Kaylee Hunter is a cumeater. That is all.

She's got Jenna Haze's teeth.

Why do I get the impression she came to your place in a halter top?

AND flip flops!

She's a great girl...really. Lots of fun.

and gia paloma's fetusgut

Dudes, relax. It's just a girl. Whereas my grandfather would have dipped her pigtails (if she had any) in the ink well at school to tease her, you guys can stay safe from any and all actual contact. Get back in line for Indiana Jones as you spend your quality time role-playing. Hey! You have that badass black Nazi outfit for your crazy Castro nights so why not get some mileage out of it and be the evil face-melting Nazi for the premiere?

Fuck girls! They are icky and have cooties. (Hehehe....I said fuck and girls in the same sentence.) There are more important things. For example: Will justice be done to the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles? Will Shia LeBeouf be as dreamy as he was in Transformers? Will medical science allow you to become the transgender you've always wanted to be? Talk about transforming! Ewwww!! You could be Optimus Prime Beefcake....oh no you didn't!! Snap!!

Get that crystal skull, Indy Junior! Get it!!! Like Indiana Jones, you are a take-no-guff adventurer. You are full of derring-do but..........then...........you............don't. So much wasted potential.

Don't worry! I hear the next Star Wars is going to kick ass so you can get back in line as soon as you get out of Harrison Ford's latest adventure.

Don't forget to wear your fedora! And this time, come out of the closet and admit what you want to do with young Willie.

" Hey! You have that badass black Nazi outfit"


Pfffft. I WISH....

Touche, tattypatty. Nice one.
Now allow me to portray El G's face upon first seeing a naked woman. The initial comfort at being called to dinner turned to shock when Mom came into the-then-13-year-old boy's room and said she made tuna casserole....and he wouldn't need a fork to get it.

Num num, numbnuts. Dig in!

BRANDON,

why dont u post more pics of the whores like u used to?

and wipe her asshole, she have shit

DPs....meh. I could care less about seeing them. Not my thing.

RE: multiple facials. That is what the site www.covermyface.com is all about.

I'm doing the best I can and appreciate the support.

I'll do my best, man.
On top of www.covermyface.com, I do www.spermcocktail.com and www.loadmymouth.com. I also produce one dvd per month.

Sorry if you don't enjoy all of it. I like meeting the women and enjoy shooting the way I shoot. It's fun, quick, and easy....just like encounters with hookers should be. I'm not the kind of guy who enjoys being on set for hours as it is. Cut to the chase. The girls appreciate it. I like it. Everyone wins.