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#328208 - 05/12/08 08:03 PM Happy Birthday baby g
redish Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
Its Tuesday the 13th.



I hope you get something you really want tomorrow.
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Me??? I HAAAATE unconditional love. It's like winning by default. --- Baby g

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#328209 - 05/12/08 08:08 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Happy 666/(6+6+6)th birthday, Gia. A Prime number for someone in her prime.

Enjoy your day tomorrow ... and every day after that.
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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#328210 - 05/12/08 09:05 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Thank you, Redish. Thank you, guys! I'll be ringing in the night shooting Tommy Gunn's b-day tonight and have the entire day off tmrw. My trainer is giving me a free day, so we'll see what else happens.
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#328211 - 05/12/08 09:06 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
36 now?

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#328212 - 05/12/08 09:07 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
37
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#328213 - 05/12/08 09:10 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

37



Great then! Happy B-Day! I can't wait when you will be 40+ MILF. Maybe I will live in CA by then

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#328214 - 05/12/08 09:30 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
We can be like Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Well, the age gap is the same.

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#328215 - 05/12/08 09:37 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Care Less Offline
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Which should make you 21.
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#328216 - 05/12/08 09:38 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

Which should make you 21.



22 later this month.

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#328217 - 05/12/08 09:50 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Happy Birthday Gia. Still the owner of the hottest ass pic I have ever seen.
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#328218 - 05/12/08 10:15 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Kingfish Offline
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Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1133
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Happy B day G!

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#328219 - 05/12/08 10:29 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

37




Damn girl. Your birthday is a day after my girlfriends. Happy b-day.
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#328220 - 05/12/08 10:44 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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Happy Birthday!

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#328221 - 05/12/08 10:47 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Felicitations! Anything special you want (or are getting) for your b-day?
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#328222 - 05/12/08 10:48 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

We can be like Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Well, the age gap is the same.




Kutcher is attractive, fit and doesn't live in his mom's basement...
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#328223 - 05/12/08 10:55 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town


Happy Birthday Gia!!!

The Best is yet to come!!!!

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#328224 - 05/13/08 01:52 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Just returned from Tommy Gunn's birthday party at Opera in Hollywood. It was Sunny Leone's birthday, too, so she was there looking amazing as usual. I almost didn't get in TO DO MY JOB. The bouncer thought I had a fake ID. C'mon, if I was under 21, would I go as far fetched as to say I was 37? I had to go to my car and get my car registration because I didn't have any credit cards or other forms of ID on me to show him. Inconvenient, but I should count my blessings. Happy birthday to me! I'm still not canceling my first botox appointment next week.
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#328225 - 05/13/08 03:19 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Uh, you know, Gia, there is another way to keep your skin soft and young looking and it's not botox.
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#328226 - 05/13/08 03:34 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

Just returned from Tommy Gunn's birthday party at Opera in Hollywood. It was Sunny Leone's birthday, too, so she was there looking amazing as usual. I almost didn't get in TO DO MY JOB. The bouncer thought I had a fake ID. C'mon, if I was under 21, would I go as far fetched as to say I was 37? I had to go to my car and get my car registration because I didn't have any credit cards or other forms of ID on me to show him. Inconvenient, but I should count my blessings. Happy birthday to me! I'm still not canceling my first botox appointment next week.




Happy Birthday Gia! No way do you need / should you get botox!!! If you're really keen to use it as a preventative maybe you could look at it in another 25 years or so if its still around and they haven't discovered some nasty side effect

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#328227 - 05/13/08 03:53 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
happy birthday
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#328228 - 05/13/08 05:13 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Enjoy your birthday

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#328229 - 05/13/08 05:15 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:

We can be like Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Well, the age gap is the same.




Kutcher is attractive, fit and doesn't live in his mom's basement...



Give me time.

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#328230 - 05/13/08 06:20 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Happy B-Day Gia!!!
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#328231 - 05/13/08 08:09 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Happy Birthday Gia!

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#328232 - 05/13/08 08:30 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Slobodan Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
All the best to you, Gia!

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#328233 - 05/13/08 09:00 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Eminence Front Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
Happy birthday Gia!!
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#328234 - 05/13/08 09:06 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Happy Birthday & many healthy returns.
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The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.

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#328235 - 05/13/08 09:22 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Anonymous
Unregistered


Happy birthday, Gia.

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#328236 - 05/13/08 10:12 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
enjoy your day!
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#328237 - 05/13/08 10:28 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Newports Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
37? Really?

I would have thought late 20s at oldest. Guess I am out of it. Either way, Happy Birthday.

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#328238 - 05/13/08 10:41 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Gia here is my present. You can collect anytime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

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#328239 - 05/13/08 12:32 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Gia here is my present. You can collect anytime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg






Re-gifting, eh?
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#328240 - 05/13/08 01:58 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Happy birthday to Gia Jordan, and many happy returns of the day.

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#328241 - 05/13/08 02:03 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Skip Althoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
Have a great birthday!! Stay in shape, we need you here.

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#328242 - 05/13/08 02:14 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Just returned from Tommy Gunn's birthday party at Opera in Hollywood. It was Sunny Leone's birthday, too, so she was there looking amazing as usual. I almost didn't get in TO DO MY JOB. The bouncer thought I had a fake ID. C'mon, if I was under 21, would I go as far fetched as to say I was 37? I had to go to my car and get my car registration because I didn't have any credit cards or other forms of ID on me to show him. Inconvenient, but I should count my blessings. Happy birthday to me! I'm still not canceling my first botox appointment next week.




One of the most flattering, if somewhat inconvienant compliments you will ever receive. I got carded at a casino when I was 39 and couldn't believe it either. Happy B-Day.
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#328243 - 05/13/08 05:13 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Quote:

Quote:

Gia here is my present. You can collect anytime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg






Re-gifting, eh?




Don't worry, it's hardly been used. sigh
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#328244 - 05/13/08 08:31 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Just returned from Tommy Gunn's birthday party at Opera in Hollywood. It was Sunny Leone's birthday, too, so she was there looking amazing as usual. I almost didn't get in TO DO MY JOB. The bouncer thought I had a fake ID. C'mon, if I was under 21, would I go as far fetched as to say I was 37? I had to go to my car and get my car registration because I didn't have any credit cards or other forms of ID on me to show him. Inconvenient, but I should count my blessings. Happy birthday to me! I'm still not canceling my first botox appointment next week.


Enjoy it now, cause when they stop asking then you need to worry and Im all for Botox only. Girl you dont need anything else, please dont ever touch your face other than that. Juviderm is also okay but that's about it.

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#328245 - 05/13/08 10:06 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Try 47. You were 37 when you got into porn.
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#328246 - 05/13/08 11:46 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Newports Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
Fuck you, you fucking coward.

Grow a spine.

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#328247 - 05/14/08 02:33 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Thanks for the birthday wishes. I had a nice little workout, dropped pics of in the Valley, went to the beach, and then the Burgundy Room. It's a dark and divey and very comfortable bar near my place. I got a spa package that I'll be using soon, especially since I've been slacking on the skincare lately. My dad got me a $500 Walmart gift card. No, he doesn't know Shelley Lubben. He doesn't understand that Target dominates L.A. and Walmarts are hard to find, but once I find one, I'm stocking up on blank cd-r's, memory cards, Gillette Mach 3's, and Neutragena make-up remover towelettes. Special thanks to my myspace fans for the Starbucks gift cards and lingerie.
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#328248 - 05/14/08 04:31 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

memory cards



www.newegg.com

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#328249 - 05/14/08 02:50 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Alex, are you fucking stupid? Gia has a Wal-Mart gift card, not a New Egg giftcard. Yes, New Egg has better quality, better deals etc. But New Egg doesn't take Wal-Mart gift cards. So Gia is stuck using her gift card at Wal-Mart or WalMart.com.

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#328250 - 05/14/08 02:53 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
we just got a SUPER walmart. okay, i'll quit bullshitting, you all know i'm kind of excited.
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#328251 - 05/14/08 07:30 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Alex, are you fucking stupid? Gia has a Wal-Mart gift card, not a New Egg giftcard. Yes, New Egg has better quality, better deals etc. But New Egg doesn't take Wal-Mart gift cards. So Gia is stuck using her gift card at Wal-Mart or WalMart.com.





I missed that part.

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#328252 - 05/31/08 10:52 AM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

My dad got me a $500 Walmart gift card. No, he doesn't know Shelley Lubben. He doesn't understand that Target dominates L.A. and Walmarts are hard to find, but once I find one, I'm stocking up on blank cd-r's, memory cards, Gillette Mach 3's, and Neutragena make-up remover towelettes.




Gia, you should do the christian* thing and give the gift card to somebody in need, like Asia Carrera.


*Not our Christian.
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#328253 - 05/31/08 12:38 PM Re: Happy Birthday baby g
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:


Gia, you should do the christian* thing and give the gift card to somebody in need, like Asia Carrera.


*Not our Christian.




[trannytone]Hey Gia Jordan, how come no scenes with a tranny?[/trannytone]

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