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#328843 - 05/14/08 09:21 PM
Best Spaghetti Westerns
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Porn Jesus
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Someone online now asks me about good spaghetti westerns. I could reel off names for days...commit some to memory here: My first contributions: The Sergio Leone triple play: "Fistfull of Dollars" "For A Few Dollars More" "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" Please help out.
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#328844 - 05/14/08 09:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"Once Upon A Time in the West"
That and Good/Bad/Ugly are my favorites.
Honorable Mention: "My Name is Nobody".
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#328845 - 05/14/08 09:31 PM
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#328846 - 05/14/08 09:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
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'High Plains Drifter' isn't spaghetti coz it wasn't made by an Italian.
I'd say Django and The Great Silence are amongst the best (although packing way too many meatballs).
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#328848 - 05/14/08 10:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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'High Plains Drifter' isn't spaghetti coz it wasn't made by an Italian.
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#328850 - 05/14/08 10:25 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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"My Name is Nobody" starring Terrence Hill and Henry Fonda. Directed by Tonino Valerii and, in some scenes, by Sergio Leone, himself.
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#328851 - 05/15/08 12:29 AM
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Whoremaster
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Once Upon A Time In The West and the original Django...Django vs. Zatana is popping up on TV over here a lot recently, for some reason...probably because the rights are shit cheap. Personally, I think Italy is a terrifically underrated country when it comes to filmmaking. I love the whole Giallo genre, plus they make some top notch porn too with the likes of Mario Salieri, Pink'O, et al. Danger: Diabolik must be one of the greatest movies ever made...
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#328853 - 05/15/08 07:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
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High Plains Drifter was an Eastwood directed flick, and damn good one. One SW I remember was They Call Me Trinity, it was a comedy though.
Another hell of a western (not a SW) was the Ox-Bow Incident.
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#328854 - 05/15/08 09:13 AM
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lervely: DUCK, YOU SUCKER! (aka FISTFUL OF DYNAMITE) also check out one of my faves, COMPANEROS http://www.blue-underground.com/product.php?product=120Lost of very good stuff available via Blue Underground.
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#328855 - 05/15/08 09:59 AM
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DUCK, YOU SUCKER! (aka FISTFUL OF DYNAMITE)
Great flick. Always manage to catch it when I'm sick and laid up.
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#328856 - 05/15/08 10:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Once Upon a Time in the West is the best western period, spaghetti or otherwise. I could possibly argue that it is the best movie ever, certainly the best thing Charles Bronson ever did. Fonda is fantastic and Cardinele is hotter than fresh asphalt.
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#328860 - 05/15/08 08:19 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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i don't know wtf a "spaghetti" western is...
3:10 to Yuma kicked ass, though
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#328861 - 05/15/08 08:33 PM
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i don't know wtf a "spaghetti" western is...
A western that was shot in Italy (similar terrain) mostly during the early '60s and usually (but not always) by an Italian Director. Sergio Leone was the master of the genre.
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#328862 - 05/15/08 10:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Actually they were filmed in southern Spain, but were produced by Italians.
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#328863 - 05/15/08 10:29 PM
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#328864 - 05/15/08 11:21 PM
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i don't know wtf a "spaghetti" western is...
Thank you Wikipedia
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Spaghetti Western is a nickname for a broad sub-genre of Western film that emerged in the mid-1960s, so named because most were produced by Italian studios, usually in coproduction with a Spanish partner. The typical team was made up of an Italian director, Spanish technical staff and a fifty-fifty cast of Italian and Spanish actors sometimes surrounding a falling Hollywood star.
The films were primarily shot in the Andalucia region of Spain, and in particular the Tabernas Desert of Almería, because it resembles the American Southwest. (A few were shot on Sardinia.) Because of the desert setting and the readily available southern Spanish extras, a usual theme in Spaghetti Westerns is the Mexican Revolution, Mexican bandits, and the border region shared by Mexico and the US.
Originally Spaghetti Westerns had in common the Italian language, low budgets, and a recognizable highly fluid, violent, and minimalist cinematography that eschewed (some said "demythologized") many of the conventions of earlier Westerns — partly intentionally, partly as a result of the work being done in a different cultural background and with limited funds. The term was originally used disparagingly, but by the 1980s many of these films came to be held in high regard, particularly because it was hard to ignore the influence they had in redefining the entire idea of a western.
The best-known and perhaps archetypal Spaghetti Westerns were the Man With No Name trilogy (or the Dollars Trilogy) directed by Sergio Leone, starring then-TV actor Clint Eastwood and with musical scores composed by Ennio Morricone (all of whom are now synonymous with the genre): A Fistful of Dollars (1964), For a Few Dollars More (1965), and The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966). Atypically for the genre, the last had a relatively high budget, over one million USD. His following film after the so-called "trilogy" was Once Upon a Time in the West, which is often lumped in with the previous three for its similar style and accompanying score by Morricone, differing by the absence of Clint Eastwood in the starring role.
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#328865 - 05/16/08 04:54 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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thanks. "sergio leone" would be a great name for a meat puppet!
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#328866 - 05/16/08 08:15 AM
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Whoremaster
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thanks. "sergio leone" would be a great name for a meat puppet!
I'm kind of hoping Sunny Leone's stage name is a nod to Sergio...or perhaps it is a tip of the hat to James Caan as Santino 'Sonny' (Cor)Leone?
Either way, it's way better than something like 'Sunny Coxxx'.
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#328867 - 05/16/08 09:12 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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good theory, but i'm not sure if you should give a whore that much credit.
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#328870 - 05/16/08 10:09 PM
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Personally, my favorite Eastwood Western is The Outlaw Josey Wales. Maybe it's because it was one of the first bits of celluloid tit I ever saw. Even the TV version kicks ass, though.
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#328871 - 05/16/08 10:18 PM
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Not a spaghetti western but still one of the best westerns ever-The Magnificent Seven. I know it's a remake of The Seven Samuari by A. Kurasowa, but it's a hell of a flick!
As my Dad always says, "the aren't good or bad westerns...there's just westerns".
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#328872 - 05/16/08 10:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
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A "spaghetti Western" is more of a concept than an acutal film. Plenty of Eastwood "spaghetti westerns" appeared that had the look and feel of Leone, but were made by American directors. Witness "Shane" "Josey Wales" "Hang 'em High" with Pat Hingle as the judge, etc...etc... Some of my other faves include: "The Magnificent Seven" with Yul Brynner, Eli Wallach, Charles Bronson, Steve McQueen, Robert Vaughan, James Coburn, and Horst Buchholz "High Noon" with Gary Cooper, Lee van Cleef, Lloyd Bridges, Grace Kelly, Harry Morgan and Lon Chaney Jr.
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#328873 - 05/17/08 03:28 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Since we're straying from "spaghetti" into westerns in general, my vote for the best westerns of all time are relatively current:
For serious western: The Unforgiven Clint Eastwood at his best both behind and in front of the camera.
For fun western: Silverado Every cliche' played with tongue-in-cheek seriousness.
For hilarious western: Blazing Saddles The genius of Mel
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#328874 - 05/17/08 06:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Next on my list of best Westerns would be The Searchers and The Wild Bunch but I'm not sure what order I would put them in.
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#328875 - 05/17/08 06:31 AM
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'The Professionals', whilst not a Spaghetti Western per se, is both a good western and it has the very Italian Claudia Cardinale at her smokingly sensual best. If you like seeing Mexicans die, I can wholeheartedly recommend it.
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#328876 - 05/17/08 07:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
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No ones mentioned Barbarosa. Not the best acting but it seemed to recreate the Spaghetti Western style. Worth seeing.
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#328877 - 05/17/08 08:15 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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ride the high country, pat garrett and billy the kid. i'm a big peckinpah fan. i also love junior bonner, but i'm not sure if most people would consider it a western. i do, if for no other reason than it contains so many of the same thematic elements as peckinpah's classic westerns. walker is pretty great, too, and it just got a fancy new dvd release. and the shooting. i really like westerns.
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#328878 - 05/17/08 09:12 AM
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walker is pretty great, too, and it just got a fancy new dvd release. and the shooting. i really like westerns.
I loved this film, but can it really be considered a "western?" Seemed more of a satire or Black Comedy to me. And, ike M*A*S*H*, it used one war asn analogy for another.
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#328879 - 05/17/08 09:39 AM
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This is not considered a classic western but it is one of my faves...dark and bizarre and nicholson and brando missouri breaks
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#328881 - 05/17/08 11:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Killer, Adios staring the the late great Peter Lee Lawrence.
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#328882 - 05/17/08 12:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I just wanted to point out the value Ennio Morricone's scores.
His music added much to so many of the spaghetti western titles noted.
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#328885 - 05/17/08 06:25 PM
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i consider it to be one, but i also first learned of it and watched it in a class about westerns- so of course that's going to be my primary categorization. it certainly isn't a traditional western, but many of these films aren't. acid western?
Hmmmm. Hadn't heard of that term before, but it fits, right down tho the Joe Strummer score.
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#328887 - 05/17/08 07:23 PM
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I really like DEAD MAN too.
Check out the Polish take on the Spaghetti genre, DEAD MAN'S BOUNTY. Val Kilmer stars as a corpse. His finest work in years! Just out on DVD. It's for genre fans though. If you don't like odd, cheap, plotless stuff, don't waste your time.
Trailer:
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi127992089/
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