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you're just jealous you're from arizona and so is willie, but he lives in scottsdale and went to dartmouth while you live in a decaying apartment complex in mesa and went to northern arizona state and work in a cubicle wearting short-sleeve buttondowns and immmerse yourself in gay videogames with aliens every night.
Thank you for the support JamesN, you have always been a true friend and confidant. I love you. I've always loved you. I do confess I fantasize about us holding our engorged penises together with a bucket of Crisco. Just the same, if you aren't gay too, I am content to call you friend.
Metalman, I tried to apologize, but you continue to harass me. What people don't know on this board is that I cry often at the cruel taunts. It just makes me lash out more. Instead of lashing out at you, I will merely cry. There! Are you happy?
For everyone else, I have some new, shocking information on Jenna's divorce that is great stuff. Please consider this your old, gay friend who is openly interested in contributing with his mostly straight friends here.
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