Every dog owner should be requires by law to own at least a half acre of land. Dogs are feral animals and need to satisfy their wanderlust. Cats on the other hand are awesome and love lounging around the house like people and unlike dogs they have personalities; when you pick them up and hug them they're warm like people. Hugging a dog, they're all nervous and sinewy--it's like hugging a reptile. -1 dogs. +1 cats!
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."