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#332237 - 02/21/11 07:30 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#332238 - 02/21/11 08:07 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#332239 - 02/21/11 05:20 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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lol@gummo probably the only movie to have glue sniffing hick kids that fuck a hooker with downs.
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#332240 - 02/22/11 05:24 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Since there were no good guys in this movie, [Western Allies] I found myself rooting for the German sniper.


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#332241 - 02/22/11 05:29 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Welcome back Coke.

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#332242 - 03/03/11 12:38 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Re size your pictures man. You aint Conq and this aint a Panzer thread.




We always watch people fucking other people around here, this is a little tale of how we got fucked.

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Is it cool to pirate here if it aint porn?? If not, somebody piss in the gutter to wake up a mod.


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#332243 - 03/03/11 01:40 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Ang directed and real sex [not gonzo though]


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#332244 - 03/03/11 02:20 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Used to date an east Asian lady, early 40s, with the body many 25 Caucasian women would envy. Finestkind.

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#332245 - 03/05/11 09:08 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Spent Saturday with her. Kept me away from XPT.

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#332246 - 03/06/11 04:14 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Spent Saturday with her. Kept me away from XPT.




i've heard all i need to about this broad, ivor. i like her and hope things workout for all of us.
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#332247 - 03/06/11 01:15 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#332248 - 03/06/11 01:16 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Took me forever to download because it is Blu-Ray quality:


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#332249 - 03/06/11 01:47 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Titty flix are a cheap imitation of the real thing. Give me the undiluted fuck and suck any day of the week.

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#332250 - 03/08/11 02:28 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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all the haters should watch this.
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#332251 - 03/08/11 06:45 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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How come stupid people think that "hater" is some kind of insult. It mean I fucking hate you and you are a piece of shit. It's not insulting to me, it's insulting to you for bring a piece of shit.

Can anyone explain this? Frankie?
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#332252 - 03/08/11 07:23 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Dude, what are you going through withdrawls from?
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#332253 - 03/21/11 09:29 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#506783 - 04/19/11 12:10 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Just watched this Russian movie about the Soviet boy band from the late 80s. Its pretty cool because you dont have to pay foor it and the whole movie is streaming.

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#506784 - 04/19/11 12:16 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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And just started watching another Russian movie about the Russian financial pyramid scheme guy


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#518013 - 05/09/11 12:30 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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#518024 - 05/09/11 07:26 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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This weekend.
Salt
Daybreakers
The lady and the monster
Creature from the Black Lagoon
Winter's bones -recommended
The Hurt Locker
plus
The Killing -tv
Camelot-tv
Game of thrones-tv
I was lazy as fuck this weekend.
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#518055 - 05/09/11 07:39 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: backdoorman]
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not as a good as i remember or maybe ive seen it too many times.


was really into it the first hour with all the comic book style stuff going on but it got a little redundant after that.overall its a good movie with some good laughs.


caught this randomly this morning on hbo.this is definitely from the same people that brought you napolean dynomite.if it wasnt for the reference of an email youd think this was in the late 70s early 80s in some random redneck town by the way everyones dressed and how weird they are.theres a few decent laughs so give it a watch but dont buy it.
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#518127 - 05/10/11 10:05 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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FastFive with lines like, "When your life is on the line, that's when you learn about yourself."
Thanks, Vin Diesel....thanks.

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#518170 - 05/10/11 04:46 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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All right enough of this shit. How the fuck do you use the file manager.


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#518171 - 05/10/11 04:47 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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I see now.
....no I don't . How do you get the jpg to appear ? Fuck this . I did it another way earlier and it seemed to work but the file manager thing isn't.


Edited by backdoorman (05/10/11 04:51 PM)
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#518172 - 05/10/11 04:53 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: backdoorman]
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#518174 - 05/10/11 04:57 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Show off. Now how the fuck do you do it? PM me.

Wait...all you did was hot link wasn't it ?


Edited by backdoorman (05/10/11 04:58 PM)
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#518194 - 05/10/11 06:10 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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A Serious Man, Coen brothers.
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#518227 - 05/11/11 03:50 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Blow Out by De Palma

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#518736 - 05/18/11 03:42 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Claude Goddard]
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good and funny sometimes.plus theres this:




very dark japanese movie about a mass wave of group suicides in japan.dont want to give too much away so just go watch it.i still need to pick this up:


oh and the music from the pleasure room song was sampled in the leak bros song dead.






not bad for a kids movie.usually these animated movies really suck.

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#518739 - 05/18/11 05:26 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Battle: Los Angeles.

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#518752 - 05/19/11 01:32 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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"That Was Then... This is Now."
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#518762 - 05/19/11 03:49 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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"Half Moon".
Tori Black plays a hooker out to rob a trick on orders from her pimp.
Said trick turns into a werewolf and bites her.
2/5

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#519229 - 05/25/11 03:22 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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I watched "Yellowbeard"(1983). I always forget how great that flick is.


"Never trust a woman or a government"

"She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived"

Betty: Well, it's been awhile since we had a little cuddle.
Yellowbeard: I raped ya, if that's what you mean.
Betty: Okay. It was half-cuddle, half-rape.

"If there's one thing I've learned, it's learning things never taught me nuthin'. And books is the worst. "
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#519235 - 05/25/11 04:14 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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"Dying's the easy way out. You won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die!"



I had a thing for Stacey Nelkin after "Up the Academy".



Anyway .... always, ALWAYS, always kneel up wind of the Queen ....
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#519256 - 05/25/11 06:40 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Hesher.

pretty good. not as good as i wanted it to be. we don't learn much about hesher and not in that mysterious protagonist way. his presence in the house causes some changes to the kid, but hesher didn't seemed changed by the kid.

1. i kept a running tally mentally about how much money hesher costs everyone
2. gordon whatever levitt (hesher), youre fine as fuck and all in that hot mess way but put a fucking shirt on. shirtless most of the movie just got old fast.

and natalie portman you ain't foolin anyone in your state issued reading glasses. lets get someone ugly to play the plain jane for once.
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#519270 - 05/25/11 08:00 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cum Stains]
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Originally Posted By: Cum Stains
and natalie portman you ain't foolin anyone in your state issued reading glasses. lets get someone ugly to play the plain jane for once.


Ah. The hollywood answer to unattractive. Cute hottie in thick-framed glasses.

Every girl is just contacts, a tube-top and a comb-out from a princess.
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#519271 - 05/25/11 08:20 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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To Catch A Thief (1955) directed by Alfred Hitchcock.

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#519272 - 05/25/11 08:27 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Grace Kelly was HOT.

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#519280 - 05/25/11 09:58 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Yesterday I finished watching two movies on the same novel:

1986's Manhunter.
2002's Red Dragon.

Michael Mann directed Manhunter which was a Miami Vice feel to it.

I don't recognize the other director, so I won't mention him. But, Red Dragon is more focused on Hopkins' Lecter.

Brian Cox's Lecter isn't very memorable let alone scary.

Tom Noonan looks more the part than Ralph Fiennes. I found him scarier. But, Fiennes has a great scene with Philip Seymour Hoffman, whose Lounds [the reporter] is far sleezier.

The first time I saw the '86 film, I didn't know Joan Allen. I thought she might really be blind. I found Watson too comfortable in her blindness, but the director wanted that.

Kim Greist, who I first knew from "Brazil", is bitchier than Mary-Louise Parker [whose cute nose I adore].

Dennis Farina & Harvey Keitel are both good as the pressuring FBI supervisors. Each in his own style.

Both William Petersen and Ed Norton play the traumatized ex-FBI agent well.

For me, the remake scores the win because of the reprised roles of Lechter and Chilton from "Silence of the Lambs". They are barely noticed in the '86 version.
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#519493 - 05/28/11 06:33 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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#519494 - 05/28/11 06:48 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Did you submit a review to the site?

They are offering prizes, like Jeeps with flashing lights, I mean, HD TVs and home theater systems you know.

Or would that open you to extradition and gulag?
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#519502 - 05/29/11 12:26 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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Jackass 3D....in 2D.

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#519518 - 05/29/11 01:24 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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I watched Burton's Alice in Wonderland.

The girl who played Alice was painfully unattractive.

It's an interesting Hollywood stereotype where they try to sell us unattractive women as maybe less attractive but compensated with other valuable qualities like industriousness and intelligence. Somehow, in their model, being attractive precludes these attributes.

To me, the thing the unattractive women have most in common with men is that I have no sexual interest in either.

So, put this girl in the dumpster with Sarah Jessica Parker, Dana Dearmond and all the other pigs with lipstick.
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#519541 - 05/29/11 09:18 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
Jerkules Offline
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SJP is the ugliest chick Hollywood tries to shove down your throat as being hot.
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#519557 - 05/30/11 03:25 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
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JIMI HENDRIX: THE UNCUT STORY. Great documentary on Hendrix produced by the BBC.

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#519569 - 05/30/11 12:32 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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#519598 - 05/30/11 05:59 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
I watched Burton's Alice in Wonderland.

The girl who played Alice was painfully unattractive.

It's an interesting Hollywood stereotype where they try to sell us unattractive women as maybe less attractive but compensated with other valuable qualities like industriousness and intelligence. Somehow, in their model, being attractive precludes these attributes.

To me, the thing the unattractive women have most in common with men is that I have no sexual interest in either.

So, put this girl in the dumpster with Sarah Jessica Parker, Dana Dearmond and all the other pigs with lipstick.

anne hathaway was in that and shes pretty hot.

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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#519605 - 05/30/11 06:18 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: frankie fatale]
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But, she didn't play Alice. Some girl with a -ska ending did.

Anne played the White Queen. And, they did their best to dull her hotness by having her play it very stiff and quirky.
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#519606 - 05/30/11 06:21 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched? [Re: Cleetus VanDamme]
Jerkules Offline
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I thought that was all she played.
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