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#329210 - 05/16/08 03:22 PM NES Tribute Thread.
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This thread is dedicated to the greatest time waster ever invented. Yes, this thing caused many sunny days of the childhoods of people close to my age to be wasted inside. It made us put off reading a five-hundred page book until the night before the damn book report on the thing was due. Some of us even had the thing blamed for why the TV wouldn't work right anymore.

The Nintendo Entertainment System. To this day, I still argue that this thing was responsible for more fun and great games than any other system that followed it. A direction pad and two buttons. That's all that should be needed to play a great game.

Keep your Playstation 3s and X-box 360s. I'll take the old-school Nintendo over them anyday.
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#329211 - 05/16/08 03:27 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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I bought one of these at Venice Beach last fall.


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#329212 - 05/16/08 03:41 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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working NES controller coffee table FTW



perfect magnet for cute whores
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#329213 - 05/16/08 03:46 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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I have nightmares about the SNES. I was part of team that wrote a game for it in 1994-1995. Nothing but 16 bit assembly language, an insane fellow coder and a year of my life that I would like to get back. Ninety hours week on a salary for over a year (no overtime pay). We did a Spiderman game for Accolade. I got to meet flamboyant fruit Avi Arad (CEO of Marvel Studios) during the course of development. He had a penchant for cowboy boots and too much cologne.
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#329214 - 05/17/08 12:40 AM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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working NES controller coffee table FTW



perfect magnet for cute whores




That is the most awesome picture I have ever seen!
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#329215 - 05/17/08 12:43 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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working NES controller coffee table FTW



perfect magnet for cute whores



Ghetto!

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#329216 - 05/17/08 12:48 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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When I was 5 years old, my dad brough me a Chinese version of NES from China and had someone modify the power adapter so it would fit into the Soviet wall receptacle. There was also 100-In-1 game cartridge.

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#329217 - 05/17/08 12:53 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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my dad brough me a Chinese version of NES from China




It would have been so much cooler if he got you a Chinese version of NES from, say, Zimbabwe.
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#329218 - 05/17/08 01:00 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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When I was 5 years old, my dad brough me a Chinese version of NES from China




Pleonasm!

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#329219 - 05/17/08 03:41 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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Mike Tyson's Punch Out ftw!
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#329220 - 05/17/08 03:49 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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Apart from Mario Bros, the only games I played on the NES were Kung Fu, Ninja Turtles and Duck Hunt. Gameboy was where it was at!
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#329221 - 05/17/08 04:20 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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i was seriously addicted to "Populous" on SNES



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#329222 - 05/17/08 05:42 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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THE best game evah- Double Dribble

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIDlCtjRxHs

I was the ace in this game, didn't lose much
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#329223 - 05/17/08 05:55 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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#329224 - 05/17/08 06:32 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Your gay commie dad was probably the one who kidnapped him.
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#329225 - 05/17/08 06:36 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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Never had or played with the NES.

I was of the Atari generation. The only Atari game I enjoyed was a hockey game which had a clock to time the periods. It was mostly a kind of a variant of "pong" - like the puck was "deflected" if a shot passed through the offensive paddle near the net.
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#329226 - 05/17/08 06:46 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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#329227 - 05/17/08 07:00 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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i was seriously addicted to "Populous" on SNES








Holy shit- I remember this game, but I think I had it for the Comadore 64 along with Lemmings and Prince of Persia.
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#329228 - 05/17/08 07:19 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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Fucking fatman and loop might be as old as me and zen
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#329229 - 05/17/08 07:23 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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I think I had it for the Comadore 64 along with Lemmings and Prince of Persia.





and Loderunner and Lords of Conquest! In high school the same dude i would buy weed from also hooked me up with hacked C64 games....
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#329230 - 05/17/08 08:04 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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Quote:

Quote:

I think I had it for the Comadore 64 along with Lemmings and Prince of Persia.





and Loderunner and Lords of Conquest! In high school the same dude i would buy weed from also hooked me up with hacked C64 games....





That is a timeless phenomenon.

Nowadays the uninformed might think teenagers will be ruined by drug dealers and Grand Theft Auto, possibly copied. Or both.
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#329231 - 05/17/08 08:11 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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#329232 - 05/17/08 10:46 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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Is that from the Origon Trail?

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#329233 - 05/18/08 08:25 AM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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#329234 - 05/19/08 08:42 AM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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I still play NES, but I use the Yobo dual console to play both Sega and NES.

I'm a Tecmo Super Bowl champ.
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#329235 - 05/19/08 11:04 AM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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I'm a Tecmo Super Bowl champ.





But is your Super Spin punch totally tough?

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#329236 - 05/19/08 12:57 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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Exactly.

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#329237 - 05/19/08 04:26 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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#329238 - 05/19/08 06:40 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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Up
Down
Up
Down
Left
Right
Left
Right
A
B
A
B
start

ZELDA > any other console game

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#329239 - 05/20/08 12:21 AM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
Brandon Lee Harrington Offline
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Your code is incorrect. That is the "konami code". It worked on multiple games, my favorite of which being contra, but it also worked on life force, etc. Anyway the last part of the code is b, a, b, a, not a, b, a, b, as you stated. Zelda is the shit, agreed.
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#329240 - 05/20/08 05:41 AM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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Quote:

Quote:

I'm a Tecmo Super Bowl champ.





But is your Super Spin punch totally tough?




I don't know about that, but I have been known to rush for upwards of 450+ yards per game with Neal Anderson.

Tecmo. Super Bowl. Champ.
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#329241 - 05/20/08 05:58 AM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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Greatness!





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#329242 - 05/20/08 11:29 AM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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Turn your old NES controller into an apple NesRemote.

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#329243 - 05/20/08 01:03 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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Quite possibly the worst NES game of all time... Friday the 13th.




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#329244 - 05/20/08 03:34 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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fun, little, 2-player game that doesn't get the respect it deserves



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#329245 - 05/20/08 04:09 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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fun, little, 2-player game that doesn't get the respect it deserves






Holy shit, I had this for the Atari 800 computer. Cool game but it was buggy as hell on my computer. Waited all day for the fucker to load, via my cassette tape drive, and 50% of the time it would lock up as soon as I hit start.
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#329246 - 05/20/08 06:15 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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fun, little, 2-player game that doesn't get the respect it deserves






OMFG

you just brought a tear to my eye...LOVE IT!!!!! man the music was the shit too....hmmmmm i wound if i can find it somewhere on the superweb *poof*

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#329247 - 05/20/08 07:42 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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I fscking loved this game. I even used to play it in the arcade.
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#329248 - 05/20/08 09:18 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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Quote:






I fscking loved this game. I even used to play it in the arcade.



My favorite level was the Jungle where there were PT boats and the Airfield.

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#329249 - 05/20/08 09:19 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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#329250 - 05/20/08 09:21 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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#329251 - 05/20/08 09:55 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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#329252 - 05/21/08 10:38 AM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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ooh how much I love Contra...just makes me remember that famous code:

u u d d l r l r b a (start)
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#329253 - 04/23/10 03:12 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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The Adventure of Lolo. Frustrating, yet addictive action/puzzle game. Many moments of throwing the controller down in rage when I can't figure it out followed by slapping myself hard on the forehead when I finally do.



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#329254 - 04/23/10 03:23 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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I've been playing Gimmick!

It is relentlessly difficult.

video

Gimmick!

I'm not sure if Sunsoft specialized in insanely hard games. They also made Xenophobe, which I do not think I have ever seen anyone finish.
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#329255 - 05/07/10 02:59 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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I've been playing SNES games on my netbook, which is perfect for emulation of that and older systems. I haven't ever tried any NES emulators for some reason, but I will soon.

My favorites (that I can remember off hand) were Crystalis, Zelda, Metroid, Blaster Master, Mario Bros, Gradius, and Contra. I played the original Final Fantasy as well, which was (IMO) awful. Fortunately, not everyone shared my opinion, and amazingly it kept Square from going out of business.

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#329256 - 05/07/10 03:37 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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#329257 - 05/07/10 04:12 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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Th^t was a good fucken game. I hated that you couldn't save your made tracks. What system was Blades Of Steel on?. That was good too.
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#329258 - 05/07/10 04:48 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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^^^
Blades of Steel was on NES, too. The fights in that game were fucking great!

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#329259 - 05/07/10 05:05 PM Re: NES Tribute Thread.
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