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#329004 - 05/15/08 12:39 PM Porn Whore Compliment
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
I just received the ultimate porn whore compliment:
"I definitely want to fuck you again!"

Hearing that made this old man's ego puff up. I'm not even a regular male performer (I just fill every now and then on my own productions) so I guess a lifetime of perversion does pay off with a little bit of talent.
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#329005 - 05/15/08 12:45 PM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Was this a pov scene? No offense, but she might mean, "I can't wait to work again."
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#329006 - 05/15/08 12:53 PM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
That reminds me of one of my favourite religion jokes.

A Catholic priest and a Rabbi are watching a bunch of kids play outside on a jungle gym. The padre says "Hey rabbi, let's go over and fuck a couple of those boys. the rabbi says
"Outta what?"
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#329007 - 05/15/08 01:21 PM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

I just received the ultimate porn whore compliment:
"I definitely want to fuck you again!"

Hearing that made this old man's ego puff up. I'm not even a regular male performer (I just fill every now and then on my own productions) so I guess a lifetime of perversion does pay off with a little bit of talent.





What is the whore's name? Dish, baby!
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#329008 - 05/15/08 07:33 PM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

Was this a pov scene? No offense, but she might mean, "I can't wait to work again."




One POV BJ scene and one b/g scene with someone else behind the camera.
She wants to do a scene with me for her website because she said she had fun with me.

Other than the occasional POV shoot, most of what I do is behind the camera or in post production. I have, however, been fully on camera in a dozen or so scenes in the last 7 years. Given my age (I'm in my 40's now), I usually play some variation of the dirty old man (i.e., biker, doctor, long-haired professor, etc.).

I know fucking is a job in this industry (and it can get to feel like a job sometimes), so I know that you are always looking for your next gig. Even though, to have a professional whore say she had fun and wants to work with you again on one of her personal projects is pretty cool.

So I take it as a compliment.
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#329009 - 05/15/08 08:28 PM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

to have a professional whore say she had fun and wants to work with you again on one of her personal projects is pretty cool.

So I take it as a compliment.




And her name is ...


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#329010 - 05/18/08 08:35 AM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
it means you made her cum

<3
love, pretty
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#329011 - 05/19/08 09:01 AM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

I just received the ultimate porn whore compliment:
"I definitely want to fuck you again!"

Hearing that made this old man's ego puff up. I'm not even a regular male performer (I just fill every now and then on my own productions) so I guess a lifetime of perversion does pay off with a little bit of talent.





This may be the gayest posts ever. Well done.
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#329012 - 05/19/08 09:02 AM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

That reminds me of one of my favourite religion jokes.

A Catholic priest and a Rabbi are watching a bunch of kids play outside on a jungle gym. The padre says "Hey rabbi, let's go over and fuck a couple of those boys. the rabbi says
"Outta what?"




Get the joke right. It's "Fuck'em out of what?"
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#329013 - 05/19/08 10:48 AM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
that joke is lame!
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#329014 - 05/19/08 10:49 AM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
it is right. You don't need the 'fuck'em' part again.It's over kill...
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#329015 - 05/19/08 10:52 AM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
it sucks either way!
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#329016 - 05/19/08 11:17 AM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
It's all in the delivery! Sadly, we have run the joke (and this thread) into the ground...
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#329017 - 05/19/08 11:18 AM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

it sucks either way!




Mrs. Kerkove, "sucks" is not a nice word to use.
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#329018 - 05/19/08 11:24 AM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Mrs. Kerkove, hell to the yes
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#329019 - 05/19/08 12:21 PM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Mrs. Kerkove, hell to the yes




How many children must Skeeter touch to break this hold he has over you?

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#329020 - 05/19/08 12:59 PM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i dunno, i just want him to touch me

he's in court today, everybody cross their fingers
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#329021 - 05/19/08 02:52 PM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
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Quote:


he's in court today...




Where's Judge Wapner when you need him?

Quote:

“This is a pathetic $25,000 case. And Kevin Rubio committed the ultimate perjury during his deposition while lying, saying that there was only one website AEBN that has VOD of Welcome to the Bunghole and Welcome to the Bunghole #2. Where at the time, the day that he said it, there were 21 websites with Welcome to the Bunghole 1 & 2."




http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=28161

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#329022 - 05/19/08 03:17 PM Re: Porn Whore Compliment
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Quote:

That reminds me of one of my favourite religion jokes.

A Catholic priest and a Rabbi are watching a bunch of kids play outside on a jungle gym. The padre says "Hey rabbi, let's go over and fuck a couple of those boys. the rabbi says
"Outta what?"




Get the joke right. It's "Fuck'em out of what?"




Thank you, Vin. I didn't get it, until you posted the last part. I like the joke.
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