don't cry for me argentina if you've got some toy that expensive and opt not to spend the 5 bucks a month on top of your data-heavy plan for the fucking phone insurance they offer everywhere.

work pays for the devices i lose or water-damage every few months without any fuss and i personally don't need to lay out 500-dollars for a phone for personal use, even though i love toys.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits