Here is the most sexually-focused stuff to offer.

I just noticed that he/she/it did not reply with "Yes, mistress.".

Whatever.


"Care Less: On your knees, slave.

old man river: oh my

yes, master

Care Less: Do not be shy.

old man river: What do you want me to do next?

Care Less: Nothing in particular. Or did ayou have any ideas?

"you"

old man river: Well, I am on my knees in front of you ...

Care Less: I am not part of that picture, at least not on thiis end.

"this"

old man river: Maybe it would be better if we changed positions

Care Less: From where where to?

old man river: Get on your knees

Care Less: That would be a role change. No, thank you.

old man river: Then stand above me

Care Less: And I am not that interested in role play apart from some humourous remarks.

old man river: oh well, it was worth a try

Care Less: You and your hope.

old man river: You and your cynicism

The nice indirect assumption ...

Care Less: Who fares better?

old man river: We define "better" differently, I suspect

Grabbing a cup of coffee and hitting the bathroom

not in that order

Care Less: There is hope for you yet.

old man river: so there is hope in this chat ...

Care Less: Maybe.

old man river: Hedging your bets I see

Care Less: Detachment is stronger.

Than the need to weaken anything typed. It can be entertaining whatsoever.

old man river: Yes, it can. Jumping back, what was the nice indirect assumption?

Care Less: You thought about it already.

old man river: Yes, I did. But what I think and what you meant to imply are often two completely different concepts sometimes

Care Less: I doubt it is in this case.

old man river: It is probably not a good idea to discuss sexual issues like this

Care Less: What are the topics you are interested in then?

old man river: Anything other than sex because it leads my mind astray.

Well not astray.

Quite the opposite, actually.

Care Less: On track?

old man river: Focused

Care Less: Concentrated?

old man river: Sure

Care Less: Tell me about the bees, doctor Warne.

The birds are also involved somehow.

old man river: Your are quite the sadist

You're

Care Less: That might be just a rumour. And why would I be a sadist?

old man river: You are torturing me so

And it is Dr. Bert, if you haven't noticed

Care Less: As if you did not like it. Stop complaining.

old man river: I never stated that I wasn't the masochist

It is an appropriate fit

(double negative but get the point)

If you had a webcam, you would see me smiling

I believe my bird and your bees need no telling...

Care Less: Language is more than basic mathematical operations. Where do the babies come from?

old man river: Your ovaries

Care Less: In your mind perhaps.

old man river: I have no ovaries in my mind.

Care Less: How disappointing for your family plans.

old man river: I find my testicles to be more productive towards any family plans

Care Less: Liar.

old man river: Pants on fire

I am more than happy to prove my virility to you

Care Less: In which way?

old man river: In any way you find comfortable and non-threatening

Care Less: Do you have any suggestions?

old man river: If you are able to access a computer with a microphone, I would suggest starting with googletalk

Care Less: I am not. You could like the piece Want by Recoil.

old man river: The other option would be telephone

Care Less: I already heard your voice - or some voice. And telephones have something revealing about them.

old man river: That is the exact point

However, if you find this to be too revealing, I will defer to your suggestion

Care Less: It is. And what would you have done anyway?

old man river: It would be premature for me say

as I honestly don't know

I would probably be nervous and speechless

Care Less: Why?

old man river: Because of my feelings and the drive

Even if I wasn't submissive by nature, you have and I want

which places you in a distinct position of power of me

So there is the fear of displeasing you, desiring to make a good impression, amongst other motivations directed towards the same goal

Care Less: Which would be what?

old man river: you

Care Less: Me. How?

old man river: I want you

I desire you

Care Less: You desire my intellect.

old man river: More than that at this point

Care Less: You desire me carnally.

old man river: More than that at this point

Care Less: You desire me wholesomely.

old man river: More than that at this point

But those three would be a good start

I would like to converse with you in person

Verbally, accentuated by intonation and body language.

Beyond text.

I would like to know what your hand feels like in mine

I would like to look into your eyes with only silence between us

What would I see if I did look into your eyes?

Nothing?

Forever?

Care Less: You are quite the longing one.

old man river: For you, I am

Care Less: You would see what you want to see in my eyes - an effect very common.

old man river: Ever the relativist

Care Less: Ever fond of isms.

old man river: There are certain asms I favor

Care Less: Right. Spasms.

old man river: Of course, spasms

Care Less: You seem to be less fulfilled by your work than you stated several times. Once you admitted it.

old man river: That was last week or maybe the week before

I love what I do but sometimes overextend myself

and burn out a little bit

I have refrained from discussing work as you have indicated a lack of interest in it

Care Less: You manage people. Nothing special.

old man river: That is one way to look at it

Care Less: The good, help and easing part is another one

old man river: That is another way to look at it

Care Less: Well, I honestly do not really care what you type you do. It might be correct, as you claim, it might not - I am not able or interested in verifying it. Therefore it is not relevant for me.

old man river: How did we get to this point? I was just about to discuss my carnal fantasies

Care Less: You can still.

old man river: Well they involve you so I am not sure

Care Less: Detachment. Get in there.

old man river: I checked a few of those titles you mentioned earlier, including Max Hardcore and Meatholes

The anger doesn't do it for me

Neither does the degradation or spit/piss/vomit

But some of the other acts definitely turned me on, especially in relation to you

Care Less: I have time.

I took it.

old man river: And you would take my cock as well

Care Less: It would depend on its feathers.

old man river: It would be plucked free

The easier to slide it and out of course

I want you to gag on it, not pluck hairs out from in between your teeth

Care Less: I see.

Did you rent the harder material? Did you see morality on the faces of the people that handed it to you? And what exactly turned you on regarding which other titles? Where are the differences?

old man river: Over the internet.

Looked at pictures and short trailer clips

And downloaded a few scenes through P2P file sharing

I wasn't turned on immediately from watching the scenes.

However, once I incorporated myself and you into them, I became wildly aroused.

Care Less: What did you watch and what happpened there?

old man river: One scene was Max and some young Latino woman on his infamous couch. It was remarkably asexual in certain aspects.

They moved through various positions, there was throat gagging

lots of fluid

Somewhere in there he did ejaculate

Difficult to tell, difficult to care

Care Less: Others? And what happened in the material you were wildly aroused by - or was it the scene you just described?

old man river: There was another scene involving Max and the only difference was the woman was a little skinnier and he wore a cowboy hat and black socks throughout the duration of the scene.

Not exciting for me until I visualized doing some of those things to you

Particularly the throat gagging

Care Less: Enlightening. Your submissive nature is limited, it seems.

old man river: It varies greatly, I have discovered

And yours?

Care Less: It is absent.

old man river: What is absent

Care Less: A submissive nature.

old man river: Good

My nature varies with my partner

Care Less: If you were submissive in general, the visualization of a Max Hardcore scene involving you and me is even more twisted - a role change is thinkable.

You would end up being the gagged one.

old man river: That is quite possible

Care Less: Interesting. Any other material you are able to name?

old man river: No, I ended up renting more mainstream porn

Care Less: It had names, I assume.

old man river: Insatiable, for the umpteenth time

Easy

Those are two of my favorites

Care Less: They are titles then. Vintage material?

old man river: Yes, from the'Golden Age'

One features Marilyn Chambers and other features Jessie St. James

Care Less: No fancy material?

old man river: No fancy material

Red Vibe Diaries

my only concession to modern porn and even that is not new

Stacy Valentine is a guilty pleasure"



Once during a chat there was only one line lost and thus not transmitted.

This however happened in a certain circumstance, eventually leading old man river to pour his/her/its heart out, going on and on about love, being alone in this world and shit.

I will search for this monologue to post it and then will be done with harvesting.