Brandon exploits the almost universally held American belief that all Canadians are completely harmless. Wearing a maple leaf shirt and dropping a few 'ehs' and 'aboots' in conversations at the bus station, he can easily lure the starry-eyed runaways back to the mustard colored "studio" where he can convince them -- using his considerable Canuck charm -- that Anne Hathaway, Hillary Duff and other successful young actresses started their careers by having their faces plastered with semen on video.
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"I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People