.



pretty good movie about actors hired to portray a family to hawk goods to the community.demi moore could have easily been replaced by courtney cox,there was no need for the three beer queer son or mulders travels with charlie,but other than that its entertaining.also you can see what envy can end up doing to your life.




i had higher expectations for this one for some reason.not really sure why though.shia lebeouff only cheesed out once during the movie so i guess you gotta give him credit.the storyline kind of seemed rushed at the end also.catch it the next time its on hbo or just watch the original.also it has that awesome quote"Stop telling lies about me and Ill stop telling the truth about you."


"What happened to my career?Well Im not exactly sure."

im gonna stick my lawn gnome up haters asses.

Josh Brolin's been pretty much a one trick pony since No Country. Kind of a John Layfield- esque Texan thing going. JR Ewing for the New Millenium. Hedoes have it down tho. He has a very imposing screen presence.

Pirate Radio.

You forgot to mention Ziggy Stardust owning a disco/fight club.

Thursday(1998)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124901/

This is one those great flicks that nobody saw. The gem and eye candy for me though is Paulina Porizkova. I had a poster of her hanging up in my room in the late 80s early 90s.

Tyler Perry's The Remains of the Day

Tyler Perry's Battlefield Earth

Tyler Perry's a Tom. Spike Lee says so. Good enough for me. But I do love a good minstrel show.

bitches and guns this is everymans dream-r.a. the rugged man

despite what people said about the plot i liked it and the gratuitous action and sexy bitches in hot outfits.this movie made me precum.watch it or an incubus will butfuck you in your sleep.


what couldve been a decent movie became predictable and cliche towards the end.julianne moore gets bent over though.




still hot.annette benning not so much.




didnt bother watching the ending but ive seen it plenty of times before.this movie doesnt hold up anymore.it does show how gay some people can be by trying to fuck up peoples lives because they hate their own.


tossed off to this pic a bunch in hs and it doesnt really hold up to well now either.growing up without the internet sucked.



alright viewing.couldve been better but worth watching.you could go grab some popcorn for this one.

Pi (Darren Aronovsky)

A lot of Amicus/Hammer stuff. Currently watching Vault of Horror.

Rango

Good God if you played a drinking game where you had to drink after every reference or homage to a classic movie (especially, but not totally limited to, westerns) you would be completely shitfaced by the end of this.

so its like the simpsons of cgi comedy?

Monsters - British movie -
Kind of slow
http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/...ovie-poster.jpg

Have you finished it BD? Any good? I've looked at it on the shelf or my now closed local video store a few times wondering if it was worth the watch.

Yeah I finished it. It's more about the girl and the dude and the journey than the monsters. It did hold my attention.

^^^Yeah, but you've been extremely ill and heavily medicated, so there's more than a grain of salt to go with this assessment.

Heh very true. :-)

Machete - lol funny and silly .

rodriguez is planning two sequels for it.^

Cool....I miss going to the drive in theaters back in the day when all the movies were that goofy !

No movies last night just "True Blood", "Falling Skies" , an old Flash Gordon episode with Buster Crabbe and an old episode of "Angel".

This was a great movie, the only complaint I had was there were no cock shots. There is nothing I like more than cocks, unless it's big black cocks. mmmm mmmm mmmm.

^^ God, Brandon Iron actually shows signs of displaying good taste. What's next BI, Wild Strawberries?

fucking funny movie thats an american pie for a new generation,only with more laughs(although the third one still holds up today).although the thought of a porn whore turning down a private on moral grounds is unintentionally funny too but at least they picked a hot one and not sasha grey.



id actually scene this before years ago but didnt remember it till douglas tells parker that he banged her daughter.this is definitely worth a watch.although the ending kind of leads you to believe that you cant live a happy life if youre single.susan sarandons tits are really nice in this one too.



pretty much what the trailers would lead you to believe although deniro doesnt try fucking with him till the end of the movie.order this on demand tonight.dont be a dickhead.couldve used more graphic sex but the shot of the panties over her heels was pretty hot.so yeah.


i have to admit that i didnt think this was gonna be good but it was pretty decent.they couldve made the "farther" more scary by trying to make it look like hell or some kind of evil dimension as opposed to a dark house.the ending was kind of cornball but this is worth a rental.


wow.i saw 15 mins of this and had enough.stallones overacting,the corny writing,and the cheap effects definitely age this one.watch demolition man instead.


apparently this is how you use them:

fucking great movie.best ive seen since watching sucker punch.the trailers couldnt do enough justice to this fine piece of film.ensemble cast,great story,genuinely suspenseful moments and blake lively looking like a lil whore.watch it you twink and get your weight up so you can be a chub.maybe one day youll be a bear like hyde.


fucking funny movie that looked completely retarded but you have to watch. right from the beginning with those dressed dead mice posing for photo shoots you can tell good times are ahead.it also has touching moments too so give it a shot.


saw this maybe a month or more ago and didnt like it.this movie is some depressing shit.and then they throw out that the nazi jew from alpha dog(ben foster of flash forward fame) touched some kids in the movie.watch american beauty,lost in translation,adaptation,the family man,or any movies that are like the ones i mentioned instead.pass on this shit.


saw this last month and i think i forgot to review it.this is a very slept on movie from 98 thats worth checking out.its got a good cast and lots of humor.




pure shit other than angelina jolie looking sexy.one critic nailed it on the head saying this was just an excuse to pair angelina and captain jack together.oh and stop getting angelina jolies back tatoo ladies.its sexy on her but its time for originality.


"I believe hes right my darling."-depp
"Yes but is that a baby anteater or a shar pei puppy hes holding right now?"- jolie

This is like saying this is the best meal I've had since I came down with that case of botulism a last week.

^that pic coulda been so great. you have this nice story (with a little bit of fact thrown in) and it turns into a 'caper' movie. And Pete Postlethwaite was completely underused and given some mad corny dialogue.

This one was better than I expected. Played like a fairy tale or mythology. Based on a Slavic legend. Low budget with unknowns but interesting.

classic.nicholson is the best joker of all time.


this movie sucked a whole team of dicks.shitty ending to top it all off.


you need to watch this if you havent already.this is probably the best halloween movie thats been made so far.i just wished they showed pacquins friends tits towards the end.but i guess you cant win them all.add this to your dvd collection like i plan on doing.


action.comedy.tits.ron jeremy.watch it.

Boondock Saints is great. BDS2, not as much. It is entertaining, but it seems like they rush through the movie, trying to recreate the high points of the original. And they swap out the greasy goumba for a greasy spic.

this was actually really damn funny.wish i wouldve watched it earlier.its like a romantic comedy written by a guy.charlie day definitely adds to the laughs too.also youd think drew barrymore would be better at pretending to be drunk considering her past.


this one has some laughs in it but not nearly as many as going the distance.and is it just me or did heigl used to be really sexy?






this was alright for a low budget movie.irena hoffman is a nice piece of ass so give it a watch and youll get to see some side boob from her.



This is the image I think.

this is like if they added comedy to the movie brick and brick was actually good.good cast,good laughs,and good tits.

Jess Franco's "Kiss me Killer"

Jean Rollin's Le Frisson des Vampires

^ Intriguing.

I actually like Franco better. Grittier usually.

I really wish they would bring this out to DVD already. It's on youtube in different parts. I tried watching it, but it's just not the same trying to watch an entire movie on fucking youtube. Anyone actually seen it? I heard it was pretty cool.

Sorry Frankie, but there are claims of malware from some of your pictures.

Larry Crowne. Julia Roberts' bare feet were showcased four separate times.....FOUR!

Is Envy the one where they eat flan?

yes panzer its the one with flan.speaking of which im going to make some before lunch so itll be ready as an afternoon snack.keep on forgetting about those boxes cuz theyre behind some stuff.

Haven't watched anything yet, but I'm going to test out the vudu.com app on my Samsung home theater system later. You get credit for a free $5.99 movie, which is enough to allow you to rent and stream one 1080p movie. I don't think anyone else streams movies above 720p. You don't have to register or put in a credit card number or anything, just your email address and you're good to go. I think I might watch Limitless.

Damn steezo, I did EXACTLY the same thing(ps3 instead) 2 days ago...limitless was entertaining...yeah, no cc required...

Descent starring Rosario Dawson - prett... nc-17 version

Eco-Pirate: The Story of Paul Watson