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#330235 - 07/26/08 01:03 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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"Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny", hey it was from Netflix. I thought wtf...it was 2 out of 4 stars.
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#330236 - 07/26/08 03:54 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Field of Dreams. Again.





Is this the baseball movie with Kevin Costner, because if it is I fscking loath that film.




You have to be a bit more specific than that. That is like asking if this is the western with Clint Eastwood. It is a baseball movie with Kevin Costner but I don't know if you are thinking about this one or Bull Durham or some other Kevin Costner baseball movie.
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#330237 - 07/26/08 09:20 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The one where Kevin Costner builds a baseball diamond in his corn field.
I'm a total sucker for this kind of father-son maudlin shit.

Why do you hate it?
I'm just curious, I respect your opinion.
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#330238 - 07/26/08 09:24 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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"The Orphanage" because I'm a foreign flick nerd.
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#330239 - 07/27/08 03:09 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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28 Weeks Later...the daughter was seriously good looking. Other than that, pretty meh to be honest.

Oh, and I just watched a triple bill of 'I Am Omega' (Not bad, not brilliant, but passable), 'Hillside Cannibals' (Couldn't really get into it), and 'Back Slash' (Chock full of hot college chicks getting their bras off, but pretty much a low budget Scream-wannabe).


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#330240 - 07/27/08 07:05 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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"The Orphanage" because I'm a foreign flick nerd.



What about Lilja-4Ever?

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#330241 - 07/27/08 07:11 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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36 Fillette

French indie film about a very young girl who learns what her looks have to offer her.
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#330242 - 07/27/08 09:19 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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This Is England!!!
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#330243 - 07/27/08 10:09 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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"WANTED"
Good movie. Wasn't expecting anything substantial since it deviated from the source so damn much. Nice surprise.
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#330244 - 07/27/08 10:19 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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This Is England!!!




Skins for Skins
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#330245 - 07/28/08 12:25 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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This Is England!!!




Skins for Skins




such a fuckin' great movie... I followed it up with Control
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#330246 - 07/28/08 11:57 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The one where Kevin Costner builds a baseball diamond in his corn field.
I'm a total sucker for this kind of father-son maudlin shit.

Why do you hate it?
I'm just curious, I respect your opinion.





I found it extremely contrived and annoying. I don't know whether I can be more specific than that. I hate baseball, and I hate crap like this desperately attempting to be beautiful and miraculous. I bet even M Night Shyamalan rolled his eyes when they started the "Build it and they will come" mantra.

One of the last films I watched was an interesting little documentary about some geezer with a serious prostitute addiction titled I am a Sex Addict. Goes highly recommended to Da Burglar.



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#330247 - 07/28/08 10:19 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The Whoopie Boys, best movie ever
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#330248 - 07/30/08 07:26 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Trailer Park Boys: The Movie

Heard about the TV show. Not too familiar with it. Watched a couple of clips on youtube, seemed pretty funny.

Movie gave me a couple of chuckles, but wasn't anything special.

Two out of five.
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#330249 - 07/30/08 10:03 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

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#330250 - 07/30/08 10:14 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The Kingdom.
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#330251 - 07/30/08 10:17 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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tonights viewing: dragnet the movie

"people against goodness and normalcy"
dabney coleman as jerry ceasar
and the baitmates
and the virgin connie swail
a classic
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#330252 - 07/31/08 03:43 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The next movie I'm really looking forward to (coming out this November): "The Half-Blood Prince"

Two of the main reasons (other then a great story):





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#330253 - 07/31/08 04:14 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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How old are these girls? And who are they?

[singing]Are you Skeeter in disguise, are you Skeeter, are you Skeeter, are you Skeeter in disguise?[/singing]
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#330254 - 07/31/08 04:46 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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How old are these girls? And who are they?






First girl is Evanna Lynch. 2nd girl is Hermione (Emma Watson).
How old is insignificant because they're both gorgeous.
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#330255 - 07/31/08 04:54 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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i think both are legal now...and yeah.. i gotta agree.
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#330256 - 07/31/08 05:01 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Yes, they are both legal even though they play jailbait in the movies.

And Evanna's charactor, Luna Lovegood, has a porn ready name!


And No, I'm not Skeeter. Skeeter truly likes older women. I'm the pervert who likes the young (legal) ones.
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#330257 - 07/31/08 05:02 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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evanna is the hotter of the two imo
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#330258 - 07/31/08 10:40 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The Tai-chi Master starring Jet Li. Very good Kung fu flick.
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#330259 - 07/31/08 10:46 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The Tai-chi Master starring Jet Li. Very good Kung fu flick.




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#330260 - 08/01/08 10:10 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Casino

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#330261 - 08/01/08 10:52 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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BTinLC just started on 168/RETRO






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#330262 - 08/01/08 11:52 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Registered: 01/21/08
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I just got License To Drive on DVD. It still rocks. Heather Graham as jailbait, the Corey's in their prime and Carol Kane as a crazy preggo... is absolute gold!

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#330263 - 08/05/08 02:48 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Cocaine Cowboys 2, not as good as the first but still quite entertaining.
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#330264 - 08/05/08 03:20 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Marie Antoinette...got so bored during it I just Wikipedia'd her and found her real life story so much more enjoyable and bloody that Sophia Coppola's rendition.


And this classic quote from Holy Roman Emperor Joseph II to Louis XVI after he couldn't figure out you have to cum inside someone to get pregnant:

Quote:

As the emperor himself declared, if he had been given the chance to rectify the situation beforehand, Louis XVI "would have been whipped so that he ejaculated out of sheer rage like a donkey"




Gotta love them Habsburgs.
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#330265 - 08/05/08 04:45 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer.

Interesting, but not as good as I had hoped. I thought that Otis and Becky could have been done better. Overall I'd say I liked it but didn't love it.

The scene where they murdered the family was terrifying. The actor that played Henry was very good.
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#330266 - 08/05/08 05:11 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Cocaine Cowboys 2, not as good as the first but still quite entertaining.




I really liked this one. Not sure whether I loved it more than the first one, maybe just as much. What I couldn't stand though was the animated reenactments; after a while it seemed like a joke, but I like how Crosby was much easier to understand than Rivi (from the first video).

I don't know if you got the promo edition, but my copy came with free thong panties with Charles Cosby on them holding a gun and a little "Gangsta Journal" I guess to note down which peeps I'm hustling powder with. I'd much have traded all these for a pair of boxers with Mrs. Blanco on the front.
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#330267 - 08/05/08 05:58 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Crispin Glover's: What Is It?

interesting movie...........


following it up with its sequel : It Is FINE! Everything Is Fine. once it is finished dow.... err... once i pick it up from the store.
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#330268 - 08/05/08 07:37 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Gladiator, I sat there in awe from beginning to end. Such an excellent movie, very impressive....A++++++++++

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#330269 - 08/05/08 07:54 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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"Lost Boys 2: The Tribe"
Holy shit, bad bad bad flick. Sucked ass worse than Darrah's journalist skills...and that's saying something.
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#330270 - 08/05/08 08:46 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
MoronBoy Offline
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Fido

A heartwarming tale about a boy and his zombie.
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#330271 - 08/05/08 09:35 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Fido

A heartwarming tale about a boy and his zombie.




That was a good one, odd but good
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#330272 - 08/05/08 09:37 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Cocaine Cowboys 2, not as good as the first but still quite entertaining.




I really liked this one. Not sure whether I loved it more than the first one, maybe just as much. What I couldn't stand though was the animated reenactments; after a while it seemed like a joke, but I like how Crosby was much easier to understand than Rivi (from the first video).

I don't know if you got the promo edition, but my copy came with free thong panties with Charles Cosby on them holding a gun and a little "Gangsta Journal" I guess to note down which peeps I'm hustling powder with. I'd much have traded all these for a pair of boxers with Mrs. Blanco on the front.




Hey loop, since you saw it as well- didn't you think it odd that not much was made of that secretary sleeping with an important witness and having phone sex with another? Very big coincidence?
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#330273 - 08/05/08 09:53 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#330274 - 08/06/08 02:03 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Finally saw: The Simpsons: Movie.

D+. Terrible except for about a ten minute run in the middle (when everyone runs between the church and Moe's Tavern). Albert Brooks as a villain instead of Mr. Burns?

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#330275 - 08/06/08 06:42 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Fido

A heartwarming tale about a boy and his zombie.




That movie is great!

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#330276 - 08/06/08 08:26 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
Fenris Offline
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The Dark Knight.

Again.

Still awesome.
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#330277 - 08/06/08 12:14 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Stop-Loss
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#330278 - 08/06/08 01:13 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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American Me

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#330279 - 08/06/08 01:41 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Step-Brothers...

Stupid as hell, but funny as all fuck too.
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#330280 - 08/06/08 03:13 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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About to watch The Mist. The short story/novella is good, compelling horror. I don't know how it will translate to the screen. I enjoyed the Fog from John Carpenter. Hope this one comes close.
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#330281 - 08/06/08 03:58 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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^^^not too great a movie.
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#330282 - 08/06/08 06:35 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Step-Brothers...

Stupid as hell, but funny as all fuck too.



I'll co-sign on that.

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#330283 - 08/06/08 09:32 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
bnlmike Offline
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Wanted. I think I've actually had my fill of comic book movies for a while...

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#330284 - 08/06/08 09:35 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
bnlmike Offline
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^^^ Scratch that. Forgot about Watchmen.

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