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Went today and it just suck ass. It was basically filled with new girls, old people and tera patrick. I saw sydnee steele, dear lord, someone needs to lay off the tanning bed, it was like a rastafarian sydnee steele, all she was missing was the dreads and a 14 foot spliff. I did notice one thing, whever some moron want a picture of a porn star the majority of poses they pulled was the tongue between the two fingers, the international sign for eating pussy, is this in the porn stars contract or something?, do they always have to do it, like when boxers are promoting fights they always have to have clenched fists in a fighting stance. It was far too bright in there, half of the people there i didn't want to get a clear view of but it was unavoidable under 400 volt lights, it was like the lights they use to flush out terrorists from a building they have taken over. Only highlight was when i walked past spyder jones and did the brush and grab to his member, he didn't seem to notice or maybe he did but he didn't say anything. It stunk bad enough that im thinking of blowing tommorrow off.



P.S Didn't get to see angelica knight that stunk and i didn't even get a sight of swami which was good. Take the good with the bad i guess.




You made an ofensive gesture at Evan Sienfeld/Spyder Jones,and he actually let you live to tell about it?!

Sounds like they made the place brighter on purpose to allow more of those amateur photographer fans to run amuck and snap their photos everywhere(hey---that's what a porn convention is all about).

And---if there were younger,newer stars everywhere,at least it couldn't have been all bad(still depressed that I didn't get to go,though--- ) .

Can't wait to see you running loose at the next AVN Expo,Monkey,for that'll be quite an experience for everybody here to fully witness in person.