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#328813 - 05/14/08 07:05 PM Derek Jeter Gym
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There will be soon 3 Derek Jeter 24-Hour Fitness gyms in the NYC. They say that they build it for the average NYC joe.

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#328814 - 05/14/08 07:13 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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Here are some research facts that I digged for earlier today:

24 Hour Fitness gym membership in NYC is:
Initiation Fee - $99.00(special promo price)
1st Mnth Dues - $94.00
Last Mnth Dues - $94.00
Prorated Dues - $6.06
Monthly Dues - $94.00

And this is the membership price for 24 Hour Fitness gym in Kansas City:
Initiation Fee - $95.55
Monthly Dues - $29.00

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#328815 - 05/14/08 09:16 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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What does the YMCA charge in your area? Do you have a YMHA there? (Attention goyim: Yes there is a Young Men's Hebrew Association for all the Yids )
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#328816 - 05/14/08 09:20 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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What does the YMCA charge in your area? Do you have a YMHA there? (Attention goyim: Yes there is a Young Men's Hebrew Association for all the Yids )



YMCA = $57.00/month

I have free membership to Bally's

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#328817 - 05/14/08 10:47 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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is that Phil Anselmo in your Avatar?
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#328818 - 05/14/08 10:49 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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is that Phil Anselmo in your Avatar?



That's me.

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#328819 - 05/15/08 12:54 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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I always had you pegged at a short-haired dude. Get a haircut!
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#328820 - 05/15/08 12:57 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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NYC has officially gone downhill. That kind of shit belongs in the suburbs. Sounds about as enticing as a Magic Johnson TGIF.
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#328821 - 05/15/08 01:29 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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i only see a flag as panzer's avatar.
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#328822 - 05/15/08 02:30 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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i only see a flag as panzer's avatar.




He changed it, but the pic he had really didn't look like the old one with the blacked out eyes. This one looked kinda like Corey Feldman on acid, stumbling through the Haight.

EDIT: Is that a flag? Looks more like a Soviet beach towel.


Edited by Jim B. (05/15/08 02:31 PM)

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#328823 - 05/15/08 02:32 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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What does the YMCA charge in your area? Do you have a YMHA there? (Attention goyim: Yes there is a Young Men's Hebrew Association for all the Yids )




Are goyim allowed to join the YMHA?
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#328824 - 05/15/08 02:57 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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Quote:

Quote:

What does the YMCA charge in your area? Do you have a YMHA there? (Attention goyim: Yes there is a Young Men's Hebrew Association for all the Yids )




Are goyim allowed to join the YMHA?




Yes.
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#328825 - 05/15/08 03:33 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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Indeed, just as godless heathens like myself can join the YMCA. Alex, why did you take the pic down?
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#328826 - 05/15/08 08:15 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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NYC has officially gone downhill. That kind of shit belongs in the suburbs. Sounds about as enticing as a Magic Johnson TGIF.


this jerkoff Panzer lives in NYC? Oh god time to move.

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#328827 - 05/15/08 08:35 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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He claims to live in Bensonhurst, but I suspect it's really Brighton Beach.

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#328828 - 05/15/08 10:00 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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Quote:

NYC has officially gone downhill. That kind of shit belongs in the suburbs. Sounds about as enticing as a Magic Johnson TGIF.


this jerkoff Panzer lives in NYC? Oh god time to move.




He hasn't gotten back to me about my visit. I offered to buy him lunch if he could track me down some of those awesome deals he gets on threads. You're more than welcome to take his place...
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#328829 - 05/15/08 10:23 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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Paddy, I'll take you to every Irish bar in the five boroughs if you stop calling it "Jew York."

Especially since everyone knows that it's "Hymietown."

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#328830 - 05/15/08 11:22 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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Done, JB. Can I keep calling Kew Gardens 'Jew Gardens', though?
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#328831 - 05/15/08 11:24 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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Be my guest. Nothing good has ever happened to me in Queens, anyway.

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#328832 - 05/15/08 11:27 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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WOOHOOOO! It's been yanked everywhere, but I found it, Jimbo:
http://podblanc.com/?q=node/1755


Edited by tattypatty (05/15/08 11:31 PM)
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#328833 - 05/16/08 07:54 PM Re: Derek Jeter Gym
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He claims to live in Bensonhurst, but I suspect it's really Brighton Beach.


Even worst than Bensonhurst, its full of Chinese and Russian now. It used to be all Italian but not anyyyyyyyy more. And Brighton is still Brighton.

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