Try as I might, I can never seem to jerk off to Jane Austen.

Holly's work serves a much more practical purpose.

I am not too manly to admit that I shed a tear or two as I read Holly's article, and felt for her and her sad struggle for simple human indecency. Those very selfish sperm-retentive men, and then the only male trait that is worst than selfish sperm retention - a terrible aim!