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#329624 - 05/18/08 10:50 PM
Chatty Old Man River - Post For Entertainment
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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I had quite an extensive chat correspondence with XPT poster old man river.
Extensive: Chats of several hours in one sitting.
Some interesting, some boring exchanges about almost anything.
At the end, old man river wanted to have sex with me.
At least. Fucking had been the lesser option.
The transcripts are stored, unused.
I thought about posting the material for some time now, but never was bored enough to do it. Furthermore, I did not know whether there would be any entertainment value in it for enough of an audience to justify scanning the stuff for the better parts.
So now I would like to propose te following to you:
Post in this thread to signal, pretend to have, or show a lack of interest in what is described above.
It could help if you describe your motivation and interest regarding a specific topic, as it might have been covered.
Not posting here, with interest or lack thereof, will probably let the stuff stay on some hard disk to be forgotten.
It is up to you, people.
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#329625 - 05/19/08 02:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I'd say: bring it on.
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#329626 - 05/20/08 11:40 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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I suspected a lack of interest.
The following private message may encourage some to signal curiosity:
"Subject: Reply
From: old man river
Any particular reason behind this?
Other than boredom?
As you can imagine, I would prefer that our chats remain private ..."
I would not care to filter hundreds of lines of chat transcripts just for freestylah and would rather mail them to him, should he want them.
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#329627 - 05/20/08 12:04 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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how low do you have to be to post private chats?
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#329628 - 05/20/08 12:08 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Indifferent.
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#329629 - 05/20/08 12:09 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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desperate
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#329630 - 05/20/08 12:12 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Indifferent.
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#329631 - 05/20/08 12:15 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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um, let me guess, you're going to reply "indifferent" again. whatevs.
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#329632 - 05/20/08 12:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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how low do you have to be to post private chats?
Lower than a snakes belly.
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#329633 - 05/20/08 12:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Post ours, Gigi. I lost them.
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#329634 - 05/20/08 12:22 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Not really.
Welcome to The Cage on XPT, where people care and try to make a difference.
You seem more concerned than usual, which could mean that you actually care about what you typed up - privacy is to be kept - or that your general mode of operation around here is an act. Or both.
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#329635 - 05/20/08 12:24 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i don't save any of that stuff in case mr. gigi starts wondering what i do on the computer all day. once he found a picture of kurt lockwood with a penis in his mouth in my double-secret picture file, and i had a LOT of explaining to do! 
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#329637 - 05/20/08 01:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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old man river is one of those names i see with enough frequency to remember, but i couldn't tell you the first fucking thing about anything he's ever said. indifference-inspiring and generic, but why the hell not drag him around troy a few times and leave him carrion if you've got the goods. it's a slow day.
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#329638 - 05/20/08 01:37 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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:sigh:
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#329639 - 05/20/08 01:48 PM
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Just how did you get to chat with a guy who, IIRC, has posted maybe twice in the past year?
FWIW, I'm with Gigi and H2C, especially if he asked you to keep them to yourself.
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#329641 - 05/20/08 02:18 PM
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did i miss something?
If you can't tell the difference between posting a private communication and an offhand comment about epoxied titties there's something very wrong with you. But I think you can and you're just trolling.
I also think that it must have struck a nerve if you remember a 14-month old throw-away comment about a PW's bolt-ons.
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#329643 - 05/20/08 03:09 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Hypocrisy is really entertaining.
I will edit something and report back soon.
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#329644 - 05/20/08 03:12 PM
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Just how did you get to chat with a guy who, IIRC, has posted maybe twice in the past year?
So the guy thought you really were Sasha and you led him on, is that it? And now you want to post the results, even though he asked you not to.
Fuck it. Post 'em. Don't post 'em. The mere fact you suggested it says far more about you than it does him. Crying hypocrisy where none exists isn't going to change that.
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#329645 - 05/20/08 03:46 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Up to a certain point in time he - or whatever "his" gender - believed it, though that was not why I chatted with old man river, as the topic became more relevant later and surprised me somewhat.
So, Jim B., what does it tell about me, exactly?
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#329647 - 05/20/08 03:57 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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That was not new to me.
I did not really intentd to change the minds of the stubborn after some time passed.
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#329648 - 05/20/08 04:00 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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oh
so you pretend to be a girl online
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wow
i suddenly dont feel so bad about you trolling me
what do you call yourself?
an internetshemale?
a cyber femaleimpersonator?
batshit crazy ass troll?
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#329649 - 05/20/08 04:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
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hey, everyone's liable to being blown-up if they choose to extend more than a minutiae of themselves to another poster and gossip happens. risk taken by the guy, and it turned out to be truly shitty judgement. anything personal can get around and become fodder, even if you weren't guilty of choosing really bad audiences to reveal it to. i mean willie and burg went to avn and they got shit for being photographed not looking or behaving creepy or comical for fuck's sake. chickenmaster got thrown under the same bus he once drove and it was terminal for his career as a poster.
this guy's potentially going to provide us with some creepiness and hilarity and depending on how stupid and embarassing he was either learns a life-lesson or becomes a running joke here.
i like the posters i know anything oersonal about these days and i just shut the fuck up, but if someone random starts talking dirty to me they're lionfood.
cage's gotta eat,
i demand entertainment at another's expense and i'm anticipating the cringe you get watching someone get sexuslly-charged towards a stranger on the internet.
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#329650 - 05/20/08 04:20 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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jamesn, I do not know who you mean when you write about stupidity and embarrassment, but rest assured I am the one revealing nothing about my true self while extracting information from old man river - or what was expressed by the person.
Regardless if it is true or false. it is potentially entertaining.
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#329651 - 05/20/08 04:26 PM
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So, Jim B., what does it tell about me, exactly?
That you never were Sasha.
Well, I already said back in March that I was really busting his/her/its stones with the Sasha thing. The indignation with which Sashamutt protested was amusing. I also said that there were "other, equally plausible candidates, including Warped_Seed and (Queerbait,) the guy with the pedo avatars." Its recent posting of the mangled corpses in AWOP tends to support the theory that it's the latter. And, as I recall, Queerbait was fond of crying hypocrisy whenever someone called him on his posts.
Jamesn is right about revealing too much information, and I, of all people, can tell you that the burned hand teaches best. At the end of the day, though, I doubt the ramblings of some lonely old dude who thought he was talking to a PW could possibly be all that embarrassing, especially when said ramblings were obtained under false pretenses. What it really says is that Sashamutt is the kind of scumbag who would pull such a stunt.
Go ahead. Post it.
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#329652 - 05/20/08 04:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
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it's pretty clear i was referring to old man river. source: my first post.
i assume he was the one doing the heavy breathing behind the glow of an lcd, correct? that's got potential, get the fucking torpedo out of the tube and let's use his shame to bring us closer together as a community-these moments are preciously-scarce.
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#329653 - 05/20/08 04:31 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Keep fighting the good fight, Jimbo.
I am still editing.
Good stuff will come soon.
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#329656 - 05/20/08 04:35 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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That would take this far too seriously.
Relax a bit, Jimbo.
It can help.
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#329657 - 05/20/08 04:37 PM
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some things never change.
Yeah, like shitty alts projecting. Dismissed.
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#329659 - 05/20/08 04:49 PM
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I meant that maybe O.M.R fell for that he was Sasha.
Clearly. And I always got the impression that he really was a lonely older dude. Which is why it seems (to me) different from trolling, say, your average ADT fanboi. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it would have been more fun blackmailing the guy into not posting the PMs. Queerbait never was all that bright, but he was low enough to scam the elderly.
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#329660 - 05/20/08 04:53 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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gia jordan, the chats are about almost anything, making them potentially boring.
Their entertainment value is not necessarily immediate, rather compatible with a soap on television.
I will try to hurry with the material.
It will be the exact text entered without any corrections, time stamps will have been removed and the names of the two participants altered for better, more immediate understanding.
The first chat will be unabridged and rather long.
Several private messages were exchanged prior to it.
Some might actually read it.
Some miight dislike it.
Some might consider it readable.
Some might find it entertaining.
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#329661 - 05/20/08 04:57 PM
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Maybe O.M.R. is an alright guy. Care Less is pretty dull despite his self-important tone and occassional insight, so it probably isn't much to get riled up about. I really hate posts like "hey everyone, I've got dirt" then no evidence of said dirt.
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#329662 - 05/20/08 05:07 PM
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Lame thread by a lame poster. Alt ID much?
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#329663 - 05/20/08 05:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I like a good cage fight as much as anybody (no, not the gay-ass mma kind), but I would never trick someone into confiding in me via pm's just to read it aloud to the whole class to get kudos from the popular kids. That's some chump chicken shit, Care Less. Man up and start shit on the board out in the open like everyone else.
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#329665 - 05/20/08 05:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I meant O.M.R. Old Man River. I need a nap.
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#329666 - 05/20/08 05:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I figured. I was attempting to be witty and urbane. Say, didn't you post on the crazy black preacher thread? It's gone. And if I can just chime in on this thread without getting too 'out there', although I personally would never post a friendly pm from somebody , I also wouldn't write anything on the internets that I would be uncomfortable with becoming public knowledge. Just sayin'...
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#329667 - 05/20/08 05:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Care less is the queen of lame and OMR was under the delusion he was a she rather than just a shemale. I’ll reach in to the future with my psychic powers and give you the best quote from this, bound to be lame, piece of crap.
OMR: your super hot sasha, I would pay to fuck you in the ass, if you first shaved off the anal warts.
CL: I do enjoy taking it in the ass. How much?
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#329668 - 05/20/08 05:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
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^^^^Dammit! you're stealing my opening line to her....
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#329669 - 05/20/08 05:30 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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As I already stated, it is nothing special necessarily.
I couid not care less what the mob here thinks.
It is far from my goal to be commended by the "cool kids" of this board.
Shred it, me or old man river to pieces, have fun, be bored, it is of no real interest to me.
Get over it.
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#329671 - 05/20/08 05:46 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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If you still are not sleeping, look for my earlier posts in this thread, if you like.
Not backing up stuff is so not what this is about.
It is lenghty and a lot to edit.
It wil be pissed on.
That is why I will post it here.
Whatever.
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#329672 - 05/20/08 05:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
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it's actually pretty funny that whoever care less endured hours of chatting with someone that bored them and then bored them while telling them how hard his penis was over i'm assuming a period of weeks, if not more. on one hand, that's fucking fiendish and commendable in outcome, but kind of weird to suffer that long being bored then having a man sexualize you to pull it off.
here's what i know-i want that much free time right now. care less posts read like gary snyder poems which drive me bananas stylistically so i've missed whatever combat history and with who i'll try to catch up on.
and i know i want to read the fucking thing now that i've lobbied for it's availability before i go to bed tonight.
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