you're just jealous you're from arizona and so is willie, but he lives in scottsdale and went to dartmouth while you live in a decaying apartment complex in mesa and went to northern arizona state and work in a cubicle wearting short-sleeve buttondowns and immmerse yourself in gay videogames with aliens every night.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits