In about 8 hours I will be having my leg sliced open having a stainless steel rod yanked out of my right femur because it has migrated out of the bone and into my thigh muscle, causing much discomfort. As I mentioned to James in a text message the one good thing is that the University Medical Center I am having this done at has many hot nurses who tend to also be slutty, typical for a Big College campus with an outstanding athletic program....the slutty nurses secretly hope to meet the next First Round Pick and score somehow monetarily. Since I am also a donor to this school (I give more to them than I do Harvard) I get VIP recovery room treatment, like my own huge bottle of Ginger Ale (after surgery NOTHING tastes better than Ginger Ale), my own room with my own bathroom, and my own exclusive nurse...I already know her name is cindy and have been told she is 26 and smoking hot....and single. She called me early this afternoon to remind me to be there in the early morning and not to eat or drink past midnight. She had an amazing voice, I almost asked her if it was ok to jerk off after midnight.

But its moments like this that start my fucked up mind to thinking...while i am unconscious under anesthesia, what's to prevent ANYONE from molesting me or sticking things up my ass? More importantly, what would I do if I were a Doctor or nurse and had a woman, like Stevie Nicks, totally zonked under my care? I think I might be tempted to at least look at her twat...dunno if I would stick anything up it....I wonder if any sick fuck ever jerked off on an anesthetized woman....like on her tits where he could later say its leftover sticky shit from the EKG they have you hooked up while in surgery.

What do you all think about this disturbing yet kinda hot possible personal violation?

oh burg.

The doctors with that kind of preference most likely can hire better lawyers than their victims.

So they can fuck you up.

I've been under a couple of times. The last time the nurse who had to yank out my catheter (i know, ick) was so hot, i beat it to her the first time I was able to pull. Haven't seen any vids of me out here, though.
http://www.sunstar.com.ph/static/net/2008/04/15/patient.to.sue.hospital.over.anal.surgery.video.html

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eaMITF1gP6M

Be well, DaB.

Best to you Burg. I think there's safety in numbers- an anesthetized patient is never completely alone with only one attendant.

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I'd say you can count on it.

Rest well and come up to Kelowna in time for the Marijuana Harvest Festival

Interesting you brought that up, a few weeks ago one of my shapely neighbors was having a colonoscopy done and that scenario did cross my mind. That is statutory rape but I wouldn't doubt it's happened.

I do remember Veronica Hart doing a scene resembling that many years ago. She was in a dental chair under anesthesia - the nurse spread her legs and started eating her out while the dentist jammed his cock in her mouth. In retrospect it was a perverted scene but fairly mild compared to what's out there today. Never forgot it though and I often wondered how Veronica rationalized the scene to
her two sons. This aged whore is always railing on about how depraved and cheapened the porn biz is now.

i SURVIVED but it turned out to be a shitty experience even for surgery. First off i am in agaony and my ungodly tolerance for Opiates and pain meds in general has me looking for alternative pain management methods, like perhaps calling my favorite Cum gobbler here in Hartford, Miranda, and asking her to quote me a rate for having her suck my dick non stop for 6 hours, taking drink breaks every hour of 5 minutes only....I am thinking if she had my dick in her mouth for that long, both hard and soft, it would start to be digested by her saliva wouldnt it? But i must say, having a chick suck on your dick right after you spooge while it is still soft is a unique and awesome sensation in itself. Miranda says she gets off on sucking a soft dick and feeling it slowly re-engorge to another hardon, all the while looking up at me looking down at her...she gets off on thinking about what I am thinking, especially thoughts like "Wow this guy paid me XXXX.XX to do this, he must think I am a total fucking hollow soul-less WHORE." She's what i call an "Interactive" whore....really good time, she actually makes requests for me to do and say shit to and FOR her....god my leg hurts.

Well Cindy the Hot nurse who was supposed to take care of me was called away to an emergency right after I arrived this morning and she had just started taking my Vitals and helping me undress (I pretended to be way more crippled than I am...) Instead I got a 40 something nurse, who actually was quite pretty and had nice tits, but when she walked away after introducing herself, I saw an ass totally huge and out of proportion with the rest of her....too bad.

The breathing tube they put down my throat left me with an incredibly sore throat. This must be what Kelly Wells experiences on a regular basis.

Since I cant fucking move, I may spend the next two days posting like crazy here so be forewarned....Burg-Posts galore full of $25 words, stories of Meth/Drug crazed whores who love burg for his generosity in making their next score easy; Sensitive kind and loving whores who love Burg because I somehow am able to make what is typically a miserable experience for them something that they actually tell me they look forward to (which makes burg feel good to, albeit in a fucked up dysfuntional way)......and of course the ANGRY and MISERABLE whores who had the misfortune of being abused and damaged who "love" burg after a fassion because I never jerk off into their mouthes (or do anything else to them) without first asking for permission ....yes, pathetic as it may seem to most folks, Burg loves his whores and they love me. its better than being hated or loathed by them, and its better than myself being stuck in some bullshit monogamous relationship with a Hypocritical bitch only after my shit who wont swallow. Fuck that .... whores = freedom.

Since I am rambling on in a pain and opiate induced haze, I should point out that as much as I admire and adore Holly Randall, and know that our good friendship is as far as it will ever go until we are both too old to be attracted to or attract to ourselves other members of the opposite sex without effort, the reasons why SHE is one of the few non-whore chicks I think so highly of is this: Holly is TOTALLY not a golddigger or greedy or acquisitive or hypocritical or any of that....Holly is sincere. She is genuinely into the PERSON, not the trappings. And I admire her independence and her self-reliance and the fact that she supports herself and does not look for some dude or sugardaddy/burglar or anyone to give her shit or support her ass....of course this just makes you want to buy her her own horse ranch even more, but thats another story.


Ow Ow Ow my leg hurtz

Take it easy, Mr. Burg. Get well soon.

Hope you're feeling better soon, DaB.

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Holly is TOTALLY not a golddigger or greedy or acquisitive or hypocritical or any of that....Holly is sincere.

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No shit. She's got her OWN MONEY, bro.

Get well soon, Burg.

hang in there, cupcake. gigi is going to bake you a special batch of cookies with love in every bite.

You've been through so much, Im sure you will get through this one fine too. Im keeping positive thoughts and prayers for you Burg. You know I truly, deeply care about you.

DB, I'll pour some out in your honor this weekend. Here's to feelin' better.



Maybe monkey can get ol' Garfield to pay you a visit.

I hope you feel better soon Burg!

get the pretty nurse back!
your recovery is more imporatnt than some silly emergency
i have this feeling that youll heal better with a hot nurse misistering to your needs burg

just die already

Awww Burg feel better! I had knee surgery when I was 10, so albeit vaguely, I remember that kind of pain. Get well soon so you can buy me more sausages! Mmmm I fuckin love sausages!;)

Get well soon Burg. I look forward to your posts and you got style AND anyone that had Holly Randall sitting on their lap is my hero

maybe he wanted to cum in your mouth?

Wrong occupation, cunt.

hehe