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First, can we establish how every fscking person suddenly got a dog? This is getting out of hand. Practically everyone I see has a little dog, or stopping to admire someones dog, or worse, waiting for their dog to finish smelling another dogs ass while they discuss how cute their dogs look.



SERIOUSLY! Having a dog has become some bougouis statement. I have tripped and fallen over so many damn dogs in Los Angeles. People, leave your goodamn animals at home. Look, I love dogs almost as much as Gypsy does, but you wonder why your dog is so goddamn yappy? Because taking you with you every fucking second does nothing about teaching your dog independence. Now it's just as needy and attention whore-ish as you. I hope it shits in your last season's Vuitton bag.

I dog sat last week and my friend returned from whoring in Dubai exclaiming, "Gia, you look so refreshed! That's what you need...is a dog. You are absolutely glowing." No, you dumb cuntbag, I just had microdermabarasion.

I live an an apartment. It would be cruel to a dog. Yes, even if I walked it five times a day. I'm also not a fan of picking up poop. If I wanted to pick up poop all day, I'd p.a. on a porn set. I don't need the burden of dog-proofing my house. The last thing I'd wear are shoes with k-9 teeth marks. I like leaving my closet doors open when I'm in a rush.

You're right about alot of things, but I have a loft so I have plenty of room and rooms and live across from a huge park, and when Im working I have a dog walker. My dogs are not yappy, not even the Shihtzu, but my Pits are the most behaved dogs in the world in the house, just dont try to pet them outside or go near them, I have to walk them w/muzzles. And with the fosters I've been lucky, they've all been good, never had anything destroyed other than stuffed animals which I really couldnt give a shit about.
But yeah what's with all these people buying little fucking dogs. Go to the shelters there are tons of little dogs and any dog you're looking for there is a breed specific rescue site, you can get anything you want and not have to buy it in a pet store, they're all from puppymills anyway.