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#328588 - 05/13/08 07:02 PM Laundry Time
Uncle Joe Offline
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Shit, it is laundry time, at 10' in the evening! Just found out that I am out of underwear so I gotta crank up the machine:




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#328589 - 05/13/08 07:29 PM Re: Laundry Time
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Do i see skidmarks?
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#328590 - 05/13/08 07:33 PM Re: Laundry Time
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Do i see skidmarks?



Nah. Maybe one, I havent showered in 3 days in one of those pairs.

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#328591 - 05/13/08 08:23 PM Re: Laundry Time
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Do i see skidmarks?


LOL I thought I saw some too, that made me choke on my cigarette from laughing.

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#328592 - 05/14/08 08:33 AM Re: Laundry Time
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handkerchiefs?
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#328593 - 05/14/08 12:35 PM Re: Laundry Time
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handkerchiefs?




I was thinking the same thing ....
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#328594 - 05/14/08 05:24 PM Re: Laundry Time
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handkerchiefs?



Yeah. They are like functional pocket squares. I sneeze in them and blow my nose into them. Sometimes I wipe my hands with them like when I eat pizza and fried chicken on the street or in the office and there are no napkins around.

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#328595 - 05/14/08 09:17 PM Re: Laundry Time
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Black socks. Cheap drawers. Tank tops. Hankies.

Tom Ford has NUTHIN' on you, nigga...
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#328596 - 05/14/08 09:31 PM Re: Laundry Time
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Black socks. Cheap drawers. Tank tops. Hankies.

Tom Ford has NUTHIN' on you, nigga...



Underwear is not cheap. I just buy it for cheaper than the most people.

I got nothing on Tom Ford.

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#328597 - 05/14/08 09:35 PM Re: Laundry Time
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That's your Tom Ford right there, enjoying his favorite all-dude homo activity:



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#328598 - 05/14/08 09:51 PM Re: Laundry Time
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You want to give Tom an enema. Admit it.
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#328599 - 05/14/08 09:53 PM Re: Laundry Time
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You want to give Tom an enema. Admit it.



No way! I would rather blow up my own brain.

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#328600 - 05/14/08 09:55 PM Re: Laundry Time
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But both of these 3 homos would fit right in into the Ultimate Death Machine.

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#328601 - 05/14/08 10:01 PM Re: Laundry Time
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You want to give Tom an enema. Admit it.



No way! I would rather blow up my own brain.




Why do you have nudie pictures of him?
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#328602 - 05/14/08 10:04 PM Re: Laundry Time
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Quote:

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You want to give Tom an enema. Admit it.



No way! I would rather blow up my own brain.




Why do you have nudie pictures of him?



I coppied the photo from a gay blog, so I could put it here so everyone would see how gay the Tom Ford is.

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#328603 - 05/14/08 10:15 PM Re: Laundry Time
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Quote:

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You want to give Tom an enema. Admit it.



No way! I would rather blow up my own brain.




Why do you have nudie pictures of him?



I coppied the photo from a gay blog, so I could put it here so everyone would see how gay the Tom Ford is.




How did you know that such a picture existed?

How often do you visit this blog?
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#328604 - 05/14/08 10:17 PM Re: Laundry Time
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You want to give Tom an enema. Admit it.



No way! I would rather blow up my own brain.




Why do you have nudie pictures of him?



I coppied the photo from a gay blog, so I could put it here so everyone would see how gay the Tom Ford is.




How did you know that such a picture existed?

How often do you visit this blog?



I just googled "Tom Ford Homo" and the photo was there.

I dont visit that blog.

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#328605 - 05/14/08 10:46 PM Re: Laundry Time
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You want to give Tom an enema. Admit it.



No way! I would rather blow up my own brain.




Why do you have nudie pictures of him?



I coppied the photo from a gay blog, so I could put it here so everyone would see how gay the Tom Ford is.




How did you know that such a picture existed?

How often do you visit this blog?



I just googled "Tom Ford Homo" and the photo was there.

I dont visit that blog.




Suuuuuuuuuure buddy...
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#328606 - 05/14/08 10:58 PM Re: Laundry Time
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handkerchiefs?



Yeah. They are like functional pocket squares. I sneeze in them and blow my nose into them. Sometimes I wipe my hands with them like when I eat pizza and fried chicken on the street or in the office and there are no napkins around.




And you wonder why at 18, you're so fucking fat.
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#328607 - 05/14/08 11:06 PM Re: Laundry Time
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They are like functional pocket squares. I sneeze in them and blow my nose into them. Sometimes I wipe my hands with them like when I eat pizza and fried chicken on the street or in the office and there are no napkins around.




And then you stuff those dirty, greasy snot rags into the breast pocket of those cheap, non-managerial suits you wear. Nice.

Also: WTF kind of French Cuffed shirt sells for $8.00? Are the sleeves two different lengths? Are they puke-green with an orange collar? Do they come with a built-in pocket protector? Where can I find such quality?

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#328608 - 05/15/08 07:31 AM Re: Laundry Time
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Herr Panzer has assured me all of his purchases are (ahem) quality, such as his $4.00 undies. He's gonna take me shoe shopping when I hit JY, right Alex?
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#328609 - 05/15/08 10:40 AM Re: Laundry Time
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handkerchiefs?



Yeah. They are like functional pocket squares. I sneeze in them and blow my nose into them. Sometimes I wipe my hands with them like when I eat pizza and fried chicken on the street or in the office and there are no napkins around.




And you wonder why at 18, you're so fucking fat.




Actually 21, to become 22 later this month, as he stated.
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#328610 - 05/15/08 02:44 PM Re: Laundry Time
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But both of these 3 homos would fit right in into the Ultimate Death Machine.




Did I miss something during English class?
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