No, this is not a joke but there is a catch.

Anita Blue did an incredible scene today entertaining a small army of men. She was very good to everyone and went above and beyond the call of duty. Unfortunately, someone went into her bag and stole her Iphone. She is devastated and really wants it back. The thought that some piece of shit ripped her off after getting a blowjob and a check makes me sick.

So........

Here's the deal: Like Mel Gibson in Ransom, I am offering a $250 reward, no questions asked, for the return of her phone. It has already been reported to AT&T and cannot be used. She has a lot of personal numbers and general information stored in her phone that is not backed up elsewhere. She needs it back....now.

Alternately, I'm offering a brand new Iphone or $500 -- your choice -- for information that leads to the arrest and conviction of whomever did this. There were dozens of guys on set but someone has to know something. Do the right thing.

E-mail me at brandoniron_99@yahoo.com

Thanks!