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Don't know. Wasn't there. Don't care. It's not fair. Ou est la gare? Or my hair? I miss mon pere.




'Gare' doesn't rhyme with 'hair'...it rhymes with 'car'.

The nearest word in French would probably be 'guerre', which means 'war'...but using the words 'French' and 'war' in the same sentence will just bring the 'cheese-eating surrender monkeys' brigade out in force.

Honestly, you'd think someone who hails from a semi-Francophonic country who has been balls deep in Melissa Lauren more times than I care to count would know these things...