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#329426 - 05/17/08 07:13 AM
I am now out of the closet!
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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I, Willie D, am coming out of the closet as gay. I know many of you here have thought of me as a close friend and porn addict colleague, but after my bathhouse experience last night I am liberated. The sex came easy for the first time in my life and I'm still sore if you know what I mean.
I know you will all warm to the idea in time. It has been a difficult decision for me. However, I can no longer live the lie. I've lashed out at whores for years now because I was project my own self loathing on to them. I even lashed out at porn studs and directors for no apparent reason. Well the reason was, I wanted in their pants. I was jealous of their confidence and masculinity when I am such a cock loving pansy.
All that said, I apologize to Ghost Shadow, Darth, Metal Man, Jenna, Mia, Kurt, and the rest. Please be WHO YOU ARE and let me be who I am... Willie D, a frolicking, show tunes whistling, curtain hanging, country swing dancing, cup of hot joe at the lodge instead of skiing, straight up gay. Christian and Kurt... I solute you as fellow gays. I have followed your lead by coming out.
Willie  D
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#329431 - 05/17/08 09:35 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 93
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Dude, you are so in love with Willie. To go through all of this trouble as Darth, and whatever alt Id's you have. You're the one who is gay. Everyone with half a brain can figure that out.
Nugent, I am so disappointed in you. I used to be one of your biggest fans. "Stranglehold" is a rocking song, and I have supported you in your battle against wacko animal rights activists. And then you go and attack me, unprovoked! WTF, man! WTF. I am not Darth and the mods know it!
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#329432 - 05/17/08 11:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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you're just jealous you're from arizona and so is willie, but he lives in scottsdale and went to dartmouth while you live in a decaying apartment complex in mesa and went to northern arizona state and work in a cubicle wearting short-sleeve buttondowns and immmerse yourself in gay videogames with aliens every night.
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#329433 - 05/17/08 11:59 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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you're just jealous you're from arizona and so is willie, but he lives in scottsdale and went to dartmouth while you live in a decaying apartment complex in mesa and went to northern arizona state and work in a cubicle wearting short-sleeve buttondowns and immmerse yourself in gay videogames with aliens every night.
Thank you for the support JamesN, you have always been a true friend and confidant. I love you. I've always loved you. I do confess I fantasize about us holding our engorged penises together with a bucket of Crisco. Just the same, if you aren't gay too, I am content to call you friend.
Metalman, I tried to apologize, but you continue to harass me. What people don't know on this board is that I cry often at the cruel taunts. It just makes me lash out more. Instead of lashing out at you, I will merely cry. There! Are you happy?
For everyone else, I have some new, shocking information on Jenna's divorce that is great stuff. Please consider this your old, gay friend who is openly interested in contributing with his mostly straight friends here.
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#329434 - 05/17/08 12:47 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I solute you as fellow gays. I have followed your lead by coming out.
jondra 
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#329436 - 05/17/08 03:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Willie is straight.
Darth is on the bi now gay later program. AND he's banned for xpt alt-id identitheft.
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#329437 - 05/17/08 03:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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So Darth is out of the closet and into the penalty box. It was nice of him to come out of the closet. It would have been nicer if the closet was on the edge of the Grand Canyon when he stepped out of it.
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#329439 - 05/18/08 08:42 PM
Re: I am now out of the closet! aka gia pwns darth
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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yep. still banned. faggot.
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#329442 - 05/18/08 08:53 PM
Re: I am now out of the closet! aka gia pwns darth
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Wtf is Myst? A gay bar for douche nozzle Ed Hardy wearing twinks?
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#329443 - 05/18/08 08:56 PM
Re: I am now out of the closet! aka gia pwns darth
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Wtf is Myst? A gay bar for douche nozzle Ed Hardy wearing twinks?
It's like a 2008 Viper Room wannabe. 
Corina Taylor once called me (after her agent Chico gave her my phone #) and wanted to meet me there = pay for her to get shitfaced. 
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