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#327831 - 05/14/08 02:39 AM Re: Your Wristwatch
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If you only need a suit for job interviews, and you're not going for a management position, you don't really need an expensive suit. You can't wear those cheap suits every day, though.




You can get plenty of classic men's suits at trendier second hand shops like Buffalo Exchange. Do they have those out there? Great stuff if you're on the cheapie cheap and can't do Goodwill and such.
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#327832 - 05/14/08 04:36 AM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Get a few sensible shirts and pairs of pants from a place like Banana Republic and rotate them. Stick with neutral colours. I've had my best luck with blazers from vintage/second-hand stores because of my shape. At a cheap price, you can pay a tailor to adjust them to your needs. I got a beautiful Canali blazer for 100 bucks and had it fitted for another 40. I wear it with everything...



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#327833 - 05/14/08 10:20 AM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I have no business owning my own tux




If you've rented a tux more than 2-3 times in the past 5 years, you can buy your own for the same cost.

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#327834 - 05/14/08 05:57 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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This is the Fossil watch that I got earlier today:



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#327835 - 05/14/08 05:58 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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And this is the older Fossil watch that I also have:



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#327836 - 05/14/08 08:16 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Take a look at how good my watch looks on my wrist. Makes e look smart, elegant and fancy:






Panzer, you either have a boxers knuckle or you're genetically a Bitch.

Ohh..and your taste in watches sucks.
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#327837 - 05/14/08 10:10 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I should probably design my own watches. My watches would look good and be reasonably priced, and aimed at men who like hot women. And if a gay person will buy the watch, then when he will put it on the watch will have just enough explosive in it to rip away the wrist from the rest of the arm.

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#327838 - 05/14/08 10:14 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I should probably design my own watches. My watches would look good and be reasonably priced, and aimed at men who like hot women. And if a gay person will buy the watch, then when he will put it on the watch will have just enough explosive in it to rip away the wrist from the rest of the arm.




So how will you plan to wear one of these "Panzer" watches on your dates with Tom Ford?
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#327839 - 05/14/08 10:16 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I should probably design my own watches. My watches would look good and be reasonably priced, and aimed at men who like hot women. And if a gay person will buy the watch, then when he will put it on the watch will have just enough explosive in it to rip away the wrist from the rest of the arm.




So how will you plan to wear one of these "Panzer" watches on your dates with Tom Ford?



We will send the Broccoli from men in pain, I bet that he wouldnt mind.

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#327840 - 05/14/08 10:19 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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did your knuckles drag on the ground before or after you started wearing 35lb. watches?
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#327841 - 05/14/08 10:49 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I should probably design my own watches. My watches would look good and be reasonably priced, and aimed at men who like hot women. And if a gay person will buy the watch, then when he will put it on the watch will have just enough explosive in it to rip away the wrist from the rest of the arm.




So how will you plan to wear one of these "Panzer" watches on your dates with Tom Ford?





Hehe. This Tom Ford thing is picking up steam. My work is done here...
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#327842 - 05/14/08 11:47 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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What's with the Fossil obsession, Alex? If you want to stay in that price range, try a Diesel. It's a much hipper brand, and they tend to look more expensive than they are.
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#327843 - 05/14/08 11:51 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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What's with the Fossil obsession, Alex? If you want to stay in that price range, try a Diesel. It's a much hipper brand, and they tend to look more expensive than they are.



Fossil makes Diesel watches under license. And fuck these European brands. We should support American companies and not buy that eurotrash.

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#327844 - 05/15/08 12:03 AM Re: Your Wristwatch
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You're hopeless, Alex. Nevertheless, I'm still pulling for you to lose your virginity before you die. Good luck.
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#327845 - 05/15/08 12:32 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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you need an enema hose attachment for that watch.
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#327846 - 05/15/08 02:52 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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you need an enema hose attachment for that watch.





By the looks of it, that watch has a folded enema bag, the hose and the nozzle built. To release it, push a button and you're set to go.
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#327847 - 05/15/08 08:32 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I should probably design my own watches. My watches would look good and be reasonably priced, and aimed at men who like hot women. And if a gay person will buy the watch, then when he will put it on the watch will have just enough explosive in it to rip away the wrist from the rest of the arm.




No...
What you should probably do is combine equal parts ammonia and bleach in a plastic bag and breathe deep.

I guarantee you will affect more lives on this tact than your previously stated offering.


Heres to wishing you the best....

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#327848 - 05/16/08 09:42 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Seiko Titanium Kinetic.

More than $80; less than $1,000.

A lifetime of perfect timekeeping without batteries.

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#327849 - 05/17/08 07:45 AM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Registered: 07/19/07
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Seiko Titanium Kinetic.

More than $80; less than $1,000.

A lifetime of perfect timekeeping without batteries.






Seiko does make great stuff. I've got three of them, not cheap, they range from $150 up to a grand but they look great and run forever. About 25 yrs ago I bought a Seiko for $100 and it still runs beautifully, crystal never scratched and the thing is so efficient the batteries last 10 years.

They can go head to head with any Swiss made out there.

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#327850 - 05/17/08 07:34 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Get a few sensible shirts and pairs of pants from a place like Banana Republic and rotate them. Stick with neutral colours. I've had my best luck with blazers from vintage/second-hand stores because of my shape. At a cheap price, you can pay a tailor to adjust them to your needs. I got a beautiful Canali blazer for 100 bucks and had it fitted for another 40. I wear it with everything...


Very nice taste Tatty.

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#327851 - 05/17/08 07:38 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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A blazer? What for?

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#327852 - 05/17/08 07:44 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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A blazer? What for?


Depends on his field, if he sells hotdogs at a stand like you then he doesnt need a blazer now does he?

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#327853 - 05/17/08 07:46 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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A blazer? What for?


Depends on his field, if he sells hotdogs at a stand like you then he doesnt need a blazer now does he?




A drawing of Alex's "Enema Cart" in 5...4...3...2...1...
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#327854 - 05/17/08 07:58 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Quote:

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A blazer? What for?


Depends on his field, if he sells hotdogs at a stand like you then he doesnt need a blazer now does he?




A drawing of Alex's "Enema Cart" in 5...4...3...2...1...



You want one with mustard or the hot sauce?

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#327855 - 05/17/08 08:05 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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You want one with mustard or the hot sauce?




I woulda suspected a peanut butter/mayo Puka Dog from you...

http://www.pukadog.com/waikiki



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#327856 - 05/17/08 10:15 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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go like a mile and buy a used tag at tourneau, they're really not much more money than buying a new trashy one-look for the formula one with the rubber strap. the fossil shit might be worth 10 dollars at a yardsale down the road and you could have had a real watch for a few hundred bucks

i'm pretty sure my omega seamaster will outlast me-it's just a fucking monument of overengineering. plus, mine's orange and i actually get it wet all the time and it doesn't let moisture in like aquatimers and better-recognized 'dive' watches through the bezel if the screw's not absolutely perfectly set in.

for dressier-shit i broke down and bought a jaeger reverso because it's the best add-toy to play with and watch during tedious conference calls where there's an outside chance the internet could be too distracting and make me look like an idiot if one of the other idiots droning on decides to ask me something and i'm unreponsive.
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#327857 - 05/17/08 10:31 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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There is no such thing as a real watch. Whatever sells for over $50 will show time fo at least 10 years.

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#327858 - 05/17/08 10:54 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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There is no such thing as a real watch. Whatever sells for over $50 will show time fo at least 10 years.


yes, but it'll look classless for each of those years. fossil's probably not in business in a decade, i can't help you if you're intent on buying shit destined for a church rummage sale.
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#327859 - 05/17/08 10:59 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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There is no such thing as a real watch. Whatever sells for over $50 will show time fo at least 10 years.


yes, but it'll look classless for each of those years. fossil's probably not in business in a decade, i can't help you if you're intent on buying shit destined for a church rummage sale.



What class? I just want a good-looking watch that works.

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#327860 - 05/19/08 01:15 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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My Fossils go from wrist to trash can. Before Fossil there were Seikos and before those Pulsars (Which were not cheap watches back in the day).

It would be a shame to subject a Tag or Breitling to what my watches go through. A waste of resources. And, I haven't had a water resistant watch fog on my in almost 20 yrs. regardless of cost or stem setting.

Treating ADD through complicated timepieces is an interesting concept though- someone should write a thesis on that. Years ago, when some people wore digital watches, I'd see guys racing to see how quickly they could start and stop the timers. Some times were in the hundredths of a second. I've never owned nor worn a digital watch but I do have a digital "tide watch" I keep in the boat slipped over a toggle switch on the console.

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#327861 - 05/19/08 02:53 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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seriously, the standard tag with the rubber strap looks good and you'd have a real challenge destroying it.

they should be under 500, it's sometimes worth it to acquire something that's crafted noticably-better even if it's at a small premium. same deal as choosing to buy a kimber instead of a taurus-over time it just makes you happier even if it's a bit of a luxury.
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My Fossils go from wrist to trash can. Before Fossil there were Seikos and before those Pulsars (Which were not cheap watches back in the day).

It would be a shame to subject a Tag or Breitling to what my watches go through. A waste of resources. And, I haven't had a water resistant watch fog on my in almost 20 yrs. regardless of cost or stem setting.

Treating ADD through complicated timepieces is an interesting concept though- someone should write a thesis on that. Years ago, when some people wore digital watches, I'd see guys racing to see how quickly they could start and stop the timers. Some times were in the hundredths of a second. I've never owned nor worn a digital watch but I do have a digital "tide watch" I keep in the boat slipped over a toggle switch on the console.


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#327862 - 05/19/08 03:46 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I see your point, and I understand it. It just isn't practical for me. I will spend money for quality where I can appreciate the differences, for the very reasons you mention. I'll spend up on sunglasses, electronics, tools, tackle, guns and hard use shoes and clothing. I noticed once I started buying better sunglasses I stopped losing and abusing them so maybe the same would be true of a watch but I'm loath to experiment.

Imagine how much more fun it is to drop 500 bucks here.

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#327863 - 05/19/08 04:20 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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seriously, the standard tag with the rubber strap looks good and you'd have a real challenge destroying it.

they should be under 500, it's sometimes worth it to acquire something that's crafted noticably-better even if it's at a small premium. same deal as choosing to buy a kimber instead of a taurus-over time it just makes you happier even if it's a bit of a luxury.
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My Fossils go from wrist to trash can. Before Fossil there were Seikos and before those Pulsars (Which were not cheap watches back in the day).

It would be a shame to subject a Tag or Breitling to what my watches go through. A waste of resources. And, I haven't had a water resistant watch fog on my in almost 20 yrs. regardless of cost or stem setting.

Treating ADD through complicated timepieces is an interesting concept though- someone should write a thesis on that. Years ago, when some people wore digital watches, I'd see guys racing to see how quickly they could start and stop the timers. Some times were in the hundredths of a second. I've never owned nor worn a digital watch but I do have a digital "tide watch" I keep in the boat slipped over a toggle switch on the console.






Why should a watch make someone happy? Good looking quality watch that works is all that someone needs.

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#327864 - 05/19/08 04:29 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
gia jordan Offline
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You know nothing about quality.
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#327865 - 05/19/08 04:42 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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You know nothing about quality.



I know that quality is under $100.00

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#327866 - 05/19/08 04:47 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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You must get all the girls, Panzer...
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#327867 - 05/19/08 04:49 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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You must get all the girls, Panzer...




He's beating 'em off with a stick...



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#327868 - 05/19/08 04:49 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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You must get all the girls, Panzer...




Of course he does, he gets very good deals on chloroform and duck tape.

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#327869 - 05/19/08 04:59 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Quote:

You must get all the girls, Panzer...




He's beating 'em off with a stick...





Gia would look great in that pink sweater, sure beats her turtleneck. And those black glasses would look great on her too, people might think that it is a somekind of limited edition designer frames.

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#327870 - 05/19/08 05:12 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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grandma!
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#327871 - 05/19/08 06:57 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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No way that's Grandma. This is what Russian women look like when they hit 30...
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