Captain Crunch fried chicken is sold at Planet Hollywood.

I haven't been to a PH in years and their website is probably some shitty flash based monstrosity, but that's their chicken finger appetizer, right? I think I had that before.

That place still exists? They closed the one here years ago, it sucked major ass.

They do suck. The only ones around and probably at tourist traps.

CareLess posted:

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old man river: The difference now is that I suddenly felt that I was talking to Marina Ann Hantzis

Care Less: Who would be who?

old man river: Apparently that is her real name
I am not sure of the spelling, I just googled it

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For Old Man River's info: you spelled Marina Ann Hantzis correct.

CareLess: I hope you get severe RSI or carpal tunnel syndrom from all the editing.

To the board: my sincere apologies for stimulating CareLess to post this crap.

Oh, yes, the herd is getting restless.

Or genuinely bored. Or both. It does not matter.

Someone mentioned the "foreplay" character of the posted material and asked about the "money shot" or so.

While the following is not the most intense shit on sale, it is a bit more explicit.

Several examples of pictures were given prior to the moment the exchange started.


"old man river: Too much peroxide, very Playboy magazine, but everything else is gorgeous

Care Less: Everything else, right.

old man river: Well she is gorgeous, no doubt about it but the hair and makeup create this Tabula Rasa which I suppose I am to project my fantasies upon.

As you can imagine, I prefer a stronger persona. Someone or something with an identity and a modicum of complexity.

Like you

Care Less: The contrast and complexity drive you into your mind.

old man river: Not into. It merely stimulates me. Also, it feeds into my submissive tendencies.

Oh wait, that is somewhat contradictory isn't it?

It stimulates my mind, my imagination. It also provides me grist for the mill, so to speak.

Or maybe you are right.

Care Less: Right is the tight, right.

old man river: Now I am seriously tempted to rub one out to you

or in you

Care Less: You are open this time.

old man river: But you are closed still

Care Less: It is not my intention or compulsion to please you.

old man river: You have made this abundantly clear LOL

Care Less: With a whole brain, sure.

old man river: Is there any other kind?

Care Less: It was a reference to your outburst. Gunshot wounds can alter the situation.

old man river: no guns in this chat, too phallic

Care Less: How contrived.

old man river: Of all the pix you linked to, which one do you resemble most closely?]

Care Less: Give it up.

old man river: will do

brief bathroom break

Ok, so what is next on the menu?

Care Less: Fisting the shit out of you until the next gluttony sets in.

old man river: Now that I am down with!

Unfortunately, I am not experienced with enemas so you may have to double glove

Care Less: An enema?

You missed the point.

old man river: I presume when you said fisting the shit out of me, you did not mean so literally.

Or maybe you did

And I missed the point

Care Less: You really missed it.

old man river: Then what did I miss?

Care Less: The literal dominace over the proverbial.

old man river: Oh, then I did get it LOL

But diverted your train of thought with a joke. Or at least attempted to.

Either way, fist away

Are you still there?

Care Less: I am.

old man river: Well the challenge has been made ...

Care Less: You mean what exactly?

old man river: assert your dominance

Care Less: I have dominance. Sure.

old man river: Nice to get that settled, then

Care Less: I will end this for now. Until sometime. Bye.

old man river: Sure. Take care"



Now resume discussing culinary delights of fast food and other nutritional mass murders.

And freestylah: Go into the next porn shop and buy some scat porn, you sissy German bitch. Nutella will not cut it.

Cunts.

Here is the most sexually-focused stuff to offer.

I just noticed that he/she/it did not reply with "Yes, mistress.".

Whatever.


"Care Less: On your knees, slave.

old man river: oh my

yes, master

Care Less: Do not be shy.

old man river: What do you want me to do next?

Care Less: Nothing in particular. Or did ayou have any ideas?

"you"

old man river: Well, I am on my knees in front of you ...

Care Less: I am not part of that picture, at least not on thiis end.

"this"

old man river: Maybe it would be better if we changed positions

Care Less: From where where to?

old man river: Get on your knees

Care Less: That would be a role change. No, thank you.

old man river: Then stand above me

Care Less: And I am not that interested in role play apart from some humourous remarks.

old man river: oh well, it was worth a try

Care Less: You and your hope.

old man river: You and your cynicism

The nice indirect assumption ...

Care Less: Who fares better?

old man river: We define "better" differently, I suspect

Grabbing a cup of coffee and hitting the bathroom

not in that order

Care Less: There is hope for you yet.

old man river: so there is hope in this chat ...

Care Less: Maybe.

old man river: Hedging your bets I see

Care Less: Detachment is stronger.

Than the need to weaken anything typed. It can be entertaining whatsoever.

old man river: Yes, it can. Jumping back, what was the nice indirect assumption?

Care Less: You thought about it already.

old man river: Yes, I did. But what I think and what you meant to imply are often two completely different concepts sometimes

Care Less: I doubt it is in this case.

old man river: It is probably not a good idea to discuss sexual issues like this

Care Less: What are the topics you are interested in then?

old man river: Anything other than sex because it leads my mind astray.

Well not astray.

Quite the opposite, actually.

Care Less: On track?

old man river: Focused

Care Less: Concentrated?

old man river: Sure

Care Less: Tell me about the bees, doctor Warne.

The birds are also involved somehow.

old man river: Your are quite the sadist

You're

Care Less: That might be just a rumour. And why would I be a sadist?

old man river: You are torturing me so

And it is Dr. Bert, if you haven't noticed

Care Less: As if you did not like it. Stop complaining.

old man river: I never stated that I wasn't the masochist

It is an appropriate fit

(double negative but get the point)

If you had a webcam, you would see me smiling

I believe my bird and your bees need no telling...

Care Less: Language is more than basic mathematical operations. Where do the babies come from?

old man river: Your ovaries

Care Less: In your mind perhaps.

old man river: I have no ovaries in my mind.

Care Less: How disappointing for your family plans.

old man river: I find my testicles to be more productive towards any family plans

Care Less: Liar.

old man river: Pants on fire

I am more than happy to prove my virility to you

Care Less: In which way?

old man river: In any way you find comfortable and non-threatening

Care Less: Do you have any suggestions?

old man river: If you are able to access a computer with a microphone, I would suggest starting with googletalk

Care Less: I am not. You could like the piece Want by Recoil.

old man river: The other option would be telephone

Care Less: I already heard your voice - or some voice. And telephones have something revealing about them.

old man river: That is the exact point

However, if you find this to be too revealing, I will defer to your suggestion

Care Less: It is. And what would you have done anyway?

old man river: It would be premature for me say

as I honestly don't know

I would probably be nervous and speechless

Care Less: Why?

old man river: Because of my feelings and the drive

Even if I wasn't submissive by nature, you have and I want

which places you in a distinct position of power of me

So there is the fear of displeasing you, desiring to make a good impression, amongst other motivations directed towards the same goal

Care Less: Which would be what?

old man river: you

Care Less: Me. How?

old man river: I want you

I desire you

Care Less: You desire my intellect.

old man river: More than that at this point

Care Less: You desire me carnally.

old man river: More than that at this point

Care Less: You desire me wholesomely.

old man river: More than that at this point

But those three would be a good start

I would like to converse with you in person

Verbally, accentuated by intonation and body language.

Beyond text.

I would like to know what your hand feels like in mine

I would like to look into your eyes with only silence between us

What would I see if I did look into your eyes?

Nothing?

Forever?

Care Less: You are quite the longing one.

old man river: For you, I am

Care Less: You would see what you want to see in my eyes - an effect very common.

old man river: Ever the relativist

Care Less: Ever fond of isms.

old man river: There are certain asms I favor

Care Less: Right. Spasms.

old man river: Of course, spasms

Care Less: You seem to be less fulfilled by your work than you stated several times. Once you admitted it.

old man river: That was last week or maybe the week before

I love what I do but sometimes overextend myself

and burn out a little bit

I have refrained from discussing work as you have indicated a lack of interest in it

Care Less: You manage people. Nothing special.

old man river: That is one way to look at it

Care Less: The good, help and easing part is another one

old man river: That is another way to look at it

Care Less: Well, I honestly do not really care what you type you do. It might be correct, as you claim, it might not - I am not able or interested in verifying it. Therefore it is not relevant for me.

old man river: How did we get to this point? I was just about to discuss my carnal fantasies

Care Less: You can still.

old man river: Well they involve you so I am not sure

Care Less: Detachment. Get in there.

old man river: I checked a few of those titles you mentioned earlier, including Max Hardcore and Meatholes

The anger doesn't do it for me

Neither does the degradation or spit/piss/vomit

But some of the other acts definitely turned me on, especially in relation to you

Care Less: I have time.

I took it.

old man river: And you would take my cock as well

Care Less: It would depend on its feathers.

old man river: It would be plucked free

The easier to slide it and out of course

I want you to gag on it, not pluck hairs out from in between your teeth

Care Less: I see.

Did you rent the harder material? Did you see morality on the faces of the people that handed it to you? And what exactly turned you on regarding which other titles? Where are the differences?

old man river: Over the internet.

Looked at pictures and short trailer clips

And downloaded a few scenes through P2P file sharing

I wasn't turned on immediately from watching the scenes.

However, once I incorporated myself and you into them, I became wildly aroused.

Care Less: What did you watch and what happpened there?

old man river: One scene was Max and some young Latino woman on his infamous couch. It was remarkably asexual in certain aspects.

They moved through various positions, there was throat gagging

lots of fluid

Somewhere in there he did ejaculate

Difficult to tell, difficult to care

Care Less: Others? And what happened in the material you were wildly aroused by - or was it the scene you just described?

old man river: There was another scene involving Max and the only difference was the woman was a little skinnier and he wore a cowboy hat and black socks throughout the duration of the scene.

Not exciting for me until I visualized doing some of those things to you

Particularly the throat gagging

Care Less: Enlightening. Your submissive nature is limited, it seems.

old man river: It varies greatly, I have discovered

And yours?

Care Less: It is absent.

old man river: What is absent

Care Less: A submissive nature.

old man river: Good

My nature varies with my partner

Care Less: If you were submissive in general, the visualization of a Max Hardcore scene involving you and me is even more twisted - a role change is thinkable.

You would end up being the gagged one.

old man river: That is quite possible

Care Less: Interesting. Any other material you are able to name?

old man river: No, I ended up renting more mainstream porn

Care Less: It had names, I assume.

old man river: Insatiable, for the umpteenth time

Easy

Those are two of my favorites

Care Less: They are titles then. Vintage material?

old man river: Yes, from the'Golden Age'

One features Marilyn Chambers and other features Jessie St. James

Care Less: No fancy material?

old man river: No fancy material

Red Vibe Diaries

my only concession to modern porn and even that is not new

Stacy Valentine is a guilty pleasure"



Once during a chat there was only one line lost and thus not transmitted.

This however happened in a certain circumstance, eventually leading old man river to pour his/her/its heart out, going on and on about love, being alone in this world and shit.

I will search for this monologue to post it and then will be done with harvesting.

The last excerpt, as it seems.

It features a sexual experience old man river had once. It seemed important to him/her/it.




"old man river: I have not slept with any of the young desirable women

Care to explain your statment?

Care Less: Not really.

old man river: Well you are implying something, I cannot reply if I don't know what you are insinuating

Care Less: Make assumptions then, flesh them out or do not.

old man river: It seems like you are calling me a liar

maybe not to you but to myself

Care Less: Maybe.

old man river: Nice

Care Less: Twice.

old man river: BTW, you can only mindfuck someone if they have a mind. For this reason, I am invulnerable LOL

You can't fuck empty space

Care Less: Rice, dice, lice, mice. Find your kind, fuck their mind.

old man river: Ice

Ice

Baby

Ok ok

yeesh

I will bite

Ok, they are attractive

Do I think about sex with them?

Yes, many times over

What stops me?

Ethical concerns

Legal concerns

Professional concerns

B

But the desire is there

I won't deny that

However, if given the choice between them and more satisfying sessions (your words), then I choose more satisfying sessions.

It is, by definition, more satisfying.

That may be semantics so I will rephrase your question for you

Would I prefer more sex of lesser quality or less sex of better quality.

I would opt for the latter

Of course, some people, xpt denizens come to mind, would argue that there is no such thing as worse or better sex. As long as you bust a nut, it is all good.

If that works for them, great. That is not how I function.

If I just want to come, I can masturbate

If I stop making sense, please tell me

If I start making sense, please tell me

Anyway, I have always differentiated sex anyway.

Care Less: Not yet. What would work for them?

old man river: To me at least, there is a difference between sex, fucking and making love, as corny as that may sound.

As long as the woman is brutalized, I think they would approve and ejaculate, if they are actually capable of it.

Anyway, for me , fucking is primal, instinctual. Carnal lust. Something closer to animalistic. When in heat.

Sex is perfunctory. When your goal is to get pregnant, or an old married couple doing it on their arranged monthly schedule. Maybe there is technique involved, something that requires premeditation and forethought. The mind is actively engaged and directs one's actions to achieve a specific result.

Making love, pardon the cliche, is something deeply intimate, personal and requires something more than a mere physical connection. It is unspoken, spontaneous communication of the highest level

ok bad word

but anyway, it is not dependent on technique, it does not necessarily have an end goal or specific destination

It is not premeditated.

Something more than mere physical attraction between two people.

A dialogue to express that which cannot be spoken

For this to occur in its purest form is rare

Or at least less common than fucking and having sex which are everyday occurences.

Go to any singles bar or strip club and you can see these hookups, fuck and runs.

Not that these are bad things, mind you

I have done both and have no regret, remorse, or shame \

And I plan doing both again

But I hope or aspire to something greater than that

In the end, what else is there than to love and be loved in return?

This may not be what you were specifically asking but for me, "satisfying" would, hopefully, represent some opportunity to experience that again

I don't know if you have ever been in love but I have and I remember long after my casual hookups leave my memory even if those partners were tight and toned with perky breasts, unblemished by the ravages of time.

The first true love of my life would, by the standards of popular culture, be considered disgustingly ugly. She was beautiful in my eyes. I could recite all the qualities that made her special in my eyes. But in the end, all the matters is that I loved her

And that made all the difference.

To this day, I can remember the first time I was inside of her. I remember the moments that preceded our kissing.

I remember the weather that afternoon

I remember the pants I pulled down off her

I remember the way she tasted

I remember the way she moaned

I remember the way she came

I will carry these memories with me for the rest of my life

I easily forget the sex I have had since then

Even if some of these women could be called "hot" or "smoking".

Even if they knew how to "suck dick" or whatever.

Just another gonzo chick willing to do something nasty and freaky.

Wonderful.

I don't mean to knock it, it most certainly does have its place

In my life at least

I would not necessarily turn it down if presented with the opportunity.

But there would be little to no resonance

No transcendance

Physically pleasurable without a doubt

but those will fade or be succeeded by another physical pleasure for these are replaceable , they can be duplicated

Like a potato chip

Or a Michael Bay film

Sorry for rambling so

sorry

Care Less: Sorrow seems to have a place in your mind in your place in this world. I triggered something.

old man river: yes, of course you did

you usually do

that is why I chat with you

Care Less: I see.

old man river: Though I am not sorrowful

Just not in love at the moment

and know that it is something I hope to find

eventually

Maybe I need to repeat what I stated before

I find you stimulating, challenging,elightening and illuminating.

This is good

Care Less: This is text.

old man river: Words are deeds

The Bible is also just text

So is the Koran

and the Talmud

Care Less: And the rest of sectic grails.

old man river: I hope I didn't frighten you with the um, passion, of my posts. Not my intent, obviously.

But I hope it dispels any doubt you may have had about the veracity of my prior responses.

Care Less: Somewhat.

old man river: Somewhat?

Care Less: Yes. I still find it most interesting that you can consider someone attractive you never met and who could be living next door or in another state, be male or female or anywhere in between, could be fourteen or fourty-five years old and seem to be willing to "pour your heart out" to that person, or have an eloquent imagination.

old man river: No offense, but I did not mean that I found you physically attractive. It is your intellect that I find attractive. There is a considerable difference, obviously.

Whether you live next door or in another state bears nothing upon this fact

Neither does your age

Care Less: I implied that.

old man river: Ok

I presume your memory is better than mine

I just took you at your word, or implication of this.

If I recall correctly, I stated earlier that I like you. I believe that I used all caps to denote this.

It is much easier to pour your heart out to someone you don't know and doesn't know you as there is less chance for repercussions

or emotional consequences

This is text

If I told you something that I later came to regret, well I can always walk away. As can you. Two ships in the night passing.

Yeesh you type slow

Please use fingers other than your thumbs

You do have opposable digits, right?

You do not work as a stenographer during the day

Care Less: I would have to read the chat, as capitalized text was not transmitted stating what you described. I asked for you to transmit it again, since it did not make any sense. However, the secondtime you entered it it was not capitalized. Slow text.

With occasoinal gaps.

"occasional"

old man river: your age, gender, location has no bearing on the actual content of your posts which is what I am responding to

I does color my perception of you but not your intelligence and wit

Whether you are male or female does not change the fact that I have been provoked by some of your comments to think about my own beliefs and re examine certain beliefs

getting late, making more mistakes

Care Less: Write about what you thaought about a second time due to what I wrote.

old man river: could you please clarify or rephrase that request, not sure what you are asking for

Care Less: What did you doubt after chatting with me?

old man river: i am not sure if doubt is the right word but

for example, you raised an interesting point much earlier on

expressing a correlation between the false perceptions of female frigidity and male sexual predatorship

I certainly did not think them linked

I did not think them as false, necessarily

exaggerated maybe but not false

I stand corrected on this or at least moved from my earlier perceptions

upon further reflection

Care Less: Well, clichés of the sexes upholding themselves are too obvious to not be noticed.

old man river: jumping back a bit ... Why should I not "pour my heart out". Is there a reason I should afraid? What could possibly be done with this information? Even if I gave you my name and phone number, so what? What exactly could you do with it? How could i be hurt or harmed or even affected in the slightest by telling you these things? Not that I suspect you of having ulterior motivess but even if you did, so what? People tell me far more intimate details of their lives every day. And? While I am bound the doctor-patient confidentiality rules

What can I do with this information?

They 'trust' me not because they believe in the legal system and the rules in place to protect their privacy

They seek my counsel or find catharsis in expressing themselves to me. Quite often, there is no recourse to their situations

Even so, there is therapeutic value in talking about whatever concerns them

I could me male or female. I could be between 21 and 71. It does not make a difference, certainly not to them.

Why should it concern me, then?

It interests me but it does not concern me.

And my interest is based on curiosity and fantasy, which are completely separate motivations than the desire to express, think, debate, joke, argue, with these ideas and you 6 minutes


old man river: Please take care of that goddamn prostate next week

too much peeing, not enough posting

Care Less: Sure thing, doc."




Back to the recipe section.

Care Less wrote:

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And freestylah: Go into the next porn shop and buy some scat porn, you sissy German bitch. Nutella will not cut it.

Cunts.

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Did I hurt your feelings? Didn't know you had any feelings.

Btw, I'm not German. But that's ok; your ignorance is duly noted.

nutella is fucking tasty

old man river seems like a really nice guy. too bad he probably won't be back.

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old man river seems like a really nice guy. too bad he probably won't be back.

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agreed. whole thing was really silly and unnecessary.

And I thought my life was boring

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think it may have been far more entertaining if you had chatted to Alex Panzer and pretended to be a middle-aged woman with an enema fetish.

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damn. you should've used that idea instead of putting it out there. But yeah...who has the time really?

If you actually took time out to read all of that bullshit, you deserve the boredom/pain it caused.

Good shit.

Gawd this thread is a time capsule of awesome. Except Care Less babbling.

Here ya' go. JB and Pipe take your squabs here. There's even history and references in the above posts for confused lurkers.

You people are so boring.

Thanks for making my day, Stewie.

you're battling onlinia....
you just knew I was going to use your own line on you at some point, yes?.
I should be told to fucken deal with it. It's a fun game if you're fucken slow as fuck.

^^^Let this be a lesson to you Pipsqueak: Don't try to play sides when the grownups are having an argument. None of us enjoy that.

Utterly boring.

Lou, I do believe he's working towards it. . .

Udderly

he's not tits up. onlinia can be a motherfucker. As one of "those that battle against it" here I've seen it's dark side and the influence it has on those that think they can wield it. the pipe is just a tool like the rest of us.

Lou, you get him to admit to that and I'll cut him a modicum of slack. But only a modicum. Hell, this entiere enterprise, from is first post in this thread, is an abortive assault on "Onlinia."

[...]

I doubt he wants the slack and I'm not running the pipe account. This is xpt. Naimsayin?.

I know what you're saying but I had to offer him an out first, yes?

Alright then. Can anyone tell me what the difference is between this post:





and This post:




I know there's a few people who know what I'm talking about.

knox ramming his face into jamesn's fist after being figuratively held down and joysticked, no

fuck, i would've turned my password over to brandon right then and there too. which isnt saying much when also factoring i would plow an oven mitt if it got some heat on it.

Maybe wet it and put it in the microwave for as minute.

???????????

Every time I see "onlinia" I accidently read it as "olinka". Then I have a little laugh, tough guys.

Move along, nothing to see here. Ryan's confused as usual.

That's understandable. There's little difference between Stewie and Kate. Both keep going on and on about. . . well, nobody knows quite what, but they keep going on about it.

What was her/him/it's schtick again? Something about how there's a shortage of men on men in straight porn and the unfairness of lesbian porn being labeled gay and the complete misunderstanding that straight porn viewers don't want to see men on men action or something or another?

Proof that Stewie likes to sext with dudes.

^Yup.