i SURVIVED but it turned out to be a shitty experience even for surgery. First off i am in agaony and my ungodly tolerance for Opiates and pain meds in general has me looking for alternative pain management methods, like perhaps calling my favorite Cum gobbler here in Hartford, Miranda, and asking her to quote me a rate for having her suck my dick non stop for 6 hours, taking drink breaks every hour of 5 minutes only....I am thinking if she had my dick in her mouth for that long, both hard and soft, it would start to be digested by her saliva wouldnt it? But i must say, having a chick suck on your dick right after you spooge while it is still soft is a unique and awesome sensation in itself. Miranda says she gets off on sucking a soft dick and feeling it slowly re-engorge to another hardon, all the while looking up at me looking down at her...she gets off on thinking about what I am thinking, especially thoughts like "Wow this guy paid me XXXX.XX to do this, he must think I am a total fucking hollow soul-less WHORE." She's what i call an "Interactive" whore....really good time, she actually makes requests for me to do and say shit to and FOR her....god my leg hurts.
Well Cindy the Hot nurse who was supposed to take care of me was called away to an emergency right after I arrived this morning and she had just started taking my Vitals and helping me undress (I pretended to be way more crippled than I am...) Instead I got a 40 something nurse, who actually was quite pretty and had nice tits, but when she walked away after introducing herself, I saw an ass totally huge and out of proportion with the rest of her....too bad.
The breathing tube they put down my throat left me with an incredibly sore throat. This must be what Kelly Wells experiences on a regular basis.
Since I cant fucking move, I may spend the next two days posting like crazy here so be forewarned....Burg-Posts galore full of $25 words, stories of Meth/Drug crazed whores who love burg for his generosity in making their next score easy; Sensitive kind and loving whores who love Burg because I somehow am able to make what is typically a miserable experience for them something that they actually tell me they look forward to (which makes burg feel good to, albeit in a fucked up dysfuntional way)......and of course the ANGRY and MISERABLE whores who had the misfortune of being abused and damaged who "love" burg after a fassion because I never jerk off into their mouthes (or do anything else to them) without first asking for permission ....yes, pathetic as it may seem to most folks, Burg loves his whores and they love me. its better than being hated or loathed by them, and its better than myself being stuck in some bullshit monogamous relationship with a Hypocritical bitch only after my shit who wont swallow. Fuck that .... whores = freedom.
Since I am rambling on in a pain and opiate induced haze, I should point out that as much as I admire and adore Holly Randall, and know that our good friendship is as far as it will ever go until we are both too old to be attracted to or attract to ourselves other members of the opposite sex without effort, the reasons why SHE is one of the few non-whore chicks I think so highly of is this: Holly is TOTALLY not a golddigger or greedy or acquisitive or hypocritical or any of that....Holly is sincere. She is genuinely into the PERSON, not the trappings. And I admire her independence and her self-reliance and the fact that she supports herself and does not look for some dude or sugardaddy/burglar or anyone to give her shit or support her ass....of course this just makes you want to buy her her own horse ranch even more, but thats another story.
Ow Ow Ow my leg hurtz
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Are you gonna eat that?