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#329793 - 05/19/08 11:15 AM
I fucking hate Victoria Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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No, it's not a porn whore. It's a stupid, pointless holiday where we honour some dead cunt who nobody voted for: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_DayAfter loading all my shit up and getting to my gym, I find its doors are locked. Getting psyched up to work out and the having this happen makes me angry. The grocery store is closed too. So's a bunch of other shit. Fuck you, you fucking dumb Queen and fuck Canadian politicians for not growing a pair and dumping the Royal Family forever...
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#329795 - 05/19/08 11:44 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/23/08
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Fuck you Cleetus this is why here in quebec we hate english people like you, the french drop this royal shit long time ago.
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#329798 - 05/19/08 01:24 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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Fuck you Cleetus this is why here in quebec we hate english people like you, the french drop this royal shit long time ago.
And arrogance coupled with a lack of a sense of humour is why many english feel the same... if you can't take a little shit chucking you will not last long here, and in life I'd wager.
This english VS french thing pisses me the fuck off. We get it your French, your distinct, you make great poutine... now shut the fuck up! Be contributing members of the Country or go fucking find another one.
BTW, I love having my May TWO-FOUR weekend... whatever the excuse. 
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#329799 - 05/19/08 01:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Hey lance- is this going to be worth watching? CBS Elitexc Saturday Night Fights. I have never heard of that promotion.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080519/ap_en_tv/people_frank_shamrock
Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (05/19/08 01:32 PM)
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#329800 - 05/19/08 01:35 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i fucking hate victoria beckham
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#329803 - 05/19/08 01:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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Thanks Lance- they do have some names i recognize and want to see. i hope cbs does a decent job promoting this and it gets decent ratings.
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#329805 - 05/19/08 02:29 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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actually, i hate criss angel more. witness.
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#329806 - 05/19/08 02:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Don't know him (is it a 'him'?).
As far as I'm concerned, he can be Bornyo's next target for practicing. Start at the knees, please.
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#329807 - 05/19/08 02:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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actually, i hate criss angel more. witness.
I agree and what the fuck is he wearing. When he first came around he was humble but now he's a superstar. 
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#329808 - 05/19/08 02:41 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i know, right? complete douchebag now. it's a shame, he had potential.
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#329809 - 05/19/08 03:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Is this Criss Angel the Magician? He's a nobody outside the US, I guess?
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#329810 - 05/19/08 03:02 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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yes, that's him. he's a nobody here, too. apparently no one told him, though.
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#329813 - 05/19/08 05:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Hey moron we found this country... 
Actually Patrice, the Scandinavians did.
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And if we leave how can you get all these nice french pussys and there not anal retentive like anglo-canadian dog faced girls. Now I don't want to start a language war because we all know it's useless but you have to admit that the best girls are here and we are the meca of north america for escorts and strip joint just ask Brendon Iron...
Yeah, tons of really top-drawer French whores up there...Lanny Barbie doing lesbian incest porn with her sister Kimberly Franklin, fugly Cristine Young, not to mention skinny whores like Melissa Doll and Amylee Richards who can sleep in Venetian blinds.
Please regale us with more tales of Quebec...about the great playoff run of the Habs this season, about the "Cheating Diques" aka the Colorado Avalanche.
According to the Racial Slur Database, I'm allowed to call you any of the following:
Froggie
51st Stater
Bay Frog
Hoser
Ice Nigger
Moose Fucker
Pineback
Puck Chaser
Cankee
Don Cherry's Urinal
Failed Country
Seriously, America hates you
the rest of Canada hates you
France hates you.
Who the fuck likes Quebec? 
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#329814 - 05/19/08 05:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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You forgot 'Pepsi'!!
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#329816 - 05/19/08 06:39 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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Found this country eh? Dude learn history... but if you really wanna take that route you lost the war to keep it... historically losing factions have been killed, banished, or enslaved... we gave you a province and we have yet to hear the end of it... 
Open Minded... riiiight... you have laws that force businesses to use French as the predominant language on signs, menus just about everything!!! If they don't they get fined and can lose their business. Fucking Language Police are nearly as retarded as religious police like you may find in Iran. Even your child's name must be approved by the QC government if they are born there! Holy Shit stupidity!
At French Catholic Schools in Ontario you can be detained, suspended and even expelled for speaking English... on a lunch break... Sorry dude that is not a very open minded attitude. Can't say the same for speaking French in schools in ANY part of the Country.
For the Record I am actually French in my heritage, and 90% of my family speaks it daily, and I visit Quebec regularly and have lots of friends there. Most of whom are over the whole "We are French and we are superior!" attitude. So I can safely say to the rest of the people on this board, not all Quebecois are as brain damaged as you are.
Edited by lance69 (05/19/08 06:41 PM)
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#329818 - 05/19/08 07:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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actually, i hate criss angel more. witness.
Criss Angel makes me embarasssed to be Greek. Also, something I noticed a while back... In the bit where he pulls the woman in half, is that Spring Thomas doing a fake Russian accent? See at 1:45: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/152624/criss_angel_and_half_a_woman/
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#329821 - 05/20/08 01:11 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
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Loc: British Colombia
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So thats where you get that frog look 
Is this your father...
Look Lance I don't want to start a political war here; I am not even french, just admit that french pussy is better, if you say that you visit here you must have notice that.
I love French girls who in their right mind would dispute that... in fact I've recently fell in lust with miss nude Quebec during her recent visit here. The fact that we could barely speak to each other didn't stop us from  , nor did it hinder us from hanging out without tearing down each others cultures. Harmeless shit chucking is one thing, but making a; French is better than hanglish dispute is sooo fucking boring....
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#329822 - 05/20/08 04:37 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#329823 - 05/20/08 05:37 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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Every time I hear someone mention French Canada, I immediately think of this South Park episode. Classic. 
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#329825 - 05/20/08 09:22 PM
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#329826 - 05/20/08 11:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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By the way Lara Roxxx was infected by an American douchebag that got it by doing tranies bareback in Rio 
And she was still esputido enuf to let him fuck her anyway...what a stupid Canuckcle.
Do you Zwiebeck douchebags still understand the concept of "douchebag?" Obviously you havent't.
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#329828 - 05/21/08 03:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Come up here, Willie. Your dollar is in the shitter and The Kwazy Kwistians are gonna take over after Obama gets assassinated. You won't even get busted for smoking pot...
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#329829 - 05/21/08 05:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Canadian beer sucks, I won't even drink the Canadian made Sapporo or Asahi. They pick their green to early too, it's always trimmed too close to the bud. Otherwise I'm sure it's a fine place, in the summer.
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#329831 - 05/21/08 09:29 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
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Loc: British Colombia
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I like Trailer Park Boys, Hockey and Rush
I knew you'd come through for us Cleetus...
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#329832 - 05/21/08 09:33 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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Now, now...no need to fight our icy neighbors to the north when we know the real enemy is to the south.
ps: Rush rules.
Edited by Vizzle (05/21/08 09:34 AM)
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#329833 - 05/21/08 09:55 AM
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