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#329567 - 05/28/08 10:00 AM Re: Get a new Iphone worth $500!
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Don't know. Wasn't there. Don't care. It's not fair. Ou est la gare? Or my hair? I miss mon pere.

And I wish the mutha-fucka who took Anita's phone would man up and return it. Back on topic, please. I gots to get shootin' mo' 'kakkes.




This is both offensive to negros & french canadians!
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#329568 - 05/28/08 02:29 PM Re: Get a new Iphone worth $500!
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Ou est la gare?



"Where is the train-station"

I think Brandon is telling us that he's decided to branch out from the bus station where he usually finds his runaways, er "models".
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#329569 - 05/28/08 04:12 PM Re: Get a new Iphone worth $500!
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Quote:

Ou est la gare?



"Where is the train-station"

I think Brandon is telling us that he's decided to branch out from the bus station where he usually finds his runaways, er "models".




If train tickets are more expensive, that could raise costs.
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#329570 - 05/28/08 04:57 PM Re: Get a new Iphone worth $500!
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Brandon exploits the almost universally held American belief that all Canadians are completely harmless. Wearing a maple leaf shirt and dropping a few 'ehs' and 'aboots' in conversations at the bus station, he can easily lure the starry-eyed runaways back to the mustard colored "studio" where he can convince them -- using his considerable Canuck charm -- that Anne Hathaway, Hillary Duff and other successful young actresses started their careers by having their faces plastered with semen on video.
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#329571 - 05/28/08 05:51 PM Re: Get a new Iphone worth $500!
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Brandon exploits the almost universally held American belief that all Canadians are completely harmless. Wearing a maple leaf shirt and dropping a few 'ehs' and 'aboots' in conversations at the bus station, he can easily lure the starry-eyed runaways back to the mustard colored "studio" where he can convince them -- using his considerable Canuck charm -- that Anne Hathaway, Hillary Duff and other successful young actresses started their careers by having their faces plastered with semen on video.




I think many actresses started their careers by having their faces plastered with semen. Just maybe not on video.
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#329572 - 05/28/08 08:01 PM Re: Get a new Iphone worth $500!
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Registered: 09/20/05
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This thread sucks...please end it soon.

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#329573 - 05/28/08 09:44 PM Re: Get a new Iphone worth $500!
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I'm happy to end this thread as soon as the piece of crap who stole the phone gets what's coming to him. I'll up the ante by throwing in an Itunes card. Itunes. It's the new thing.

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#329575 - 05/29/08 03:33 PM Re: Get a new Iphone worth $500!
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Huh? Brandon isn't trolling. He's just trying to help someone get their phone back.
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#329577 - 05/30/08 11:03 AM Re: Get a new Iphone worth $500!
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Willie, in post #318540 made on 05/28/08 02:08 AM, Mr. Iron, mentions he who shall not be named in violation of our site's new rules.

Please do the right thing and ban Mr. Iron's account in his regular name.

K, thanx, goodbye




I felt the same way when I watched episode #6214 of Star Trek the Next Generation. Picard said that the Hera’s last known position was 300 light years away. Geordi said the Hera was in this system 10 days previously. According to the Star Trek Encyclopedia, the time it would take to travel 300 light years at the maximum cruising speed would be approximately 2 months. (if my math is correct). Though they may have either shaken the engines apart to get that far so quickly, or used a wormhole or something.


You, Sir, need to find your own wormhole. You are obviously lost if you have the time to research posts like you do.

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#329578 - 05/30/08 03:19 PM Re: Get a new Iphone worth $500!
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Registered: 10/21/05
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I felt the same way when I watched episode #6214 of Star Trek the Next Generation. Picard said that the Hera’s last known position was 300 light years away. Geordi said the Hera was in this system 10 days previously. According to the Star Trek Encyclopedia, the time it would take to travel 300 light years at the maximum cruising speed would be approximately 2 months. (if my math is correct). Though they may have either shaken the engines apart to get that far so quickly, or used a wormhole or something.





The catch-all get-out in any flavour of Star Trek is to 'reverse the polarity'...Geordi does it all the time: 'If we reverse the polarity on the short wave tachyon emitter, we can create a gravitational sine wave disruption with the deflector dish which will accelerate the quantum fission ratio of the positronic neutrinos in the hybrid flux drive and interfuse the ambient solar radiation with the exhaust particles from our warp nacelles, creating a space time reverb anomaly...if the nano-molecular stasis pods hold, it could work."

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#329579 - 05/30/08 03:23 PM Re: Get a new Iphone worth $500!
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Registered: 04/18/03
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I tried reversing pooperchase's polarity. He's still gay. Wiring is all fucked up and there is no saving him. His favorite movie is "Dude! Where's My Dude?"

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#329580 - 05/30/08 03:58 PM Re: Get a new Iphone worth $500!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9185
please let this useless thread die

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#329583 - 05/30/08 07:13 PM Re: Get a new Iphone worth $500!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9185
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please let this useless thread die


repeat. be warned...let it die.

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#329584 - 06/02/08 01:34 AM Re: Get a new Iphone worth $500! *DELETED*
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Post deleted by Willie D

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