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#327539 - 05/10/08 09:50 PM Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
Bad Habit Offline
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Registered: 01/18/06
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I'm waiting for an extremely long render to finish so I dropped by to check out the latest.
Then I began wondering what other people are doing, or not doing, when they read and post to this forum.

I usually come here as a time killer while I run short tasks and renders on my main machine. Things that take 15 or 20 minutes where there really isn't enough time to go start something else.
Sometimes I read a chapter or two in a handy paperback, or follow up on email or phone calls, and sometimes I come here an invest a little of my life checking this place out for entertaining tidbits.

Sometimes I get so involved I'll spend an hour or more (I'm embarrassed to admit) perusing the board.
My entertainment threshold must have hit a new low.

Just curious, but what's behind your motivation to participate in this online community?
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#327540 - 05/10/08 09:54 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
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All I know is that I had to set my online status to invisible because I'd be late to meet friends and they'd check xpt to see if it was because I was online. It usually was.
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#327541 - 05/10/08 10:19 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
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Like Fatman, I'm obligated to check in to see what've missed.

Unlike Fatman, I only do XPT on the weekends whilst drunk.

Also, I feel obligated to throw pro-Democratic Party propaganda onto the boards...just doing my part to help the proletariat...



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#327542 - 05/11/08 02:45 AM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
freestylah Offline
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Gunker wrote:
Quote:

...Also, I feel obligated to throw pro-Democratic Party propaganda onto the boards...just doing my part to help the proletariat...




You don't help the proletariat by throwing around random pro-Democratic propaganda. But I think you know that already.

On topic: XPT is a satisfying part of my daily routine.
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#327543 - 05/11/08 05:38 AM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
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Quote:


Unlike Fatman, I only do XPT on the weekends whilst drunk.




That explains a lot. Here I thought you spent the first five years of your life eating leaded paint chips.

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#327544 - 05/11/08 07:14 AM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
That's what she said Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
I am logged in 24/7, always scanning for new and interesting posts to read and ponder while jerking off in my mom's basement.

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#327545 - 05/11/08 12:16 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Either when waiting for files to download - damned NetLoad.in takes FOREVER - some files take HOURS.

Or as an outlet for anxiety during sports events like my Met game that is on at the moment.
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#327546 - 05/13/08 06:04 AM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
Browser Offline
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
I usually browse the board every morning while having coffee.

I'm to lazy to post most of the time.

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#327547 - 05/13/08 09:11 AM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
whenever i got free time and my laptop im on here
im hooked
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#327548 - 05/13/08 10:35 AM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
Care Less Offline
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Quote:

whenever i got free time and my laptop im on here
im hooked





Sadly, that is not the case.







Attachments
314297-snuffx-dot-com-santaanajailmassacre1.jpg (5 downloads)

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#327549 - 05/13/08 11:22 AM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
zenman Offline
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Quote:

I'm waiting for an extremely long render to finish so I dropped by to check out the latest....


I usually come here as a time killer while I run short tasks and renders on my main machine. Things that take 15 or 20 minutes where there really isn't enough time to go start something else.





I can't quite get a bead on what a render is. It seems to have something to do with graphics. Is it something like AutoCad? Why does it take a long time? Just curious.
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#327550 - 05/13/08 11:23 AM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
zenman Offline
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Dude what are these pictures from?!?

Quote:










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#327551 - 05/13/08 11:31 AM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
tattypatty Offline
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Jesus
H. Lockwood! What the fuck is the story behind those pics? Gotta be Serbia or something...
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#327552 - 05/13/08 12:17 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
Care Less Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Quote:


I can't quite get a bead on what a render is. It seems to have something to do with graphics. Is it something like AutoCad? Why does it take a long time? Just curious.






Rendering is one or the last stage in digital content creation - photo editing, video editing, computer-generated imagery or CGI, sound editing.

All of the source material can be digitized where necessary, altered and processed.

The music you hear on a CD was rendered, possibly more than once and not necessarily as a whole, after it had been mastered.

Video material, photos and CGI are treated comparably.

CGI feature films nowadays take a vast amount of processing power to be rendered by huge rendering farms, as they are called.

It takes a lot of time because the effects have to be applied to be visible. This is done at very high resolutions, in effect needing much processing power.

Small pieces - a single character, for example - of such a feature might be renderable on a very fast workstation class or high-end PC.


Quote:


Dude what are these pictures from?!?






And:


Quote:


Jesus H. Lockwood! What the fuck is the story behind those pics? Gotta be Serbia or something...






I found the pictures on snuffx.com, home of the more bizarre side of humour on the internet.

They are entitled "santanajailmassacre" and part of a series depicting what prison can be like for some.

I chose them because they fitted what redundant poster pretty wrote quite well and omitted the rest. Should there be any interest in the full set to be posted - not necessarily in this thread -, make a comment below.
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#327553 - 05/13/08 05:09 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
Bad Habit Offline
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Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Also when I'm sitting on hold waiting for the next available representative......
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#327554 - 05/13/08 07:08 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
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I try and check in at least once or twice a day, just to see if someone has been abusing their rights in AWOP. When I have time I check the other forum sections or at least General Porn Talk.
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#327555 - 05/13/08 08:28 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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I thought Loop posted those pictures from his private scrapbook, are those for real??

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#327556 - 07/23/08 03:50 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
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Five titles through post production in the last 3 weeks! Now I'm trying to catch up with exporting all the final edits back to tape.

I only have one HDV deck so I'm limited to only one computer at a time (I have 3 for Editing, DVD Authoring, & Rendering workflow).

1 hour of footage takes 4 hours to render and record so I've been at it for two days with at least 2 more to go.

Could anyone tell. My recent increase in posting should have been a dead give-away. This place is currently my favorite waste of time.
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#327557 - 07/23/08 06:43 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
Gigi Offline
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xpt represents at least 97% of my social interaction with the outside world. considering you are (mostly) fake personas only makes it even more laughable that i think of you bitches as my only friends.
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#327558 - 07/24/08 06:34 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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Quote:

xpt represents at least 97% of my social interaction with the outside world. considering you are (mostly) fake personas only makes it even more laughable that i think of you bitches as my only friends.




I hate to say it but I'm in exactly the same predicament.
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#327559 - 07/25/08 06:00 AM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
Gigi Offline
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it's okay, zen. gigi is here for you
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#327560 - 07/25/08 06:30 AM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
nomore Offline
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Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
I'm usually on here on weekdays in the morning---husband at work, kids still asleep...and why? this board is chock full of fun/funny every day! I LOVE YOU XPT

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#327561 - 07/25/08 02:08 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
You fuckers have got me hooked on this damn site and now I must check it everyday. Damn you all to hell!

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#327562 - 07/25/08 02:54 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
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Don't call me 'fucker'. It's your choice to check it or not.

And find yourself a decent therapist (or two) to treat your OCD. Have a nice day.
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#327563 - 07/25/08 03:14 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

And find yourself a decent therapist (or two) to treat your OCD.



Who told you??

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#327564 - 07/25/08 03:21 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
freestylah Offline
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It didn't take more than a mere observation of your ramblings on this board. G'nite!
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#327565 - 07/25/08 06:05 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

And find yourself a decent therapist (or two) to treat your OCD. Have a nice day.




I have CDO. It's like OCD only the letters are in alphabetical order like they're supposed to be.
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#327566 - 07/25/08 06:26 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:


I have CDO. It's like OCD only the letters are in alphabetical order like they're supposed to be.




I know you heard that somewhere else, and I know you've probably waited for the right time to break it out. But damn man that's funny and I'm going to do the same thing.

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#327567 - 07/26/08 01:04 AM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
freestylah Offline
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This goes way over my head! Some explanation would be appreciated. Thanks.
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#327568 - 07/26/08 06:50 AM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
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Registered: 03/22/07
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OCD=Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
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#327569 - 07/27/08 12:24 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
freestylah Offline
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Hmm, TUP? I knew this one (I used it myself a few posts up). I was wondering about the CDO thing. Thanks anyway!
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#327570 - 07/27/08 01:06 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
the unknown pervert Offline
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You've been hanging around Darrah too long. CDO is just the letters OCD placed in alphabetical order, something that might be done by someone with OCD.
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#327571 - 07/27/08 01:42 PM Re: Your XPT Fix. When and Why?
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

xpt represents at least 97% of my social interaction with the outside world. considering you are (mostly) fake personas only makes it even more laughable that i think of you bitches as my only friends.




I have the xpt world and my normal (HA!) world, and occasionally they clash. People will drop by to hang and I'll have left the computer on this page. Invariably, their eyes are drawn to the horrific ads on the right, which results in " Hey, Paddy, who ya chatting with onl- OH DEAR GOD! JESUS! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING TO THAT GIRL?" etc. etc. Good times...


Edit: And I check it when I wake up (noon) while the dog eats and I drink my green tea that is in my faggy teapot...
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