No, it's not a porn whore. It's a stupid, pointless holiday where we honour some dead cunt who nobody voted for:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Day
After loading all my shit up and getting to my gym, I find its doors are locked. Getting psyched up to work out and the having this happen makes me angry. The grocery store is closed too. So's a bunch of other shit. Fuck you, you fucking dumb Queen and fuck Canadian politicians for not growing a pair and dumping the Royal Family forever...
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock