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#327781 - 05/11/08 05:47 PM Your Wristwatch
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What kind of writ watch do you have?

I got a cheap but nice looking Fossil watch.

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#327782 - 05/11/08 07:57 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I have watches from these guys:
http://www.tissot.ch/index_offer.php?c=eu&l=en
I have the PRS200 with the blue face and an all stainless steel T-Touch. I like them. They're dressy but not tacky or Gino-y/Niggery.
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#327783 - 05/11/08 08:06 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Tissots are VERY sexy watches, Tatty. I just use my phone as a watch.
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#327784 - 05/11/08 08:12 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Thanks,G. I don't wear a lot of jewelry so I figured I'd spring for something nice. They're decent quality so I got a second one.I'm brand loyal as hell. I'm such a technotard that I never remember that my phone can do more than just call people...
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#327785 - 05/11/08 08:17 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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This is the one that I got:



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#327786 - 05/11/08 09:47 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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My regular watch is a skagen. It reminds me of Lawrence Olivier's car in Marathon Man. I'm not sure why. The pic is too big for the page but I left the link.


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#327787 - 05/11/08 10:27 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Corum Bubble. Too ghetto?



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#327788 - 05/11/08 11:16 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Mine's a Casio DBC-310.

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#327789 - 05/12/08 12:33 AM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I've got a Fossil sports watch for casual wear and a dressier Guess watch when I have to look a little more self-absorbed or snobby.
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#327790 - 05/12/08 01:32 AM Re: Your Wristwatch
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A nice Swiss Army dive watch that my gf gave me for Yule.
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#327791 - 05/12/08 06:37 AM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I just use my phone as a watch.




Ditto.
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#327792 - 05/12/08 06:49 AM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I have a cheap Casio because I'm always breaking watches. This one sets the time automatically to the atomic clock broadcasting from Colorado.

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#327793 - 05/12/08 09:50 AM Re: Your Wristwatch
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1972 Omega Seamaster Cosmic 2000.
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#327794 - 05/12/08 12:30 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Tissot


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#327795 - 05/12/08 12:38 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Quote:

Vestal Destroyer



Tissot




That's is fucking hot. (the top one)
I have only one really nice good watch from Fred of Beverly Hills, which I dont wear everyday, it annoys me sometimes otherwise, I use my cellphone also.


Edited by RENFIELD (05/12/08 12:39 PM)

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#327796 - 05/12/08 04:13 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Nice watch floof... you too Bad Habit.

I like the Swiss Armys for daily wear. I could have a different watch for every day of the year.
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#327797 - 05/12/08 04:22 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Why spend over $1,000 for a watch?

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#327798 - 05/12/08 05:21 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Why spend over $1,000 for a watch?




Why spend over $30 for a watch?
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#327799 - 05/12/08 05:28 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Quote:

Quote:

Why spend over $1,000 for a watch?




Why spend over $30 for a watch?



Because a nice looking and quality watch ussually starts at $80.00 and over. There's just no quality in an under $30.00 watch.

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#327800 - 05/12/08 05:29 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Take a look at how good my watch looks on my wrist. Makes e look smart, elegant and fancy:



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#327801 - 05/12/08 06:49 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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That watch is too large for your wrist. When you have small limp wrists like that you should wear a smaller watch.

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#327802 - 05/12/08 06:53 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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That watch is bigger than the hubcaps on Brandon's SUV.
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#327803 - 05/12/08 07:11 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Quote:

Quote:

Why spend over $1,000 for a watch?




Why spend over $30 for a watch?




Hey, go nuts and buy crap. Nobody's stopping you. It's about priorities. Personally, though, I'd like a nice tailored suit if I'm going to a wedding reception rather than something I can buy at Wal-Mart. I'd like to have a nice pair of dress shoes for a formal occasion than some crap made in China. But, hey, do your thing and I'll do mine. Don't forget though:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fW_QCRGvT-g


Edited by tattypatty (05/12/08 07:12 PM)
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#327804 - 05/12/08 07:54 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I think there's a middle ground.

I won't spend more than a hundred bucks on a watch because all I want from them is the time of day. I trash watches like Brandon tosses back valtrex. If whatever watch I'm wearing is in too bad a shape for a wedding or other formal event I'll just go without. Without wearing walmart clothes, I will go as cheaply as I can get by with when it comes to clothing (though I wouldn't even appear in a porno movie without cuffs in my suit pants). I will drop money on things more important to me like tools or electronics or real property and to some extent food. I will spend bucks on things that bring pleasure and/or utility to myself, but will not spend money to impress others.

I think some people who spend megabucks on clothes and watches probably feel the same way but would be content to fish with a Zebco rod & reel and rent an apartment.

I'm sporting this cheap Fossil until I finally break the crystal.



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#327805 - 05/12/08 07:56 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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That watch is too large for your wrist. When you have small limp wrists like that you should wear a smaller watch.



My hands are not small, the watch is just oversized. The name of the watch is Oversized Black.

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#327806 - 05/12/08 08:01 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I think there's a middle ground.

I won't spend more than a hundred bucks on a watch because all I want from them is the time of day. I trash watches like Brandon tosses back valtrex. If whatever watch I'm wearing is in too bad a shape for a wedding or other formal event I'll just go without. Without wearing walmart clothes, I will go as cheaply as I can get by with when it comes to clothing (though I wouldn't even appear in a porno movie without cuffs in my suit pants). I will drop money on things more important to me like tools or electronics or real property and to some extent food. I will spend bucks on things that bring pleasure and/or utility to myself, but will not spend money to impress others.

I think some people who spend megabucks on clothes and watches probably feel the same way but would be content to fish with a Zebco rod & reel and rent an apartment.

I'm sporting this cheap Fossil until I finally break the crystal.





This watch looks cheap indeed. It is the cheapest price range that Fossil offers. Currently today's version of this watch MSRPs at $65.00, the Relic (Wal-Mart and Kohl's version of rebadged Fossil) equivalent is probably $50.00-$55.00. It has a basic but quality Fossil movement. But I do like these spikes hous marks.


Edited by loopnode (05/13/08 08:13 PM)

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#327807 - 05/12/08 08:02 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Why spend over $1,000 for a watch?




Why spend over $30 for a watch?




Hey, go nuts and buy crap. Nobody's stopping you. It's about priorities. Personally, though, I'd like a nice tailored suit if I'm going to a wedding reception rather than something I can buy at Wal-Mart. I'd like to have a nice pair of dress shoes for a formal occasion than some crap made in China. But, hey, do your thing and I'll do mine. Don't forget though:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fW_QCRGvT-g



Your suit and shoes will still be made in China. Unless you are willing to break the $3,000 barrier.

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#327808 - 05/12/08 08:15 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Nicest watch I ever had was a Guess? watch I found at the bottom of a river while swimming in Missouri when I was fifteen. It was still working, and nobody in the vicinity claimed it, so I kept it. Don't really wear watches too often.
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#327809 - 05/12/08 08:21 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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not so, good sir. Check the labels. I buy a lot of vintage as well, lots of which was made in the civilized part of the world by people who actually gave a shit. Anyways, the China thing was more of a facetious remark. I was implying more 'you get what you pay for'(which can be bullshit as well). I had a roommate who was always buying the best and newest computer stuff, but bought his clothes at a chain called the Bi-way(Think cheaper and crappier than Wal-mart). So yeah, it's about priorities. But I've always taken ZZTop's advice and always will. Feel free to get the opinion of any of the women who post on here.
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#327810 - 05/12/08 08:34 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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not so, good sir. Check the labels. I buy a lot of vintage as well, lots of which was made in the civilized part of the world by people who actually gave a shit. Anyways, the China thing was more of a facetious remark. I was implying more 'you get what you pay for'(which can be bullshit as well). I had a roommate who was always buying the best and newest computer stuff, but bought his clothes at a chain called the Bi-way(Think cheaper and crappier than Wal-mart). So yeah, it's about priorities. But I've always taken ZZTop's advice and always will. Feel free to get the opinion of any of the women who post on here.



Bi-Way? I don't think I like the name of this store. I wouldn't go there.

My stuff that I wear is quality.

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#327811 - 05/12/08 08:36 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Your 'latest purchase' thread reply would indicate otherwise. To each his own..
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#327812 - 05/12/08 08:43 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Your 'latest purchase' thread reply would indicate otherwise. To each his own..



All the stuff I buy is quality. Which of my purchases is not quality in your opinion?

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#327813 - 05/12/08 10:50 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Four-dollar drawers. And if you can get a decent pair of shoes (and women ALWAYS check the shoes) for 50 bucks, I'll buy us each a pair when I come to Jew York...
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#327814 - 05/12/08 11:01 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Quote:

Why spend over $1,000 for a watch?



I probably wouldn't on my own (unless it was an investment timepiece like a Rolex). I am REAL hard on wristwatches but I have found that the more expensive ones are studier and tend to put up with a lot more abuse. The ruby impregnated crystal has yet to take a single scratch.
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#327815 - 05/13/08 12:39 AM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I just unzip my pants and use my cock as a sundial. Carry a flashlight at night.

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#327816 - 05/13/08 04:22 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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If you'd bought better tools, you wouldn't have scraped your knuckle.

I'm partial to the mechanical style.

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#327817 - 05/13/08 04:33 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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If you'd bought better tools, you wouldn't have scraped your knuckle.

I'm partial to the mechanical style.






Now THAT'S a FINE looking watch!

When I did carry a watch, I always went with a pocket watch. I don't like anything on my wrist or hands. I can't stand wearing rings, for example.
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#327818 - 05/13/08 04:39 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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If you'd bought better tools, you wouldn't have scraped your knuckle.





That's a good observation... and frankly I'm surprised to read it here. But the knuckle-ding came through the use of a very powerful tool in cramped quarters. Shit happens.

I also just realized I shit the thread with an oversized picture of my fist of fury and cheap watch. If I can delete it I will.

(Can't edit, time expired. Gia Jordan disappointed).


Edited by Bornyo (05/13/08 04:42 PM)

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#327819 - 05/13/08 04:48 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Quote:

Quote:

If you'd bought better tools, you wouldn't have scraped your knuckle.





That's a good observation... and frankly I'm surprised to read it here. But the knuckle-ding came through the use of a very powerful tool in cramped quarters. Shit happens.

I also just realized I shit the thread with an oversized picture of my fist of fury and cheap watch. If I can delete it I will.

(Can't edit, time expired. Gia Jordan disappointed).




If you want, Loop or Elab should be able to, no?
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#327820 - 05/13/08 08:14 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Quote:



I also just realized I shit the thread with an oversized picture of my fist of fury and cheap watch. If I can delete it I will.

(Can't edit, time expired. Gia Jordan disappointed).




I fixed it for you mate. Also fixed the quote used by Panzer for having the original oversized picture.
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#327821 - 05/13/08 08:22 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Bornyo, your watch does NOT at all look cheap, its a good looking watch. I like watches, I have lots but not good ones, the next best one I have is a 14kt. gold Citizen, but I like the Fred one better. I just dont wear em all the time. But watches are cool. I can see if I had a platinum Rolex that I would wear everyday.

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#327822 - 05/13/08 08:44 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Thx for fixing my post Loopnode.

If I had a Rolex, I'd keep it on my dresser until I was going to a wedding or something. I'd wear it and as the wedding party was leaving the church for the reception the limo carrying the father of the brides transmission linkage would fall apart and I would feel compelled to scoot under the car and effect a temporary fix permanently damaging my RENTED tux and Rolex.

I know myself. I can not be trusted with expensive watches and I have no business owning my own tux.

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#327823 - 05/13/08 09:23 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Thx for fixing my post Loopnode.

If I had a Rolex, I'd keep it on my dresser until I was going to a wedding or something. I'd wear it and as the wedding party was leaving the church for the reception the limo carrying the father of the brides transmission linkage would fall apart and I would feel compelled to scoot under the car and effect a temporary fix permanently damaging my RENTED tux and Rolex.

I know myself. I can not be trusted with expensive watches and I have no business owning my own tux.


Everyone should have one really nice tux, especially if you do the formal thing alot, have high affluent friends or co=workers, then its definitely worth the investment.
But you're right if you are one to lose things that way then don't buy youself a Rolex.

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#327824 - 05/13/08 09:38 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Quote:

Thx for fixing my post Loopnode.

If I had a Rolex, I'd keep it on my dresser until I was going to a wedding or something. I'd wear it and as the wedding party was leaving the church for the reception the limo carrying the father of the brides transmission linkage would fall apart and I would feel compelled to scoot under the car and effect a temporary fix permanently damaging my RENTED tux and Rolex.

I know myself. I can not be trusted with expensive watches and I have no business owning my own tux.


Everyone should have one really nice tux, especially if you do the formal thing alot, have high affluent friends or co=workers, then its definitely worth the investment.
But you're right if you are one to lose things that way then don't buy youself a Rolex.



Right now here in NYC they have a special promo: 2 suits for $125.00 good deal, but I dont know the quality. Nut I would say that these suits would be good enought for a job interview.

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#327825 - 05/13/08 10:25 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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If you only need a suit for job interviews, and you're not going for a management position, you don't really need an expensive suit. You can't wear those cheap suits every day, though.
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#327826 - 05/13/08 10:29 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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If you only need a suit for job interviews, and you're not going for a management position, you don't really need an expensive suit. You can't wear those cheap suits every day, though.



You can be a manager without the suit. I know managers who dont even wear a neck tie.

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#327827 - 05/13/08 11:43 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Get a few sensible shirts and pairs of pants from a place like Banana Republic and rotate them. Stick with neutral colours. I've had my best luck with blazers from vintage/second-hand stores because of my shape. At a cheap price, you can pay a tailor to adjust them to your needs. I got a beautiful Canali blazer for 100 bucks and had it fitted for another 40. I wear it with everything...
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#327828 - 05/13/08 11:45 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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You can be a manager without the suit. I know managers who dont even wear a neck tie.




The manager at McDonalds, the manager at Burger King, the manager at Starbucks, the manager at We Drain Septic Tanks, and so on.
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#327829 - 05/13/08 11:55 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Quote:

Quote:

If you only need a suit for job interviews, and you're not going for a management position, you don't really need an expensive suit. You can't wear those cheap suits every day, though.



You can be a manager without the suit. I know managers who dont even wear a neck tie.




What I meant was that you can't interview for a management position with a cheap suit.

In a related matter, I bought a bitchin' suit from some Sikh tailors in Bangkok when i was lining in NY. The suit was $210 with shipping. I bought it unfitted and got it tailored here for about another $250. Still it's a great suit for the money. It's hand finished, has linen lining in the trousers, and it's made of worsted wool. The quality is unmistakable. If you have a suit that fits you to a 't', you can overnight it to them, they'll make a carbon copy or it, and mail you both suits back within about a week. +1 Sikh tailors.
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#327830 - 05/14/08 01:04 AM Re: Your Wristwatch
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#327831 - 05/14/08 02:39 AM Re: Your Wristwatch
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If you only need a suit for job interviews, and you're not going for a management position, you don't really need an expensive suit. You can't wear those cheap suits every day, though.




You can get plenty of classic men's suits at trendier second hand shops like Buffalo Exchange. Do they have those out there? Great stuff if you're on the cheapie cheap and can't do Goodwill and such.
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#327832 - 05/14/08 04:36 AM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Get a few sensible shirts and pairs of pants from a place like Banana Republic and rotate them. Stick with neutral colours. I've had my best luck with blazers from vintage/second-hand stores because of my shape. At a cheap price, you can pay a tailor to adjust them to your needs. I got a beautiful Canali blazer for 100 bucks and had it fitted for another 40. I wear it with everything...



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#327833 - 05/14/08 10:20 AM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I have no business owning my own tux




If you've rented a tux more than 2-3 times in the past 5 years, you can buy your own for the same cost.

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#327834 - 05/14/08 05:57 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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This is the Fossil watch that I got earlier today:



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#327835 - 05/14/08 05:58 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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And this is the older Fossil watch that I also have:



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#327836 - 05/14/08 08:16 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Take a look at how good my watch looks on my wrist. Makes e look smart, elegant and fancy:






Panzer, you either have a boxers knuckle or you're genetically a Bitch.

Ohh..and your taste in watches sucks.
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#327837 - 05/14/08 10:10 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I should probably design my own watches. My watches would look good and be reasonably priced, and aimed at men who like hot women. And if a gay person will buy the watch, then when he will put it on the watch will have just enough explosive in it to rip away the wrist from the rest of the arm.

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#327838 - 05/14/08 10:14 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I should probably design my own watches. My watches would look good and be reasonably priced, and aimed at men who like hot women. And if a gay person will buy the watch, then when he will put it on the watch will have just enough explosive in it to rip away the wrist from the rest of the arm.




So how will you plan to wear one of these "Panzer" watches on your dates with Tom Ford?
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#327839 - 05/14/08 10:16 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Quote:

Quote:

I should probably design my own watches. My watches would look good and be reasonably priced, and aimed at men who like hot women. And if a gay person will buy the watch, then when he will put it on the watch will have just enough explosive in it to rip away the wrist from the rest of the arm.




So how will you plan to wear one of these "Panzer" watches on your dates with Tom Ford?



We will send the Broccoli from men in pain, I bet that he wouldnt mind.

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#327840 - 05/14/08 10:19 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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did your knuckles drag on the ground before or after you started wearing 35lb. watches?
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#327841 - 05/14/08 10:49 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Quote:

Quote:

I should probably design my own watches. My watches would look good and be reasonably priced, and aimed at men who like hot women. And if a gay person will buy the watch, then when he will put it on the watch will have just enough explosive in it to rip away the wrist from the rest of the arm.




So how will you plan to wear one of these "Panzer" watches on your dates with Tom Ford?





Hehe. This Tom Ford thing is picking up steam. My work is done here...
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#327842 - 05/14/08 11:47 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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What's with the Fossil obsession, Alex? If you want to stay in that price range, try a Diesel. It's a much hipper brand, and they tend to look more expensive than they are.
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#327843 - 05/14/08 11:51 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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What's with the Fossil obsession, Alex? If you want to stay in that price range, try a Diesel. It's a much hipper brand, and they tend to look more expensive than they are.



Fossil makes Diesel watches under license. And fuck these European brands. We should support American companies and not buy that eurotrash.

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#327844 - 05/15/08 12:03 AM Re: Your Wristwatch
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You're hopeless, Alex. Nevertheless, I'm still pulling for you to lose your virginity before you die. Good luck.
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#327845 - 05/15/08 12:32 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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you need an enema hose attachment for that watch.
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#327846 - 05/15/08 02:52 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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you need an enema hose attachment for that watch.





By the looks of it, that watch has a folded enema bag, the hose and the nozzle built. To release it, push a button and you're set to go.
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#327847 - 05/15/08 08:32 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I should probably design my own watches. My watches would look good and be reasonably priced, and aimed at men who like hot women. And if a gay person will buy the watch, then when he will put it on the watch will have just enough explosive in it to rip away the wrist from the rest of the arm.




No...
What you should probably do is combine equal parts ammonia and bleach in a plastic bag and breathe deep.

I guarantee you will affect more lives on this tact than your previously stated offering.


Heres to wishing you the best....

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#327848 - 05/16/08 09:42 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Seiko Titanium Kinetic.

More than $80; less than $1,000.

A lifetime of perfect timekeeping without batteries.

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#327849 - 05/17/08 07:45 AM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Seiko Titanium Kinetic.

More than $80; less than $1,000.

A lifetime of perfect timekeeping without batteries.






Seiko does make great stuff. I've got three of them, not cheap, they range from $150 up to a grand but they look great and run forever. About 25 yrs ago I bought a Seiko for $100 and it still runs beautifully, crystal never scratched and the thing is so efficient the batteries last 10 years.

They can go head to head with any Swiss made out there.

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#327850 - 05/17/08 07:34 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Get a few sensible shirts and pairs of pants from a place like Banana Republic and rotate them. Stick with neutral colours. I've had my best luck with blazers from vintage/second-hand stores because of my shape. At a cheap price, you can pay a tailor to adjust them to your needs. I got a beautiful Canali blazer for 100 bucks and had it fitted for another 40. I wear it with everything...


Very nice taste Tatty.

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#327851 - 05/17/08 07:38 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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A blazer? What for?

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#327852 - 05/17/08 07:44 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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A blazer? What for?


Depends on his field, if he sells hotdogs at a stand like you then he doesnt need a blazer now does he?

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#327853 - 05/17/08 07:46 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Quote:

A blazer? What for?


Depends on his field, if he sells hotdogs at a stand like you then he doesnt need a blazer now does he?




A drawing of Alex's "Enema Cart" in 5...4...3...2...1...
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#327854 - 05/17/08 07:58 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

A blazer? What for?


Depends on his field, if he sells hotdogs at a stand like you then he doesnt need a blazer now does he?




A drawing of Alex's "Enema Cart" in 5...4...3...2...1...



You want one with mustard or the hot sauce?

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#327855 - 05/17/08 08:05 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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You want one with mustard or the hot sauce?




I woulda suspected a peanut butter/mayo Puka Dog from you...

http://www.pukadog.com/waikiki



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#327856 - 05/17/08 10:15 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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go like a mile and buy a used tag at tourneau, they're really not much more money than buying a new trashy one-look for the formula one with the rubber strap. the fossil shit might be worth 10 dollars at a yardsale down the road and you could have had a real watch for a few hundred bucks

i'm pretty sure my omega seamaster will outlast me-it's just a fucking monument of overengineering. plus, mine's orange and i actually get it wet all the time and it doesn't let moisture in like aquatimers and better-recognized 'dive' watches through the bezel if the screw's not absolutely perfectly set in.

for dressier-shit i broke down and bought a jaeger reverso because it's the best add-toy to play with and watch during tedious conference calls where there's an outside chance the internet could be too distracting and make me look like an idiot if one of the other idiots droning on decides to ask me something and i'm unreponsive.
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#327857 - 05/17/08 10:31 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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There is no such thing as a real watch. Whatever sells for over $50 will show time fo at least 10 years.

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#327858 - 05/17/08 10:54 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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There is no such thing as a real watch. Whatever sells for over $50 will show time fo at least 10 years.


yes, but it'll look classless for each of those years. fossil's probably not in business in a decade, i can't help you if you're intent on buying shit destined for a church rummage sale.
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#327859 - 05/17/08 10:59 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Quote:

There is no such thing as a real watch. Whatever sells for over $50 will show time fo at least 10 years.


yes, but it'll look classless for each of those years. fossil's probably not in business in a decade, i can't help you if you're intent on buying shit destined for a church rummage sale.



What class? I just want a good-looking watch that works.

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#327860 - 05/19/08 01:15 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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My Fossils go from wrist to trash can. Before Fossil there were Seikos and before those Pulsars (Which were not cheap watches back in the day).

It would be a shame to subject a Tag or Breitling to what my watches go through. A waste of resources. And, I haven't had a water resistant watch fog on my in almost 20 yrs. regardless of cost or stem setting.

Treating ADD through complicated timepieces is an interesting concept though- someone should write a thesis on that. Years ago, when some people wore digital watches, I'd see guys racing to see how quickly they could start and stop the timers. Some times were in the hundredths of a second. I've never owned nor worn a digital watch but I do have a digital "tide watch" I keep in the boat slipped over a toggle switch on the console.

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#327861 - 05/19/08 02:53 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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seriously, the standard tag with the rubber strap looks good and you'd have a real challenge destroying it.

they should be under 500, it's sometimes worth it to acquire something that's crafted noticably-better even if it's at a small premium. same deal as choosing to buy a kimber instead of a taurus-over time it just makes you happier even if it's a bit of a luxury.
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My Fossils go from wrist to trash can. Before Fossil there were Seikos and before those Pulsars (Which were not cheap watches back in the day).

It would be a shame to subject a Tag or Breitling to what my watches go through. A waste of resources. And, I haven't had a water resistant watch fog on my in almost 20 yrs. regardless of cost or stem setting.

Treating ADD through complicated timepieces is an interesting concept though- someone should write a thesis on that. Years ago, when some people wore digital watches, I'd see guys racing to see how quickly they could start and stop the timers. Some times were in the hundredths of a second. I've never owned nor worn a digital watch but I do have a digital "tide watch" I keep in the boat slipped over a toggle switch on the console.


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#327862 - 05/19/08 03:46 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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I see your point, and I understand it. It just isn't practical for me. I will spend money for quality where I can appreciate the differences, for the very reasons you mention. I'll spend up on sunglasses, electronics, tools, tackle, guns and hard use shoes and clothing. I noticed once I started buying better sunglasses I stopped losing and abusing them so maybe the same would be true of a watch but I'm loath to experiment.

Imagine how much more fun it is to drop 500 bucks here.

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#327863 - 05/19/08 04:20 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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seriously, the standard tag with the rubber strap looks good and you'd have a real challenge destroying it.

they should be under 500, it's sometimes worth it to acquire something that's crafted noticably-better even if it's at a small premium. same deal as choosing to buy a kimber instead of a taurus-over time it just makes you happier even if it's a bit of a luxury.
Quote:

My Fossils go from wrist to trash can. Before Fossil there were Seikos and before those Pulsars (Which were not cheap watches back in the day).

It would be a shame to subject a Tag or Breitling to what my watches go through. A waste of resources. And, I haven't had a water resistant watch fog on my in almost 20 yrs. regardless of cost or stem setting.

Treating ADD through complicated timepieces is an interesting concept though- someone should write a thesis on that. Years ago, when some people wore digital watches, I'd see guys racing to see how quickly they could start and stop the timers. Some times were in the hundredths of a second. I've never owned nor worn a digital watch but I do have a digital "tide watch" I keep in the boat slipped over a toggle switch on the console.






Why should a watch make someone happy? Good looking quality watch that works is all that someone needs.

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#327864 - 05/19/08 04:29 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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You know nothing about quality.
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#327865 - 05/19/08 04:42 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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You know nothing about quality.



I know that quality is under $100.00

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#327866 - 05/19/08 04:47 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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You must get all the girls, Panzer...
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#327867 - 05/19/08 04:49 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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You must get all the girls, Panzer...




He's beating 'em off with a stick...



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#327868 - 05/19/08 04:49 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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You must get all the girls, Panzer...




Of course he does, he gets very good deals on chloroform and duck tape.

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#327869 - 05/19/08 04:59 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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Quote:

You must get all the girls, Panzer...




He's beating 'em off with a stick...





Gia would look great in that pink sweater, sure beats her turtleneck. And those black glasses would look great on her too, people might think that it is a somekind of limited edition designer frames.

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#327870 - 05/19/08 05:12 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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grandma!
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#327871 - 05/19/08 06:57 PM Re: Your Wristwatch
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No way that's Grandma. This is what Russian women look like when they hit 30...
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