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not funny

not interesting

not insightful

not intelligent

not female

You sure are a whole lot of not stewie, please make it not living, too



Let me lay some internet pop psychology up in this bee-otch:

What struck me most about Stewie was its overly formal language (e.g. "alternative identities" instead of "alts") and its frequent but inconsistant use of the Commonwealth "ou" spelling (e.g. "behaviour.) At first I thought it meant that Stewie was a foreigner. But its frequent tantrums lead me to believe otherwise.

I think what we're dealing with here is a ~15-year-old gay boi who's been beaten one too many times by his peers and, much like Arthur/Kate, has decided to take its revenge upon the straight world. The spelling and formality here (not to mention the atrocious attempts at haiku) are an attempt to appear older than its true age. Unfortunately, like most teenagers, it hasn't yet learned subtlety or nuance. Thus, the frequent tantrums and the overreaction to being called "Sasha," which keeps giving it away.

If I'm right, there would be no need to wait it to commit a bannable offense; its mere presence would be reason enough.

Just a theory.