Hell or Bust
Dana Vespoli fans are gonna love this one, but if you like Gia Paloma you'll like it even more. There's no comparison, because there's something about Vespoli that I just don't find erotic. I don't know what it is exactly. She seems slightly dykey, but since she’s allegedly fallen hard for that idiot Manuel Ferarra you almost have to question her intelligence more than her sexual orientation. It seems she's got a growing legion of fans, so what the fuck do I know? Don't answer that, but all I can be sure about is that she just isn't my type o' fucktoy. In case she's yours, the story for this revolves around a crazy bitch she portrays that is trying to get INTO hell rather than staying the fuck out. Not a bright idea baby because even the devil boots her out twice and it makes for a comical caper.
I gotta give props to Nelson X because his scripts have been original and entertaining on the whole. Need I say that it's a major accomplishment when you get a FF fiend like me to actually stop and listen to the lines after breezing by years of crappy acting. C'mon, we all know script/story oriented porn is usually filled with abominable dialogue rattled off by non-thespians and thusly it all becomes just a major distraction from the fuckin' point of porn which is the fuckin'. Like, duh! How many times am I going to reiterate that mantra? Hope Jerry T realizes he's got a good thing going with this guy. This flick is like a cross between the old school plot smut & gonzo.
Anyway, there's another pud-petrifying appearance by Jennifer Luv and it's always a pleasure seeing Alicia Rhodes porked. One bad thing about the latter scene was catching the action through a bed frame. I hate that. Finally, there's Jamie Brooks gettin' boinked and don't miss her beneath the radar because she's got it going on every time I see her get screwed. One of the top underrated babes in the biz. [Legend Video
www.legendirect.com]