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They are like functional pocket squares. I sneeze in them and blow my nose into them. Sometimes I wipe my hands with them like when I eat pizza and fried chicken on the street or in the office and there are no napkins around.



And then you stuff those dirty, greasy snot rags into the breast pocket of those cheap, non-managerial suits you wear. Nice.

Also: WTF kind of French Cuffed shirt sells for $8.00? Are the sleeves two different lengths? Are they puke-green with an orange collar? Do they come with a built-in pocket protector? Where can I find such quality?