old man river is one of those names i see with enough frequency to remember, but i couldn't tell you the first fucking thing about anything he's ever said. indifference-inspiring and generic, but why the hell not drag him around troy a few times and leave him carrion if you've got the goods. it's a slow day.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits