Right here

"Those buttplug looking things on the monitor are old glass insulators they used to use on telegraph and telephone lines. I'm assured they also are quite valuable."

Yeah, they're valuable as buttplugs

BTW: there is nothing insane about being a packrat. It's just a combination of being cheap, greedy and lazy.

My dad is really obsessed about food, he has so much of it like he is preparing for somekind of the disaster. He has all sorts of different food, probably there is at least 12 different types of canned mushrooms, 30+ flavors of tea, 50+ cans of sardines, shitload of different candies, including a 24-count boxes of Skittles, M&Ms, Snickers, Milky Way and 3 tubs of Twizzlers.

Someone's living space is worse than mine.

my dad's place was like that. he even stored stuff inside the refrigerator and in the kitchen sink. no food in the fridge, just stuff. which was fine by him because he is manorexic. now he has three rented storage units, so his living space is a little better. he's totally psycho, though.

Speaking of Full House, I dare any of you to tell me you wouldn't fuck the ever-loving shit out of grown up Stephanie Tanner...

Jeff, can you get her for bukkake?

Good chance he can. She was strung out for a while. Just wave a little bit of that magic dust and we're on our way!

^yep, she was a closet tweaker while married to a cop. i like to consider myself an authority on celebrity meth use, you know.

. guess i'm not much of an authority after all! i know she was recently in rehab; don't know what for.

Mizz Drunkst is a boozer. I used to think she was smoking but she has real gross old lady legs.

i think perez or tmz was implying aaron carter was on meth. he's supposed to be on the next "celebrity rehab." guys doing meth is goofy. ashley blue once said guys should save the meth for chicks who do anal, and i have to agree with her.

How. Rude.