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handkerchiefs?


Yeah. They are like functional pocket squares. I sneeze in them and blow my nose into them. Sometimes I wipe my hands with them like when I eat pizza and fried chicken on the street or in the office and there are no napkins around.



And you wonder why at 18, you're so fucking fat.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K