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#331387 - 03/24/09 10:09 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Also got roped into watching "Twilight". Seriously? This is the sensation everyone is talking about? Are you fucking kidding me. What a piece of shit.






A-fucking-Men, it was total trash.




I had to work on the night it was released. There was a line of like 50 people and all of them were either female or whipped. The most laughable ones were the guys who shuffled up to the counter with their heads down using the softest voice they had to say that they needed two copies. Meaning not only did their wife/girlfriend have their dick in a mason jar in the pantry but they were also roped into getting a copy for their wife's/girlfriend's sister.
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#331388 - 03/24/09 02:32 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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You work at a video store? That's pathetic. How do you afford to pay for your studio apartment?

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#331389 - 03/24/09 02:37 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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You work at a video store? That's pathetic. How do you afford to pay for your studio apartment?




Says the guy who suffers various indignities for a living...
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#331390 - 03/24/09 02:46 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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You work at a video store? That's pathetic. How do you afford to pay for your studio apartment?




Asks the mope that lives with his grandparents. I would explain it to you but I think the big words like job interview and employment would go over your head.
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#331391 - 03/24/09 02:56 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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No dude, you are full on pathetic. That's the kind of job you have when your 15. If you work at a video store, then a relative is definitely supporting you.

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#331392 - 03/24/09 04:26 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Thank goodness I was able to put subtitles for Brad Pitt's pikey character.
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#331393 - 03/24/09 04:38 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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No dude, you are full on pathetic. That's the kind of job you have when your 15. If you work at a video store, then a relative is definitely supporting you.




Ryan, you take it in the ass for a living. You really think that's a better job?

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#331394 - 03/24/09 04:58 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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No dude, you are full on pathetic. That's the kind of job you have when your 15. If you work at a video store, then a relative is definitely supporting you.




Ryan, you take it in the ass for a living. You really think that's a better job?




lol Since when is Flacido a hater of the working man?. Ohh..that's right. sorry Ryan.


Three things that also make Ryan jealous..

Dogs licking their own ass.

Roadkill that gets picked up in less than a day.

Sun dried shit that doesn't stink.




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#331395 - 03/24/09 05:58 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Ryan is just jealous because for the piss test I took to get my job was not a taste test.
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#331396 - 03/24/09 06:14 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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In the world of mopes I wonder what is considered to be a higher status job? Getting assfucked, pissed on, or being in a bukkake/gukkon scene?

Yeah this thread got derailed. It should be back on track once one of us checks out a movie.
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#331397 - 03/24/09 08:22 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Ryan is just jealous because for the piss test I took to get my job was not a taste test.




You wear a name tag. That sais it all.

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#331398 - 03/24/09 08:45 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#331399 - 03/25/09 06:48 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Ryan is just jealous because for the piss test I took to get my job was not a taste test.




You wear a name tag. That sais it all.




Name tag is to toe tag what rock is to scissors.
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#331400 - 03/25/09 07:05 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Dammit Knox, don't derail the movie thread or I'll beat the piss out of, and off of you.

Saw this one for the 4th time last night. It's a lot of fun for a musical and there's a shit-ton of blood and gore.



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#331401 - 03/25/09 07:29 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Mad Cowgirl (2006)

Maybe I went into this with expectations that were too high. Maybe it just wasn't a good stoner movie. Either way I didn't really get into this and I tend to like movies like this. I'll give it another shot today and see if it holds my interest.




I also checked out The Strangers and wasn't expecting much from it once I realized Liv Tyler was in it. Boy was I wrong! This movie gave me quite a few good jolts and I really liked it.


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#331402 - 03/25/09 07:44 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I also checked out The Strangers and wasn't expecting much from it once I realized Liv Tyler was in it. Boy was I wrong! This movie gave me quite a few good jolts and I really liked it.




It was pretty awesome right?? I got a screener a long time ago and put off watching it for a month or so thinking it would be another crappy "The Grudge"/Japanese horror knockoff, but I was pleasantly surprised when I finally watched it.

The part that really creeped me out was how the "strangers" had no motive and they didn't elaborate on the characters at all.

"Why are you doing this to us?!?!"

"Because you were home."
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#331403 - 03/25/09 07:51 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I totally agree.

If you liked The Strangers you might want to check out Angst (1983).

Same kind of deal with a home invasion with no real motive except Angst is scarier.
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#331404 - 03/25/09 09:27 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Mad Cowgirl (2006)

Maybe I went into this with expectations that were too high. Maybe it just wasn't a good stoner movie. Either way I didn't really get into this and I tend to like movies like this. I'll give it another shot today and see if it holds my interest.





I hated that film. Didn't even finish it.
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#331405 - 03/25/09 11:05 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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ewwww has anybody seen Cannibal Holocaust?
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#331406 - 03/25/09 11:18 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I mentioned it a few posts ago, yes. It's one of my favorites.


Edited by conquistador (03/25/09 11:20 AM)
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#331407 - 03/25/09 11:32 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Crazy movie dude, crazy. When he slices that muskrat (or whatever) up the belly and it screeches and looks at him. ugghhhh.
Is it really a true story?
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#331408 - 03/25/09 11:38 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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No, but they made people think it was. They even paid the actors to lay low after the film came out, people thought they had died.

It paved the way for other reality horror stuff, the only one off the top of my head is Blair Witch Project.

I really dislike the animal violence in that movie. I think the version I have has them cutting up a turtle as well.

If you're interested just do a search, there has been TONS of stuff written about that movie.
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#331409 - 03/25/09 12:57 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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^^^Thanks, I had no idea it was so well-known. I had never even heard of it, I thought it was some sort of underground movie. My b/f bought it for like 30 bucks.

I remember the turtle. The horror! And the guts! bleh!
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#331410 - 03/25/09 01:02 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#331411 - 03/25/09 01:14 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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lol Cleetus, he loves that shit. I didn't know I was dating such a sick fuck.

Ok, I won't derail anymore.
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#331412 - 03/25/09 01:25 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Ask him about the "Guinea Pig" movies, please.

You'll love those.
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#331413 - 03/25/09 01:34 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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lol, ask who? Guinea pig movies? I am afraid to ask.
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#331414 - 03/25/09 01:37 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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"Flower of Flesh and Blood" is the most well known one.

People thought it was real, it's very well done.

It's been a long time since I've watched the others.

About the Guinea Pig series.


Edited by conquistador (03/25/09 01:37 PM)
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#331415 - 03/25/09 01:42 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Grave of the Fireflies


Kickass movie, so sad, wonderfull animi.
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#331416 - 03/25/09 01:49 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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"Flower of Flesh and Blood" is the most well known one.

People thought it was real, it's very well done.

It's been a long time since I've watched the others.

About the Guinea Pig series.




Charlie Sheen thought it was a real snuff movie. I think it's really gory but doesn't seem realistic to me at all. More proof that Charlie Sheen's brain is being rotted away by syphilis.

If you like those movies Conquistador you should check out anything by Olaf Ittenbach if you haven't already. I've only seen youtube clips myself but they are fucking unreal.
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#331417 - 03/25/09 01:54 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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No dude, you are full on pathetic. That's the kind of job you have when your 15. If you work at a video store, then a relative is definitely supporting you.




When you're in your late forties and can no longer do fuck flicks to support your meth habbit you're going to have the same kind of job, or two, or three, if you're lucky. You make fun of low level workers but I doubt you even have enough life skills to be able to handle that kind of job for more than a week knox. Maybe if you're really lucky you can find work in one of those "young sluts with old farts" websites.
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#331418 - 03/25/09 09:23 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Dammit Knox, don't derail the movie thread or I'll beat the piss out of, and off of you.




You aren't going to do anything like that really.
Here's a Hum-dinger:

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#331419 - 03/25/09 09:28 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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When you're in your late forties and can no longer do fuck flicks to support your meth habbit you're going to have the same kind of job, or two, or three, if you're lucky. You make fun of low level workers but I doubt you even have enough life skills to be able to handle that kind of job for more than a week knox. Maybe if you're really lucky you can find work in one of those "young sluts with old farts" websites.




I doubt I'll be lucky enough for any of that shit but I am a Sagitarius. And honestly, I think a week itself is stretching it.

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#331420 - 03/26/09 06:09 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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This is a classic. Jeff can we get this in an Anniversary Blu-Ray edition?


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#331421 - 03/26/09 03:10 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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This is more up your alley:

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#331422 - 03/26/09 03:33 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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But it was your pivotal role. No one, absolutely no one plays a urinal cake as well as you do.

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#331423 - 03/26/09 04:22 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Its quite difficult to pull it off as genuine and authentic as the cakes engraved with your family crest.

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#331424 - 03/26/09 05:01 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Ahhhh, I see some one has them a butt-full of jealous hurt going on. Don't worry you will always be my number one bitch Ryan.

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#331425 - 03/26/09 09:14 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#331426 - 03/26/09 11:44 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#331427 - 03/26/09 11:45 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Grave of the Fireflies


Kickass movie, so sad, wonderfull animi.
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#331428 - 03/27/09 02:07 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#331429 - 03/27/09 02:41 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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^^^
Was that as awesome as it looks?
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#331430 - 03/27/09 03:07 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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^^^
Was that as awesome as it looks?




Let me guess, the movie is about Nazis who were trapped in the snow or in the ice and someone from the tourists/climbers did something that the Nazi's got defrosted.

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#331431 - 03/27/09 03:22 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#331432 - 03/27/09 03:38 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Blindness - 7/10. Lord of the Flies in a new jacket. Nice, but not more than that.
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#331433 - 03/27/09 05:47 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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^^^
Was that as awesome as it looks?





I'd give it maybe 3 out of 5 stars. It would have been over 4 stars, if there weren't so many funny moments. The gore effects used too much CGI. I'd say check it out for yourself, though. There's plenty of action and gore.

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#331434 - 03/27/09 05:50 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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^^^
Was that as awesome as it looks?




Let me guess, the movie is about Nazis who were trapped in the snow or in the ice and someone from the tourists/climbers did something that the Nazi's got defrosted.




The Nazis were zombies in this movie.

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#331435 - 03/27/09 07:50 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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MK: Thanks. I've seen the trailer and it looked great. Of course I was also playing Left4Dead about 8 hours a day at that point.
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#331436 - 03/27/09 08:59 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Another classic Nazi Zombie movie - Shock Waves, with Peter Cushing. Still looking for the DVD.



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